Funny that Indivisible is the word omitted, as I am one who views the Tea Party as a group trying their hardest to divide this nation under god.

Did they get Dennis Hastert to sing the National Anthem for an encore?

Okay, while the conservatives are busy doing and saying things they think drive me "crazy," I'm going to continue doing what I think is right for the country as a whole. You know, like a grown up.

Asa Phelps: Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

bulldg4life: You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

He's fascinating. The way he talks I suspect he's not even American-born.

Undergod? This guy?

He was alright. Strung out on pills, but a pretty good guy.

it's not the Pledge per se, it's the anti-American "fix" that conservatives bent on undermining our nation's unity rammed through in the 1950s that pisses me off. Before that, we really were one nation, indivisible. Ever since, well, you can see for yourselves what's happened.

Why do people who value "freedom" insist on reciting a formal oath to a government?

/"...and to the Republic for which it stands..." is more offensive than "under God"

DamnYankees: Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.

He's leaving open the possibility of a Texas secession

It's a pity that Akin apparently can only represent his political party and not his actual constituents.

CitizenTed: I pledge allegiance
To the bag
Of marijuana
Made in Mexico
And to the public
That's always stoned
One nickel
Or a dime
Of marijuana
Forver.
- David Peel.

Rachel likes this. Two thumbs up.

You know who else liked the masses to recite an oath of loyalty to the state?

Diogenes: The only thing worse than making me say the pledge is splashing holy water on my nuts.

They do that? shiat, man! I'm in the wrong church!

I would love to inform these people that the Pledge of Allegiance was written by a Christian Socialist JUST to see their reactions.

Do you know WHO ELSE asked his supporters to recite an oath of Allegiance with him?

DamnYankees: Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.

Why can't we just let them take the southeast? Once they all get settled...

GLASS PARKING LOT!

You literally can't create comedic parodies of Republicans anymore. They're so stupid, hateful, ignorant and incompetent in reality that a parody would be redundant.

bobbarker02: You literally can't create comedic parodies of Republicans anymore. They're so stupid, hateful, ignorant and incompetent in reality that a parody would be redundant.

Welcome to Poe's law. It's a hell of a thing.

UNDER GOD
THE CONSERVATIVE GOD

SouthernManDunWrong: Asa Phelps: Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

America, love it or leave it biatch.

UNC_Samurai: Why do people who value "freedom" insist on reciting a formal oath to a government?

/"...and to the Republic for which it stands..." is more offensive than "under God"

It's even more amusing when the Rugged Individualists make the wolf their personal symbol. You know, because nothing represents a rugged individualist better than an animal that has a ridiculously high fatality rate when alone.

Hey teabaggers.

I pledge a reacharound
to the flag
of a United States of America
and to the Republicans something something
UNDER GOD
invisible
with abortions for some and miniature American flags for others
amen


Did anybody check him for a flag pin? Or maybe ask him who won the World Series in 1996? 'Cause I think that guy might be further proof that McCarthy was right.

Pledging Allegiance is the kind of thing that dictators & kings make their people do.

So yeah, it kind of drives me crazy.

More evidence that people who believe in god are confused.

/ducks

oblig:


Don't know about authenticity of this version:

I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States
Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands,
two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and
justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions,
Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants,
children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step.

by Matt Groening(?) (some guy)