"The Yankees and the Red Sox have buzzards flying around the Pirates stadium. Someone hits a triple they swoop down and grab him."

That was pretty funny... not as good as his Philly rant though.

Bill Buckner? (right through his legs)

Is this what passes for stand-up comedy in New England?

Yikes.

Tastes Like Chicken: "The Yankees and the Red Sox have buzzards flying around the Pirates stadium. Someone hits a triple they swoop down and grab him."

Hey, they you are.

Good to see you again.

Wasn't there a thread you were saving or something like that?

This is just the most obvious unoriginal stuff... same jokes farkers were making the second they won. Also too much Jimmy Fallon commentary and self-amused laughter.

Did he use the line about being born on third base? Or about how it's like rooting for the hous in blackjack?

Because those are wicked witty.

Also, who are Opie, Anthony and Bill Burr?

He was funnier in Perry Mason.

"The Brewers have a girl with braces playing shortstop" isn't bad stuff at all.

Bill Burr is very funny.

H31N0US: Did he use the line about being born on third base? Or about how it's like rooting for the hous in blackjack?

Because those are wicked witty.

Also, who are Opie, Anthony and Bill Burr?

Opie and Anthony are like Howard Stern....except funny and non-repetitive.

csxtrainwreck: That was pretty funny... not as good as his Philly rant though.

It would be tough to top that tirade.

/"Farking one bridge having piece of shiat city that no one gives a fark about"

downtownkid: "The Brewers have a girl with braces playing shortstop" isn't bad stuff at all.

Except they have a former All-star (2007 I believe) manning SS.

"Eight long years, they had to suffer through winning the division, a couple of pennants. I don't know how these Yankees fans did it."

never odd or even: "Eight long years, they had to suffer through winning the division, a couple of pennants. I don't know how these Yankees fans did it."

tommyl66: csxtrainwreck: That was pretty funny... not as good as his Philly rant though.

It would be tough to top that tirade.

/"Farking one bridge having piece of shiat city that no one gives a fark about"

You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Bill Frist: You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Well, its no Margaret Cho...

Didgeridon't:

Got my dealer jersey on. Dealer's gonna bust your ass.

/Doug Stanhope is a funny man.

Here it is (new window)

Meh, this is how haters deal with the frustration. No Yankee fan would be serious if they ever claimed this was a Cinderella team. It's just a rant, and some of it was pretty funny. Especially the part about the buzzards in Pittsburgh.

Think of it this way. I've lived in Seattle for 10 years now. I grew up rooting for the Yankees in upstate NY. You know what the biggest achievement in Mariners history is (according to most fans and local media)? The 1995 ALDS win over the Yankees. You might think the 116 win season with an ALDS victory over the Indians might be, but that season is all but forgotten. I know because I always get "remember back in 95 when we kicked your asses?" anytime I wear my Yankee hat.

So all Mariner fans wax nostalgic over a first round playoff series win. That's it. I'm not being snarky or a jerk here either, but that has got to be frustrating as hell for that to be the high point of a lifelong Mariners fans' existence.

Just sayin' I understand where the hate comes from.

the dude laughing loudly in the background killed it for me. i only got through about 2 minutes then had to stop it.

The Amazing Mumford: Meh, this is how haters deal with the frustration. No Yankee fan would be serious if they ever claimed this was a Cinderella team. It's just a rant, and some of it was pretty funny. Especially the part about the buzzards in Pittsburgh.

Think of it this way. I've lived in Seattle for 10 years now. I grew up rooting for the Yankees in upstate NY. You know what the biggest achievement in Mariners history is (according to most fans and local media)? The 1995 ALDS win over the Yankees. You might think the 116 win season with an ALDS victory over the Indians might be, but that season is all but forgotten. I know because I always get "remember back in 95 when we kicked your asses?" anytime I wear my Yankee hat.

So all Mariner fans wax nostalgic over a first round playoff series win. That's it. I'm not being snarky or a jerk here either, but that has got to be frustrating as hell for that to be the high point of a lifelong Mariners fans' existence.

Just sayin' I understand where the hate comes from.


Hey Einstein, why would you expect Mariners fans to bring up a series vs. Cleveland when you have a Yankee hat on?

csxtrainwreck: That was pretty funny... not as good as his Philly rant though.

You mean this? (new window)

/Crappy copy, but the only one

Bill Frist: You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Pull the rod out of your ass, bill burr is a funny mother farker.

downtownkid: Hey Einstein, why would you expect Mariners fans to bring up a series vs. Cleveland when you have a Yankee hat on?

Downtownkid wins.

Yankees fans are typically very obnoxious. As long as they're from New York, I'm generally cool with them. I met a girl who was a Yankees, Steelers, Lakers fan. I told her she was a poser. She said it was because that's who her dad liked. I wanted to tell her that her dad's a wank too.

Bill Frist: This is just the most obvious unoriginal stuff... same jokes farkers were making the second they won. Also too much Jimmy Fallon commentary and self-amused laughter.

Its a sirius/xm morning show...how edgy and great can you expect it to be?

I do enjoy Bill Burr and used to be an O'n'A listener. When Them and little Jimmy + guests are on..they KILL!

steamingpile: Bill Frist: You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Pull the rod out of your ass, bill burr is a funny mother farker.

Some people say the same thing about Larry the Cable Guy and Carlos Mencia, in fact probably the same people, oh well... what can you do.

Likwit: downtownkid: Hey Einstein, why would you expect Mariners fans to bring up a series vs. Cleveland when you have a Yankee hat on?

Downtownkid wins.

Yankees fans are typically very obnoxious. As long as they're from New York, I'm generally cool with them. I met a girl who was a Yankees, Steelers, Lakers fan. I told her she was a poser. She said it was because that's who her dad liked. I wanted to tell her that her dad's a wank too.

No Duke basketball and Red Wings? I would have bought you a beer if you actually called her dad a wank.

steamingpile: Bill Frist: You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Pull the rod out of your ass, bill burr is a funny mother farker.

It's the same bit that was on every sports show today.

Wise_Guy: Tastes Like Chicken: "The Yankees and the Red Sox have buzzards flying around the Pirates stadium. Someone hits a triple they swoop down and grab him."

Hey, they you are.

Good to see you again.

Wasn't there a thread you were saving or something like that?

Grumble grumble...

Bastard.

Bill Frist I can't really explain why I think it's funny. I hate Dane Cook, and Carlos Mencia, and every other d-bag you mentioned. I like how bitter this guy is. I think bitterness is funny.

Bill Frist: This is just the most obvious unoriginal stuff... same jokes farkers were making the second they won. Also too much Jimmy Fallon commentary and self-amused laughter.

H31N0US: Did he use the line about being born on third base? Or about how it's like rooting for the hous in blackjack?

Because those are wicked witty.

Oh, no! Somebody's not respecting our team's hard fought World Series victory just because we bought two aces and a slugger in the offseason, to pile on the rest of the stars we've bought every year for the last decade. Don't they know what a gritty, fun-loving bunch the 2009 Yankees were? Boo-hoo!

/please. Suck it up. I didn't even listen to this guy's comedy skit, but anyone who cheers for a team that just buys talent the way the Yanks do has to be able to take it when they're criticised for it.

Bill Frist: You guys truly thing this stuff is clever or funny? Thsi is like sub-Mad TV sub-Dane Cook writing...

Why don't you tell us whom you think is funny so that we may reciprocate the overly dickish and pretentious criticism?

"Oh...you think [insert comedian here] is funny? How very juvenile and pedestrian of you, hurrrr."

Debeo Summa Credo: Suck it up. I didn't even listen to this guy's comedy skit, but anyone who cheers for a team that just buys talent the way the Yanks do has to be able to take it when they're criticised for it.

I just implied it was wasn't very funny...it was pedestrian comedy. I guess it's funny to someone who hates the the Yankees, but that kind of makes conditional. Good comedy should be funny to everyone. For example, the Onion Article (new window) that announced the Yankees signed everyone in the majors was funny. This wasn't.

You know what, Burr nailed it. The Yankees aren't "scrappy" or lovable unless you're a Yankee fan.

You know what else? I don't give two shiats. The goal is to win a championship, not win friends.

Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, no! Somebody's not respecting our team's hard fought World Series victory just because we bought two aces and a slugger in the offseason, to pile on the rest of the stars we've bought every year for the last decade.

Believe me, I care far more about comedy than I care about baseball. This is an insult to my comedic senses is all. Plenty of funny people have made fun of the Yankees.

Bill Frist: Believe me, I care far more about comedy than I care about baseball. This is an insult to my comedic senses is all. Plenty of funny people have made fun of the Yankees.

Name your Top-5 comedians.

murp0837: Bill Frist: Believe me, I care far more about comedy than I care about baseball. This is an insult to my comedic senses is all. Plenty of funny people have made fun of the Yankees.

Name your Top-5 comedians.

If only we could do this like Family Fued and let people guess who is on that list...

/Show me Denis Leary!

murp0837: Name your Top-5 comedians.

Meh, that forces me to like make a best of list with all the greats. How about I list more recent stuff I think is great: The Onion's video segments, Arrested Development, Mr. Show (a bit older, but best written sketch show ever probably)... I must admit I enjoy a lot of Zach Galafinakis's stuff, the Stella dudes... there is five.

Yanks_RSJ: You know what, Burr nailed it. The Yankees aren't "scrappy" or lovable unless you're a Yankee fan.

You know what else? I don't give two shiats. The goal is to win a championship, not win friends.

And apparently at any cost too.

/Yankees didn't "win" shiat -- you simply outspent the competition.

pureobscure: And apparently at any cost too.

/Yankees didn't "win" shiat -- you simply outspent the competition.

If that helps you sleep at night.

I think I could put a pretty good team together for $220,000,000.

pnkgtr: I think I could put a pretty good team together for $220,000,000.

See now, that's what I don't get. How does baseball afford these obscene salaries? It's not like baseball pulls in the revenue like it used to -- hell, baseball has pretty much turned into a 2nd class sport.

And besides, at least with football I can somewhat justify those gross salaries -- what with football players pretty much destroying their bodies by age 35 and then lacking an income thereafter. They really need a large income for the short stint that they're actually active. But baseball? Why? You barely need to be in shape to play baseball.

/just don't get it.
//paying hockey players well makes sense too