FARK.com: (4751107) Not news: Police pull over driver with 4 times the legal BAC limit. News: Driver tells police "'Dude, I do this every night'" Fark: Driver's last name? DUIs

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(Some Guy)		Not news: Police pull over driver with 4 times the legal BAC limit. News: Driver tells police "'Dude, I do this every night'" Fark: Driver's last name? DUIs (chicagobreakingnews.com)		45
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Soumac

2009-11-06 12:29:12 AM

I'd figure it'd be his middle name.

/oh and not ironic
//bad subby

AUAIOMRN

2009-11-06 12:50:32 AM

Soumac: I'd figure it'd be his middle name.

/oh and not ironic
//bad subby

Yes, "utterly appropriate" is pretty much the opposite of ironic.

DavidDCC

2009-11-06 12:51:55 AM

So he was sober?

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-11-06 12:53:01 AM

Nothing like Debby Du Dicks

T-Luv

2009-11-06 12:54:25 AM

Well if he does it every night, you have to let him go.

mason4300

2009-11-06 12:57:11 AM

lol fitting last name if there ever was one.

GranoblasticMan

2009-11-06 12:58:04 AM

Wouldn't it be

if Subby's name was Alanis Morissette?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ROFLMAO

LOLOLOLOL

/ Eh... I'm pretty sure at this point, the modmins do it just to giggle at the irony police's aneurysms.

plamadude30k

2009-11-06 12:58:25 AM

Not ironic, more like poetic.

Gyrfalcon

2009-11-06 12:59:35 AM

Every night? Let him go, he'll be dead before too much longer, or too pickled to drive anyway.

PickinWhiskers

2009-11-06 12:59:59 AM

Opposite of ironic, right?

Isn't it not ironic? Don't you think? A little too not ironic.

de_Selby

2009-11-06 01:00:19 AM

fark: where irony itself if ironic.

de_Selby

2009-11-06 01:00:55 AM

shiat: that's irony. I mispelled "is".

coffee fiend

2009-11-06 01:00:58 AM

Wow, Dee really let herself go...

www.chicagotribune.com

PickinWhiskers

2009-11-06 01:06:09 AM

coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

She may need to shave. Nice titties though.
/What's Happening hot stuff?

Kome

2009-11-06 01:09:55 AM

It's like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day.

Tourney3p0

2009-11-06 01:12:52 AM

Wait.. people named Duis drink, and then sometimes drive? There is a huge incongruity between that which I expected and that which occurred here.

graham_paige

2009-11-06 01:13:27 AM

plamadude30k: Not ironic, more like poetic.

I was thinking moronic

Hector Remarkable

2009-11-06 01:16:15 AM

graham_paige: plamadude30k: Not ironic, more like poetic.

I was thinking moronic

I'd call it eerie.

mikaloyd

2009-11-06 01:17:50 AM

Keep Sharpies away from honkies

www.chicagotribune.com

mikaloyd

2009-11-06 01:18:36 AM

mikaloyd

2009-11-06 01:21:02 AM

Dude was just being himself

www.chicagotribune.com

Defendant: Joseph Hubbard
(Lake County Sheriff's Office photo / October 16, 2009)
Charge: Joseph Hubbard

EKU Colonel

2009-11-06 01:21:36 AM

IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the

tag!!!!
//rant over

rackrent

2009-11-06 01:22:24 AM

Would have been cooler if he did this on his (non) La-Z-Boy chair.

T-Luv

2009-11-06 01:26:35 AM

EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

If he was caught sober, there wouldn't have been an article about him, Colonel Smartypants

mikaloyd

2009-11-06 01:29:02 AM

EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

Its ironic

PickinWhiskers

2009-11-06 01:43:37 AM

mikaloyd: EKU Colonel: IT'S NOT IRONIC!!!! If he was caught driving SOBER then having the last name Duis would be IRONIC! This is a coincidence!!!

/Death to the tag!!!!
//rant over

Its ironic

Its ironic what?

(Is this a trap?)

redly1

2009-11-06 01:49:41 AM

double ironic - S10

farkingismybusiness

2009-11-06 01:53:10 AM

My last name is Murder. You don't see me bragging about it.

zulius

2009-11-06 02:23:32 AM

I bet this is another case of Drane...

thinkabou_tit

2009-11-06 02:38:34 AM

-So you know why I pulled you over?
-Dui.
-That's right. You been doin a bit 'o drinkin tonight?
-Dui.

Vivianne

2009-11-06 02:44:03 AM

The entire array of mugshots is full of win. Err.. lose.

frostcrow

2009-11-06 02:47:33 AM

My last name is postsonfark is that farking ironic or what !!?!

You know, because I'm posting on fark and my last name is postsonfark ! OMG the irony...

I know a guy, his last name is Plumber and guess what he does !

/he pushes grocery carts at walmart

Oznog

2009-11-06 03:13:21 AM

DUI? FARK!! I'm tellin you, you got the wrong guy, man!
Nobody calls me "DUIs", I'm THE DUDE!!!

Fluorescent Testicle

2009-11-06 03:21:22 AM

98RKC

2009-11-06 04:50:17 AM

coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

Win!

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-11-06 06:36:32 AM

Maybe it's not that ironic, but it's thick.

What a dumbass.

MongtheMerciless

2009-11-06 06:38:11 AM

Dude, that's nominative determinism, not irony.
Dumbass.

Mykeru

2009-11-06 06:54:34 AM

Ah, alcoholism. He's probably telling the truth: With a BAL that would knock over a horse he's probably not drunk as a normal person would be, but only because once his BAL drops below the legal limit for being totally shiatfaced, he turns into the shaking blob.

It's no way to live, kids.

TsarTom

2009-11-06 07:57:14 AM

coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

OOOOOooOooOO!
Rahj... I'm tellin' Mama.

Billy Ligue

2009-11-06 08:34:46 AM

:( Billy got no green light for his headline...

Busted by a cop for suspected DUI. Do you c.) Say 'Dude, I do this every night'

Also, no one yet has posted Mr DUIs photo? Shame

media.wsbt.com

Mykeru

2009-11-06 09:48:46 AM

jsobota: Frowns on Subby's gratuitous misuse of the Irony tag.

Give up on people using "ironic" correctly. Like I've given up on people actually using "begging the question" properly to mean circular reasoning rather than thinking it means "raising the issue".

You can't overcome the sheer force of stupidity in large groups. It's like trying to stop an avalanche with a disapproving look.

Mootwo

2009-11-06 10:24:20 AM

coffee fiend: Wow, Dee really let herself go...

Came here for this side pic. Thanks.

ram.1500

2009-11-06 10:49:45 AM

Did he change his last name from Dumass??

eik01

2009-11-06 10:51:54 AM

frostcrow: My last name is postsonfark is that farking ironic or what !!?!

You know, because I'm posting on fark and my last name is postsonfark ! OMG the irony...

I know a guy, his last name is Plumber and guess what he does !

/he pushes grocery carts at walmart

coincidence much?

bunner

2009-11-06 12:30:17 PM

"Dude! Put your hands behind your back! You have the right to remain silent.. and.. DUDE! you have the..."

There's stupid and there's *drunk* and stupid.

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