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(Some Guy) Amusing Pop quiz, hotshot. A porn star, a bible quoting NBA superstar, and one of those N'Sync douchebags are all in a house together. Guess which one ends up taking their pants off   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 43
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 03:29:27 PM
Shoot the N'Sync douchebags.
 
wee beastie
2009-11-05 04:16:02 PM
I have a feeling there are a whole lot of holes in this story.
 
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:16:13 PM
Where are the white porn stars women at?
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:17:01 PM
Why would anyone want to date a porn star?
 
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:17:06 PM
wee beastie: I have a feeling there are a whole lot of holes in this story.

Somebody I am sure is filling those holes! If you know what I mean..and what I mean is sex..haha hahha hahaha
 
dominick
2009-11-05 04:17:32 PM
All of them: the pron star and the "singer" get buck naked in sync; juiciness ensues and shrieks of "oh god" echo through the house; making the bible thumper think it's some christian ritual and self-depants - following like the sheep that he is.
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:17:46 PM
Ok and yeah sex, but that doesnt have to include a date........
 
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:18:18 PM
steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
 
scottwake
2009-11-05 04:18:27 PM
more like going back and forth dishin out beej's and dwight was tellin eerrbody bout it
 
buckeyebrain
2009-11-05 04:22:03 PM
Ah, yes. My favorite gubernatorial candidate.

/Yeah, I did vote for her
 
torpid_beaver
2009-11-05 04:22:19 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like bathroom lovin'
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:26:04 PM
mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:30:37 PM
Two things came to mind whilst reading that article.

1. Damn those are some big ole fake breasticles.
2. Why would Howard have to whip out his junk to steal Carey away from Chris Kirkpatrick? He makes millions. Kirkpatrick is the troll of a boy band. Howard is seemingly a nice guy. Kirkpatrick is that troll from a boy band.
 
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:31:48 PM
steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:34:37 PM
he fixes the cable?
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:36:28 PM
mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything
 
jimi32
2009-11-05 04:37:07 PM
steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

4.bp.blogspot.com
"What did you say about my box?"
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:37:15 PM
steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.
 
dumbgai
2009-11-05 04:37:53 PM
don't be fatuous schattenteufel.
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:38:23 PM
jimi32: "What did you say about my box?"

That it makes the grand canyon seem small by comparison.
 
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:40:02 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.

Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.
 
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger
2009-11-05 04:41:10 PM
I am upset about the word musician being used.
 
The_Six_Fingered_Man [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:41:56 PM
steamingpile: The_Six_Fingered_Man: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.

Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.

It'll all be older stuff. She got out of the biz after her anus was distended.

And now I need mindbleach.
 
Lloyd Braun
2009-11-05 04:51:07 PM
FTFA: Did You Hear the One About the Basketball Player, the Porn Star and the Musician?

Who's the musician?
 
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker
2009-11-05 04:58:24 PM
So Mary Carey is saving all of Dwight Howards instant messages to her to publicize later?? I remember the good old days when white biatches tried to keep their interracial hookups quiet. Not all progress is good.
 
zunkus
2009-11-05 05:05:54 PM
steamingpile: Why would'NT anyone want to date a porn star?

FTFY
 
nopokerface [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 05:08:39 PM
i305.photobucket.com
 
you have pee hands
2009-11-05 05:11:24 PM
Dwight Howard has the world's most ridiculous deltoids.
 
skinny-lil-b
2009-11-05 05:19:51 PM
dnra, dnr thread

I'm going with all except the porn star.
 
Xlr8urfark
2009-11-05 05:20:28 PM
jimi32: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.


"What did you say about my box?"

That there's undoubtedly no tread left on the tire..

/Call me next time you're back in Arkansas!
 
roflmaonow
2009-11-05 05:44:53 PM
schattenteufel: he fixes the cable?

HAHAHA After seeing that movie again yesterday your timing couldnt have been more perfect.

/still giggling.
 
Rapmaster2000
2009-11-05 05:59:16 PM
jimi32: s

"What did you say about my box?"

Johnny Cash is the only person who could pull off the FU photo. On everyone else it just looks guido.
 
It's a Streetlight
2009-11-05 06:10:37 PM
mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot
 
chevydeuce
2009-11-05 06:24:37 PM
You know.....I'm not a 2012'er in the least......but sometimes, I read these types of things, and there is a tiny, tiny little voice in the back of my mind that says "well? maybe....."

weeping for humanity a little.....as people can't possibly survive with this type of rampant stupidity in its midst.....
 
Speedbts alt
2009-11-05 06:31:18 PM
She's a pornstar. He shows up at her boyfriends place at 3am. She pulls him into the bathroom. Probably a good chance she was naked or near naked. Who can blame him for pulling out the goods?
 
mentallo69
2009-11-05 06:58:31 PM
It's a Streetlight: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot

oh shiat dude. Ive got no shot in the world haha!
 
jimi32
2009-11-05 07:59:06 PM
mentallo69: It's a Streetlight: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot

oh shiat dude. Ive got no shot in the world haha!

you might have a shot, pop. Or pop shot...
 
Korb [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 08:24:04 PM
I think of this whenever I hear about Dwight Howard, but I guess I have to think of something else now too.
 
emocomputerjock
2009-11-05 08:32:33 PM
Speedbts alt: She's a pornstar. He shows up at her boyfriends place at 3am. She pulls him into the bathroom. Probably a good chance she was naked or near naked. Who can blame him for pulling out the goods?

Hell, she admitted it would have worked if it wouldn't have been at her man's house. Who would have thought that would have been the dealbreaker?
 
bhcompy
2009-11-05 08:35:35 PM
The Blazing Saddles clip at the end is probably the most appropriate use of any Blazing Saddles bit ever
 
KiwDaWabbit
2009-11-05 09:16:39 PM
steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Technically, babies are more prone to destroying vaginas worse than dicks.

But I'd imagine that you'd still have STDs and daddy issues to contend with.
 
dickkopf
2009-11-06 04:05:18 AM
Korb: I think of this whenever I hear about Dwight Howard, but I guess I have to think of something else now too.

Thank you, Korb. That was a most interesting link.
 
8_octave_8
2009-11-06 12:20:29 PM
My favorite part about this story was that it seems that the only thing that stopped her from some faster than a speeding bullet sex, was the fact that her boyfriend was in the next room. Dwight should try again when that guy's not around.
 
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