I am the one to blame for this. I just can't help my Dragon-on-car fetish.

/google that
//I double dog dare you

This brings a whole new meaning to "Louisville Slugger."

Ghastly: It's not obscene to search for transsexual goat porn is it? Because I loves them transsexual goats.

I knew they were spying on me. Farkers.

Don't look at me... I thought my habits alone would put Lexington ahead...

I live in Louisville. There not lying when they say there's a lot of horny people here. I mean even Muhammed Ali is still shakin from beatin so much.

No kidding NSFBH (not safe for browser history)

Sorry, guys, I'm owning up to this. See that? Yeah, that's my bad. I'm the one googling all that porn. It's become a disgusting and terrible habit... if I'm not paying attention when I'm on a search engine, I'll just find myself typing in things like "ANAL SEX", "LESBIAN RAPE", and "UNCENSORED JAPANESE MASSAGE VIDEOS".

It's gotten to the point where I can't even control it anymore... it's like tourette's, but in type. I've already had to delete four five offensive statements from this post. It's destroying my life, and now I can't even go seven seconds without thinking such thoughts. I've become so desensitized to pornography that I can't even be sexually aroused anymore.

I blame it on that damn girlfriend. Won't even give me a blowjob.

It's a well-known fact here in Lexington that Louisville residents all sport line beards and flat-bills and search for porn all day.

/Also, don't GIS louisville cheerleader with safe search off
//hint

Well, let's see what else is there to do around here...
1) Eating. Expensive and hard on waistline and maybe wallet.
2) Drinking. Hard on liver and maybe wallet, plus maybe that pesky DUI stuff.
3) Pot, etc. Pesky cops, plus maybe triggering item 1 above. Health can be a concern.
4) Sports. Local football mostly bland. Basketball not yet started.
5) Live sex. Fun but possibly STDs and that 'pregnent' business...
6) Internet porn. mostly only thing left.

I think we know where the next Fark party is going to be!

Maybe if Drew put the Foobies link back on the main page...

arte1953: Well, let's see what else is there to do around here...
1) Eating. Expensive and hard on waistline and maybe wallet.
2) Drinking. Hard on liver and maybe wallet, plus maybe that pesky DUI stuff.
3) Pot, etc. Pesky cops, plus maybe triggering item 1 above. Health can be a concern.
4) Sports. Local football mostly bland. Basketball not yet started.
5) Live sex. Fun but possibly STDs and that 'pregnent' business...

You misspelled pragnent.

/so that's how babby is formed...

black_knight: Maybe if Drew put the Foobies link back on the main page...

i weep for the death of foobies.

So Gorgor is from Louisville?