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(Oregon Live)   Drunk man calls police twice because someone stole his weed. Then he's arrested for DUI, and tells cops he's looking for person who took his weed   (oregonlive.com) divider line 28
    More: Dumbass, Marion CountyCalvin HooverA 21, Calvin Hoover of Salem, dispatchers, medical marijuana, controlled substances, California man, Lebanon, county jail  
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2009-11-05 10:01:24 PM
Did they ever find the guy?
 
2009-11-05 10:20:12 PM
Must of been some good weed.
 
2009-11-05 10:47:21 PM
REMEMBER SAMMY JANKIS' STASH
 
2009-11-06 02:24:37 AM
Talk about smart.
 
2009-11-06 02:36:47 AM
I wonder if 9-1-1 is any different than 911.
 
2009-11-06 02:39:01 AM
JUST GIVE THE MAN HIS WEED! god!
 
2009-11-06 02:43:53 AM
Someone should have let him in on the fact that cops will make your life miserable in every conceivable way, regardless of circumstance.
 
2009-11-06 02:52:05 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: REMEMBER SAMMY JANKIS' STASH

JOHN G STOLE MY WEED
 
2009-11-06 02:54:35 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: REMEMBER SAMMY JANKIS' STASH 'STACHE

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YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
 
2009-11-06 02:57:13 AM
On of our local crackheads called the local police once because he had "little people" hiding in his house and stealing his shiat and farking with him. He wanted the police to come do something with the little people but first he wanted to know " So , if you find some dope and shiat or other stuff in my house while you are looking for the little people will keep them ? The drugs I mean, will you take them ? Because, I mean, your not here looking for drugs and shiat you would be looking for the little farkers taking my shiat right ? And so it would be like illegal search or something right ?"
 
2009-11-06 02:59:49 AM
frostcrow: " So , if you find some dope and shiat or other stuff in my house while you are looking for the little people will keep them ? The drugs I mean, will you take them ? Because, I mean, your not here looking for drugs and shiat you would be looking for the little farkers taking my shiat right ? And so it would be like illegal search or something right ?"

If they find the crack in a place where a little person could conceivably be, then it is admissible in court.
 
2009-11-06 03:03:17 AM
JerkyMeat: Someone should have let him in on the fact that cops will make your life miserable in every conceivable way, regardless of circumstance.

How does that relate to this story, or are you just trolling?
 
2009-11-06 03:06:31 AM
JerkyMeat: Someone should have let him in on the fact that cops will make your life miserable in every conceivable way, regardless of circumstance.

You mean that, being drunk and asking the cops to find his weed, they should have overlooked both conditions and gone ahead and found the dope, handed it back to the drunk driver, patted him on his head, and sent him on his drunk-ass dopehead way?

You were the guy who called, aren't you?
 
2009-11-06 03:08:18 AM
If those lazy pigs would have just dropped everything and went and got this lazy drunk/stoner his pot back this whole ugly DUI thing could have been avoided.
 
2009-11-06 03:08:45 AM
...and the worst part of all? He still didn't get his weed back.

Seriously though, to all you weed haters: note that it wasn't weed that made him stupid enough to call the police - it was alcohol!
 
2009-11-06 03:10:07 AM
Well at least they didn't bust him for the thought-crime possession.
 
2009-11-06 03:19:40 AM
I love how they use "weed" in quotes for the headline of the article.

I guess that's proper and all, journalistically, but it still made me laugh.

/wishes he had some "weed"
 
2009-11-06 03:20:38 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: JOHN G STOLE MY WEED

HAHAHAHAHAH

Nice!

I was *not* expecting that. Well played!


/now... where was I?
//cues the credits
 
2009-11-06 03:20:46 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw...
 
2009-11-06 03:26:38 AM
nygenxer: ...and the worst part of all? He still didn't get his weed back.

Seriously though, to all you weed haters: note that it wasn't weed that made him stupid enough to call the police - it was alcohol!


You're not supposed to mix and match, man.

FTA: Free Loaders Tavern.
 
2009-11-06 03:55:50 AM
Dumb-ass liberal.
 
2009-11-06 04:04:31 AM
Ahhh I love Salem. And I always will until I get hit by a drunk driver looking for his stolen weed (which he probably already smoked).

/lives in Salem if it wasn't apparent
 
2009-11-06 07:11:01 AM
The dispatcher had trouble understanding Hoover, who stopped several times to throw up, Lorance said.

oh...... my...... god. I would love to hear the recording of that call.

21 years old? Wow. He looks 40.
 
2009-11-06 09:58:30 AM
Ah. Separate incidents.
 
2009-11-06 10:06:36 AM
That's actually real?!?!?!?

Someone stole my weed (new window)
 
2009-11-06 10:29:37 AM
fanbladesaresharp: nygenxer: ...and the worst part of all? He still didn't get his weed back.

Seriously though, to all you weed haters: note that it wasn't weed that made him stupid enough to call the police - it was alcohol!

You're not supposed to mix and match, man.

FTA: Free Loaders Tavern.


I think he was doing it right. Get good and drunk, then do the 'bad idea' hits right before clinging to bed.
 
2009-11-06 01:05:24 PM
fanbladesaresharp: nygenxer: ...and the worst part of all? He still didn't get his weed back.

Seriously though, to all you weed haters: note that it wasn't weed that made him stupid enough to call the police - it was alcohol!

You're not supposed to mix and match, man.

FTA: Free Loaders Tavern.


A bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh everything is better with a bag of weed...
 
2009-11-07 04:12:12 AM
awww.... i think my roommate just used up my weed. I'm calling the cops. Can someone please give me the phone number for the police. 911 keeps going to voicemail
 
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