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(Some Guy) Ironic Not news: Police pull over driver with 4 times the legal BAC limit. News: Driver tells police "'Dude, I do this every night'" Fark: Driver's last name? DUIs   (chicagobreakingnews.com) divider line 45
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Soumac
2009-11-06 12:29:12 AM
I'd figure it'd be his middle name.

/oh and not ironic
//bad subby
 
AUAIOMRN
2009-11-06 12:50:32 AM
Soumac: I'd figure it'd be his middle name.

/oh and not ironic
//bad subby

Yes, "utterly appropriate" is pretty much the opposite of ironic.
 
DavidDCC
2009-11-06 12:51:55 AM
So he was sober?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-11-06 12:53:01 AM
Nothing like Debby Du Dicks
 
T-Luv
2009-11-06 12:54:25 AM
Well if he does it every night, you have to let him go.
 
mason4300
2009-11-06 12:57:11 AM
lol fitting last name if there ever was one.
 
GranoblasticMan
2009-11-06 12:58:04 AM
Wouldn't it be img1.fark.net if Subby's name was Alanis Morissette?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFLMAO

LOLOLOLOL

/ Eh... I'm pretty sure at this point, the modmins do it just to giggle at the irony police's aneurysms.
 
plamadude30k [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 12:58:25 AM
Not ironic, more like poetic.
 
Gyrfalcon
2009-11-06 12:59:35 AM
Every night? Let him go, he'll be dead before too much longer, or too pickled to drive anyway.
 
PickinWhiskers
2009-11-06 12:59:59 AM
Opposite of ironic, right?

Isn't it not ironic? Don't you think? A little too not ironic.
 
de_Selby
2009-11-06 01:00:19 AM
fark: where irony itself if ironic.
 
de_Selby
2009-11-06 01:00:55 AM
shiat: that's irony. I mispelled "is".
 
coffee fiend
2009-11-06 01:00:58 AM
Wow, Dee really let herself go...

www.chicagotribune.com
 
PickinWhiskers
2009-11-06 01:06:09 AM
coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

She may need to shave. Nice titties though.
/What's Happening hot stuff?
 
Kome
2009-11-06 01:09:55 AM
It's like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day.
 
Tourney3p0
2009-11-06 01:12:52 AM
Wait.. people named Duis drink, and then sometimes drive? There is a huge incongruity between that which I expected and that which occurred here.
 
graham_paige
2009-11-06 01:13:27 AM
plamadude30k: Not ironic, more like poetic.

I was thinking moronic
 
Hector Remarkable
2009-11-06 01:16:15 AM
graham_paige: plamadude30k: Not ironic, more like poetic.

I was thinking moronic

I'd call it eerie.
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:17:50 AM
Keep Sharpies away from honkies

www.chicagotribune.com
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:18:36 AM
www.chicagotribune.com
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:21:02 AM
Dude was just being himself

www.chicagotribune.com



Defendant: Joseph Hubbard
(Lake County Sheriff's Office photo / October 16, 2009)
Charge: Joseph Hubbard
 
EKU Colonel
2009-11-06 01:21:36 AM
IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the img1.fark.net tag!!!!
//rant over
 
rackrent [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:22:24 AM
Would have been cooler if he did this on his (non) La-Z-Boy chair.
 
T-Luv
2009-11-06 01:26:35 AM
EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

If he was caught sober, there wouldn't have been an article about him, Colonel Smartypants
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 01:29:02 AM
EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

Its ironic
 
PickinWhiskers
2009-11-06 01:43:37 AM
mikaloyd: EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

Its ironic

Its ironic what?

(Is this a trap?)
 
redly1
2009-11-06 01:49:41 AM
double ironic - S10
 
farkingismybusiness
2009-11-06 01:53:10 AM
My last name is Murder. You don't see me bragging about it.
 
zulius
2009-11-06 02:23:32 AM
I bet this is another case of Drane...
 
thinkabou_tit
2009-11-06 02:38:34 AM
-So you know why I pulled you over?
-Dui.
-That's right. You been doin a bit 'o drinkin tonight?
-Dui.
 
Vivianne
2009-11-06 02:44:03 AM
The entire array of mugshots is full of win. Err.. lose.
 
frostcrow
2009-11-06 02:47:33 AM
My last name is postsonfark is that farking ironic or what !!?!

You know, because I'm posting on fark and my last name is postsonfark ! OMG the irony...

I know a guy, his last name is Plumber and guess what he does !


/he pushes grocery carts at walmart
 
Oznog
2009-11-06 03:13:21 AM
howtojaponese.com

DUI? FARK!! I'm tellin you, you got the wrong guy, man!
Nobody calls me "DUIs", I'm THE DUDE!!!
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2009-11-06 03:21:22 AM
www.chicagotribune.comimg199.imageshack.us
 
98RKC
2009-11-06 04:50:17 AM
coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

Win!
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 06:36:32 AM
Maybe it's not that ironic, but it's thick.

What a dumbass.
 
MongtheMerciless
2009-11-06 06:38:11 AM
Dude, that's nominative determinism, not irony.
Dumbass.
 
Mykeru
2009-11-06 06:54:34 AM
Ah, alcoholism. He's probably telling the truth: With a BAL that would knock over a horse he's probably not drunk as a normal person would be, but only because once his BAL drops below the legal limit for being totally shiatfaced, he turns into the shaking blob.

It's no way to live, kids.
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 07:57:14 AM
coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

OOOOOooOooOO!
Rahj... I'm tellin' Mama.
 
Billy Ligue
2009-11-06 08:34:46 AM
:( Billy got no green light for his headline...

Busted by a cop for suspected DUI. Do you c.) Say 'Dude, I do this every night'



Also, no one yet has posted Mr DUIs photo? Shame

media.wsbt.com
 
Mykeru
2009-11-06 09:48:46 AM
jsobota: Frowns on Subby's gratuitous misuse of the Irony tag.

Give up on people using "ironic" correctly. Like I've given up on people actually using "begging the question" properly to mean circular reasoning rather than thinking it means "raising the issue".

You can't overcome the sheer force of stupidity in large groups. It's like trying to stop an avalanche with a disapproving look.
 
Mootwo
2009-11-06 10:24:20 AM
coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

Came here for this side pic. Thanks.
 
ram.1500
2009-11-06 10:49:45 AM
Did he change his last name from Dumass??
 
eik01
2009-11-06 10:51:54 AM
frostcrow: My last name is postsonfark is that farking ironic or what !!?!

You know, because I'm posting on fark and my last name is postsonfark ! OMG the irony...

I know a guy, his last name is Plumber and guess what he does !


/he pushes grocery carts at walmart

coincidence much?
 
bunner
2009-11-06 12:30:17 PM
"Dude! Put your hands behind your back! You have the right to remain silent.. and.. DUDE! you have the..."

There's stupid and there's *drunk* and stupid.
 
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