So wait, the LHC has a case of Bird flew? Well shiat.

beelzebubba76: God's scared of the large hardon collider.

/Not sure which one ...

He's just self conscious about being naked.

They're just getting their revenge.

busboy207: Damn, now we're gonna have this story greenlit 5 more times...

No. It has already been greenlit 5 times. Tomorrow will be the 4th time. Sometime early next week, it will be greenlit for the 3rd time. By next weekend, it will be for the 2nd time. Finally, on or around the 18th, the story will break and Fark will greenlight it for the first time ever.

I can't wait. :D

I think they should delay until December 21, 2012. If you really want to ramp up interest in science that should about do it.

You'll wish it was just the future sabotaging the LHC...

I posted this in the repeat thread that's gonna vanish.

Might as well repeat it here:



From Gizmodo's article: "The LHC has been so plagued by problems and shutdowns that some physicists have wondered if it's being sabotaged by its own future. And the LHC has fallen victim to another bizarre shutdown involving a bird and a baguette.

CERN is reporting that the Large Hadron Collider has been shutdown yet again after a piece of bread fell into the outdoor machinery. That part of the LHC's circuit normally operates at 1.9 Kelvin, but, thanks to the bread bomb, rose to 8 Kelvin, nearly causing the LHC's niobium-titanium magnets to cease superconducting."

Hah! Oh, those birds and their rye humor!

Wheat oughta know better by now. I dough not know what the scientists will do from here.

They explained possible scenarios in that technobabble jargon, but all I could do was twist my head and say, "I baguette your pardon?"

Who could tell what's the matzo with them? They've got funding, so we can't really have too much sorrow or pita for them. If we were to criticize them otherwise, they'd accuse us of throwing scones in a glasshouse.

Well, far be it from me to mill around. Hell, when push comes to shove, I might even go against the grain in the event that they don't boule me over. All the anger over this could turn a friend into focaccia, but I don't care any more.

Next thing you know, bada-boom, bada-bing, there will be nothing left to discuss about the Large Hadron Collider. Really. What will be lefse to say? If we're luchi, we'll find some other area of science to turn our attention to.

And instead of attempting to lavash so much praise upon these supposed innovators, we'll...

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... damn. I thought I was on a roll.

Now I got muffin.

:-/

RubensHakkamacher: Inside the building? They're saying a bird dropped it there, or it came from an airplane? How does that work? Then it ends up on a busbar that is how large, out of a device that encompasses a 17 mile circumference?

:O :O :O

The bread was coming from INSIDE THE BUILDING!