rocky_howard: FTFA:
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.

Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"

Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."

Letterman: "But are you engaged?"

Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"

In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.

I'm pretty sure she's aware of the fact.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus //love my 12 steps.


I tried Apathetic's Anonymous ... but just couldn't get worked up enough over it.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

I've been flipping between ESPNEWS and YES waiting for one of them to do a decent job

The Bestest: Zombie Hitler: Nice of them to let Robbie join the parade.

I'm all in favor of instead of a ring, they give Robbie a 'Participant' ribbon

Maybe they should give Cano a bat because he lost his a couple weeks ago

Rivera on the last float - how fitting