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(Contact Music) Followup Paula Abdul is dating Arsenio Hall. This is a repeat from 1989   (contactmusic.com) divider line 38
More: Followup, Paula Abdul, Arsenio, talent shows, American Idol, Eddie Murphy, Abdul, National Enquirer, Coming to America  
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Mentat [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 10:53:21 PM
Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 10:55:45 PM
She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!
 
big_pth [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 10:59:13 PM
While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.
 
Doooom
2009-11-05 11:15:14 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!

I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 11:28:53 PM
big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Rush Limbaugh's oxycontin dealer and John Edwards' babymama would like to have a word with you about your skepticism.
 
borg [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 11:44:01 PM
Why would she date a gay guy?
 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 12:23:14 AM
Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.
 
rackrent [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 12:23:54 AM
Sounds fine to me. I mean, what would World War II have looked like if we didn't have the "Great Arsenio"?
 
House of Tards
2009-11-06 12:40:29 AM
Rusty Shackleford: Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.

*shakes fist*
 
F-bear [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:29:11 AM
Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?
 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:48:53 AM
F-bear: Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?

I think she's caught up in a hit and run.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 02:15:31 AM
Doooom: I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.

This sounds like another winning theme song for the next Addams Family movie...

First, MC Hammer; then, Tag Team... who knows?
 
Doctor Jan Itor
2009-11-06 06:09:00 AM
Woof woof woof woof woof!
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-06 06:11:22 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about

so here's a picture of Paula Abdul sitting on a mexican

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
Spatially_Challenged
2009-11-06 06:30:45 AM
Isn't he too old for her taste?
 
Dialectic
2009-11-06 06:47:33 AM
"This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

...like their genitals, hahahahhah!
 
deeoh1
2009-11-06 07:52:43 AM
I saw Arsenio recently at Taverna Tony in Malibu and he was much shorter than I though he would be.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 07:55:02 AM
Things that make you go...wait, these are two completely irrelevant people, why am I reading this?
 
Slick Dick Lick
2009-11-06 08:46:02 AM
Like dunking your pinky into Lake Michigan.
 
nothingyet
2009-11-06 08:47:54 AM
He just wants to break one off, one more time, in Adbul's fart box.
 
NoAppollonia
2009-11-06 09:00:43 AM
You know him as Joe the Policeman, from the "What's going down" episode of "That's my Mama!!"
 
I'm Not from Here
2009-11-06 09:35:20 AM
Mentat: Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!

Came for this. Leaving happy.
 
MidnightMargaritas!
2009-11-06 09:44:51 AM
Who Else could she date? She is so messed up....she prolly don't even know she is dating him yet...and he don't know about it either.....

/drfa
//not a fan of crazy paula
 
beerrun
2009-11-06 09:54:35 AM
www.contactmusic.com

What Paula Abdul's feet may look like.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 10:10:57 AM
a double beard?

This man is humiliated.

www.sepiamutiny.com
 
sirrerun
2009-11-06 10:15:44 AM
deeoh1: I saw Arsenio recently at Taverna Tony in Malibu and he was much shorter than I though he would be.

The Cameo is gone.
 
Tigggy
2009-11-06 10:17:31 AM
big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Arsenio?! HA! Aww, clearly we've stepped back 20 yrs.

Sadly The Enquirer is for the most part accurate. They did a big exposé a few yrs back and some of their practices were disclosed. It's amazing what they'd do to get a story. But yeah, scary stuff.
 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap
2009-11-06 10:19:43 AM
This is good news. The odds of them being killed at the same time just went through the roof, thus saving humanity from having to endure another article about them. It's like lancing two polyps in your anal cavity with only one blast of the laser.
 
PsyLord
2009-11-06 10:33:55 AM
big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

l.yimg.com
The hot sheets are always right.

/hotlinked.
 
Wytchone
2009-11-06 11:23:07 AM
big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

John Edwards would like a word with you.
 
SuburbanCowboy
2009-11-06 11:44:25 AM
I wonder if while in bed she yells Arsenioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo Hall!
 
the lord god
2009-11-06 12:13:13 PM
borg: Why would she date a gay guy?

My first thought as well.
 
Saracuda
2009-11-06 01:02:00 PM
Opposites Attract?
 
SirSuperpants
2009-11-06 01:49:13 PM
Dialectic: "This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

...like their genitals, hahahahhah!

I'm glad someone here shares my sense of humor.

/leaving satisfied
 
docmattic
2009-11-06 02:38:22 PM
Oh, I thought she was dating Arsenio Venkman. My bad.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 03:15:42 PM
docmattic: Oh, I thought she was dating Arsenio Venkman Billingham. My bad.
 
Alphax
2009-11-07 03:38:22 AM
So, going back to an old flame? I'm not going to complain about that.
 
newmoonpuppyhead
2009-11-08 11:42:28 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: a double beard?

This man is humiliated.

I came in here to say that! damn you!

/not as eloquently, though. :)
 
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