This is what happens when you fark a stranger in the Ass!

Damn. I thought, "Only 4 replies? Surely I will be the first to make a Lebowski reference."

Back in my day we had to walk 5 miles through a blizzard just to commit petty theft!


And we liked it!

Is this your paper Larry?

Woonsocket

?????????????????? Is that a place

Now I know what I'm doing once I get off work.

yippie kay a... d'oh.

Lebowski'd in the boobies

Boy, this whole "Imitate your enemies" shtick is getting tired.

/That's my defense and I'm sticking to it.

Hey, that's over by the In & Out Burger.

Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam?

Grumpybollocks: Woonsocket

?????????????????? Is that a place

It's where I like to put my woon.

Does he still write?
Noooo, he has health problems.

and to think we were hoping it wouldn't be necessary to call the police

The little sonofabiatch is stonewalling us.

You think they were in trouble then? Wait until the next day when

they had no homework to to turn in!!!i>

We'll go over there after the, uhhh, what have you...

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Ha ha ha...leads.

schattenteufel: Hey, that's over by the In & Out Burger.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

schattenteufel: Hey, that's over by the In & Out Burger.

Those are good burgers

Ahhh....Fark never lets me down

gah

He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger

BRANDED!

What's that smell?

...my rug was also stolen

Sandor at the Zoo: schattenteufel: Hey, that's over by the In & Out Burger.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

pickle65: schattenteufel: Hey, that's over by the In & Out Burger.

Those are good burgers

SHUT THE FARK UP, DONNY.

The homework pictured in the article looks like abb3w's proof of the nonexistence of god. Frame job?

Pathman: and to think we were hoping it wouldn't be necessary to call the police

Larry, the man is here to see you. Oh, we're not the police ma'am

/got nothing
//haven't watch "the big lebowski" either

Lutrasimilis: Ha ha ha...leads.

Yeah, we got the boys down at the crime lab working in shifts!

VvonderJesus: /got nothing
//haven't watch "the big lebowski" either

Wow.
Well, now YOU have a homework assignment.
First, get a huge bag of weed and a copy of The Big Lebowski from the discount bin down at the gas station. Watch it every night for 2 weeks, then come back to Fark and show everybody how superior your quoting skills are to everyone else's.

samardzic77: VvonderJesus: /got nothing
//haven't watch "the big lebowski" either

Wow.
Well, now YOU have a homework assignment.
First, get a huge bag of weed and a copy of The Big Lebowski from the discount bin down at the gas station. Watch it every night for 2 weeks, then come back to Fark and show everybody how superior your quoting skills are to everyone else's.

I did this once on a missions trip with my church. Some people got mad cause I didn't help build any houses, but dude, I could quote that thing word for word beginning to end for about a year.

I JUST got out of a terrible corporate meeting, where they pretty much admitted to being horrible at what they do. I was angry, but this thread made my day.

Also, I was just at Phish Festival 8. On my way out, I had a four-hour wait at Ontario airport, which is just down the street from an In-N-Out. Did we hit it for lunch? Damn straight. There were more Lebowski references than you could count. It made my last day in California for the fest that much better.

The best part of the homework scene, in my opinion, is after the guy bashes the Dude's car, they're eating In-N-Out burger.

This is why I love Fark.

FTFA: The homework didn't belong to anyone who lived at the home, the name on it was familiar to the officers.

LOLDONGS

Oh no! He has health problems...

Billzebub: I JUST got out of a terrible corporate meeting, where they pretty much admitted to being horrible at what they do. I was angry, but this thread made my day.

Also, I was just at Phish Festival 8. On my way out, I had a four-hour wait at Ontario airport, which is just down the street from an In-N-Out. Did we hit it for lunch? Damn straight. There were more Lebowski references than you could count. It made my last day in California for the fest that much better.

The best part of the homework scene, in my opinion, is after the guy bashes the Dude's car, they're eating In-N-Out burger.

This is why I love Fark.

Ever since it became obvious that I wasn't gonna be able to go to 8, I've been trying to convince myself that it didn't happen and that I didn't miss anything. You, sir, have undone a whole weeks worth of self-induced dilusion. Thanks.

How were the burgers?