Meh.

SlothB77: came for glenn beck onion references. came too early..

Sounds like a personal problem.

Dibs on good meat.

Look how skinny they are under all that fur.

AbbeySomeone: DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

And stew meat for hillbillies; don't downplay their value.

NittLion78: R.I.P. SQUIRREL

Squirrel Squaggard?

Really old meme is really old.

/Got charged for Drew's beer money today.
//Had to make a post to make the 5 bucks seem worth it.
///Good a place as any.

AbbeySomeone: DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

Oh, horse crap! Squirrels are viable meat sources! Get out of your ivory tower once in a little while! Either that or DIAF and become a viable meat source for the next generation!

This got me thinking, the Fark squirrel is almost certainly dead by now.

Fark squirrel's balls flying at half-mast.

sniderman: Fark squirrel's balls flying at half-maststaff.

FTFY.

The premise of mourning a squirrel is nuts.

AbbeySomeone: Number40: AbbeySomeone: DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

Oh, horse crap! Squirrels are viable meat sources! Get out of your ivory tower once in a little while! Either that or DIAF and become a viable meat source for the next generation!

Dude, if I died in a fire I would most prolly be too charred for consumption. DUH!

Not if you're body was retrieved in a timely manner, then you'd just be imbued with smokey elegance.

beerrun: Meh.

Good to see this is taken care of. All is as it should be here.

Another dead white squirrel thread.

The Squirrels at my job love the housekeeper that feeds them. They also love the acorn trees in the courtyard where I see them the most.

If an albino one showed up, the staff that are annoyed when they run up to them as they eat in the courtyard. Would love it when they appeared with their white furred brethren.

I just hate how people associate white with "good". The Onimusha game subverted that to hell and back.

/Wonders if Onimusha reference is too obscure.

was it a drive by?

Bluevirage:
If an albino one showed up, the staff that are annoyed when they run up to them as they eat in the courtyard. Would love it when they appeared with their white furred brethren.


Huh???? I read that 3 times and still don't understand what you're trying to say.

/hot

misanthropic1: AbbeySomeone: Number40: AbbeySomeone: DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

Oh, horse crap! Squirrels are viable meat sources! Get out of your ivory tower once in a little while! Either that or DIAF and become a viable meat source for the next generation!

Dude, if I died in a fire I would most prolly be too charred for consumption. DUH!

Not if you're body was retrieved in a timely manner, then you'd just be imbued with smokey elegance.


MMMMMMmmmmm!!! Smokey elegance! OOOOoooooohhhhhh!!!

Made this a while ago for a departed Farker:

What's the name of the song playing when Ferris Bueller is racing his parents (home) through the neighborhood? That's what I heard, reading the headline.

/don't know why.

never a more appropriate use of the "Not News-News-Fark" meme

What's flat and white & red all over?

/too soon?

SQUIRREL!! (new window)

Can't help but think of that scene when I read an article about a squirrel.

Came for Lincoln squirrel shot pics from the Simpsons ep where bart fell down the well.

I'm so very disappointed.

Bluevirage: The Squirrels at my job love the housekeeper that feeds them. They also love the acorn trees in the courtyard where I see them the most.

If an albino one showed up, the staff that are annoyed when they run up to them as they eat in the courtyard. Would love it when they appeared with their white furred brethren.

I just hate how people associate white with "good". The Onimusha game subverted that to hell and back.

/Wonders if Onimusha reference is too obscure.
Acorn tree? That is obscure.

Idol Worship. You were warned about this sort of thing.

AbbeySomeone
DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

Rats in cute outfits eh?

/I'm watching you

Tigggy: What's the name of the song playing when Ferris Bueller is racing his parents (home) through the neighborhood? That's what I heard, reading the headline.

"March Of The Swivelheads" by the English Beat

AbbeySomeone: DNRTFA but this is stoopid.

What did you expect from "Dorking High Street"?

Wait, where are the grammar/spelling brown shirts ?
"acccident"


C'mon, slipping.....

Before you know it, there will be blood in the streets, but I would prefer the Colony of the Slipperman

It played hockey, baseball and basketball?!

Talented squirrel.

AbbeySomeone
Rodent of unusual size: AbbeySomeone
DNRTFA but this is stoopid. Squirrels are rats in cute outfits that exist only to give my dogs exercise.

Rats in cute outfits eh?

/I'm watching you
*opens door and lets dogs out*

Burp

Percy was slipping, you can hardly hit those bastards when you try

/a friend told me anyway

Will Phil Connors be doing a live report?

This far along and no Cousin Eddie references? WTF?