Bad form. "Doper" in baseball parlance means someone taking steroids.

gilgamesh23: Bad form. "Doper" in baseball parlance means someone taking steroids.

Dope also isn't marijuana.

TheNyquilKid: Dope also isn't marijuana.

That's not what those after-school specials taught me.

See, kids. If you smoke pot, then you will grow up to be a pitcher on a crappy baseball team. Who wants that?

Lionel Mandrake: I like him even more now.

Agreed. This. QFT. I came here to say this.

Have you ever won the Cy Young? Have you ever won the Cy Young ... on weed?

skinink: "Steve Stadanko, a Washington State Patrol trooper and spokesman, said that the amount of marijuana Lincecum handed over was 3.3 grams. Stadanko described the amount as the size of a human thumb, enough only for personal use. Stadanko added that Lincecum did not seem impaired behind the wheel."
Tim's not here.

The 2.3 grams were promptly put into the evidence room

Lionel Mandrake: I like him even more now.

Exactly. Over in one.

And it is probably the only way to listen to Barry Zito's music.

According to a report in The Columbian of Clark County, Wash., Lincecum was stopped for speeding on Interstate 5 in the town of Hazel Dell, about four miles north of the Oregon border

Look, Tim, if you want to make a big splash, get pulled over four miles south of the BC border with a Nate Newton load.

T-Luv: The 2.3 grams were promptly put into the evidence room

Well played.

T-Luv: See, kids. If you smoke pot, then you will grow up to be a pitcher on a crappy baseball team. Who wants that?

You just wait till they learn to hit the ball dammit.

Slu: And it is probably the only way to listen to Barry Zito's music.

Now, HE is the stoner on the Giants' staff if I were to pick one.

Speedbts alt: You just wait till they learn to hit the ball dammit.

"What do you mean they don't count?"

nmhansen: Have you ever won the Cy Young? Have you ever won the Cy Young ... on weed?

Between him...Michael Phelps...Rasheed Wallace...shiat...the list is endless...It is pretty obvious to me that weed a performance enhancing drug when it comes to sports.

Is Lincecum the best pitcher in baseball? I think he is.

srhp29: nmhansen: Have you ever won the Cy Young? Have you ever won the Cy Young ... on weed?

Between him...Michael Phelps...Rasheed Wallace...shiat...the list is endless...It is pretty obvious to me that weed a performance enhancing drug when it comes to sports.

Sheed's technical performance is enhanced as well

That's less than an eighth. Enough though.

lies! lies! i've been told for over forty years that no one that smokes pot can excel. but...it did make playing third base even cooler (as if it needed help).

homarjr: Is Lincecum the best pitcher in baseball? I think he is.

Likely. But an argument could be made for Zack Grienke, Felix Hernandez, and maybe Danny Haren.

Goose1701: homarjr: Is Lincecum the best pitcher in baseball? I think he is.

Likely. But an argument could be made for Zack Grienke, Felix Hernandez, and maybe Danny Haren.

And since next year is an even year, Ervin Santana

Goose1701: Felix Hernandez,

You'd lose that case. Felix is 58-41, granted he really arrived this year but he was 39-36 before this year. Lincecum is an ungodly 40-17 and has substantial edge in WHIP and ERA. Felix has arrived now but I can't put him at the Lincecum level until he does it back to back.

bhcompy: And since next year is an even year, Ervin Santana

Ugh. He really killed me this year. And with the Amish beard thing... he's dead to me now.

skinink: "Steve Stadanko, a Washington State Patrol trooper and spokesman, said that the amount of marijuana Lincecum handed over was 3.3 grams. Stadanko described the amount as the size of a human thumb, enough only for personal use. Stadanko added that Lincecum did not seem impaired behind the wheel."
Tim's not here.

That must have been some dense shiat to be 3.3 and be the size of the thumb.

Goose1701: homarjr: Is Lincecum the best pitcher in baseball? I think he is.

Likely. But an argument could be made for Zack Grienke, Felix Hernandez, and maybe Danny Haren.

And King Felix and Danny Haren have got to be smoking too. Felix looks like my roommate's dealer, and Haren looks like my ex-girlfriend's brother, who used to hook me up.

the kid from dazed and confused made it to the pros?

farkingismybusiness: the kid from dazed and confused made it to the pros?

Well he sure as hell couldn't act.

Speedbts alt: farkingismybusiness: the kid from dazed and confused made it to the pros?

Well he sure as hell couldn't act.

Take a drink every time Mitch rubs his nose.

/you'd be wasted in the first 10 minutes of the movie
//wathced that movie almost every weekend for a year in college
///I get older, they stay the same age

Goose1701: homarjr: Is Lincecum the best pitcher in baseball? I think he is.

Likely. But an argument could be made for Zack Grienke, Felix Hernandez, and maybe Danny Haren.

I'd toss King Felix from that list and add Doc. I'd also consider Webb but who knows how he'll recover from his injury back to a full year of work.

I do believe though that Johan is no longer a viable candidate among the super elite.

I heard he was pulled over for doin' 420.

Really? REALLY? This is remotely a surprise to ANYONE?

Lincecum looks like you could probably smoke his hair and get epically baked.

Dafatone: Really? Webb can miss an entire season but you're going to discount Johan for going 13-9 with a 3.13 era and then missing 10 starts?

The year before that he led the NL in era among starters. Led all of baseball, I think.

It's just a hunch about Santana. I feel like he's on his decline. Do you really think he's as good as Timmy, Danny or Doc anymore?

How do you pronounce his name?


/serious question

HeathenHealer: ///I get older, they stay the same age

Yes they do, yes they do.

Lynn See Cum

drewkumo: Lynn See Cum

Thanks.

Is this the dude who bounces the ball when he pitches?

Britney Spear's Speculum: How do you pronounce his name?


/serious question

I've heard it pronounced

Lynn sa cum

How's my driving man?

Good. Every time someone incredibly successful - presidents, olympians, Cy Young pitchers - turns out to be a pothead, it makes people realize just how normal and harmless the stuff is.

Of course, this is still America, so Timmy will have to go on the Michael Phelps contrition tour and tell everyone who will listen that weed is terrible and he made an awful mistake by even looking at the stuff.

8:22 AM in his car. This is not someone who accidentally inhaled or pulled one tube at a party after he was already wasted. He is hardcore and I salute him.

If i had a brazillion dollars and 4 months off, yeah, i'd wake and bake occasionally too.