Decaf by mistake?

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

Oh Thank Heaven.

FINALLY!!! The question of whether or not the shooter bought coffee is solved!! Rest easy, now, America!

News that matters?

This is an outrage! I am now going to boycott 7/11 for collaborating with a muslin terrist!

It's obvious we need to outlaw coffee.

I get coffee from the 7-11 every morning. Does that make me a terrorist sympathizer?

Note to supplier: Please pick up the three crates of 10oz "jihad" sized cups replace with regular 7-11 cups. KTHX

Zoinks!: It was probably Hazelnut. That sh*t is nasty.

Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.

It was the Domo cup. Isn't Domo-kun a muzz?

Lando Lincoln: Fark you, I like Hazelnut. You will pay dearly for that comment.

My interpretation of the Koran strictly forbids hazelnut coffee. Flavored coffee is an unnatural creation and offends Allah.

Hey CNN, thanks for contributing to the decline of this country. Could you perhaps, find an exclusive with his dry cleaner? Or perhaps you could ask some random person on the street why they think he did this. I'm sure that's better than waiting till the military conducts an investigation.

he should've switched to sanka.

Why did I just click on that link?

/sigh

Why does Domo Kun hate America?

Why, he was wearing clothes in the video! That means he bought clothes somewhere! Probably from a couple of different places! Unless he does all his shopping at Kohl's or something. And if he does buy his clothes at Kohl's, that means he was at a Kohl's! Sometime recently enough that he bought clothes he was still wearing! And he would have had to use his wallet! Which means he bought his wallet from another store that he was at! Unless he bought it from the Kohl's, which isn't impossible because they sell men's wallets, too! I mean, not great wallets or anything, but workable wallets! Leather ones! I think both in the trifold and bifold option! Although I don't know why anyone would want a trifold wallet! I mean, they're so bulky! Maybe that was part of the problem! Maybe he bought a trifold wallet at the Kohl's where he bought his clothes! And he didn't like his wallet! But I'm just speculating now! Stay tuned!

I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...

Another article says that he drew suspicion to himself earlier by posting that suicide bombers are the equivalent of a soldier jumping on a grenade to save their buddies.

And yet we still continue to hold grannies at the airport due to them having knitting needles.

Our government needs to wake up and stop being so obtuse about who they should be screening and detaining.

Strange. Bob never goes on a murdering rampage after a cup of MY coffee...

crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...


I feel wrong for laughing at that.

TheKnownUniverse: Why does the liberal media keep concentrating on fluff like this while glossing over what is undoubtedly the key factor in his mental instability?

Hasan is an avid Redskins fan.

Well, it shows he has poor judgment, anyway.

/Does 7-11 still do Fusion coffee?

Duh. He was there meeting with the head agent of his sleeper cell. You know those "Take a penny, leave a penny" trays? That's where the 7-11 Martyrs Brigade gets their funding.

Tom Cruise and Scientology has been warning us for decades about the dangers of Psychiatrists. We all laughed, called them a cult, and maybe even put on a Guy Fawkes mask and threw a party in front of a Scientology owned building.

But who's laughing now?

Time to lock up all the Psychiatrists and have the government buy e-meters for all their patients.

HASAN SHOP!

crypticsatellite: I guess he noticed they secretly replaced his regular coffee with Folger's Crystals...

I came here not knowing what joke I was looking for...this was it!

7/11 EMPOWERS TERRORISTS!