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(Lohud.com) Followup Joe Girardi rescues a woman from a car wreck while on his way home from the Series clincher; needs 38 more postseason saves to tie Rivera   (lohud.com) divider line 44
More: Followup, Joe Girardi, Rivera, car accidents, Andy Pettitte, Kathleen Cristiano, World Series, Westchester County, right side  
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agwood18
2009-11-05 10:06:59 AM
/golf clap
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 10:21:33 AM
Paulie from Yonkers just called WFAN to insist Girardi should've stayed off the Cross County and taken the Grand Concourse up to Fordham Road and over to the Hutch.
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 10:23:12 AM
Lousy self-involved conceited uncaring asshole.
 
beerrun
2009-11-05 10:51:08 AM
Yet there will be talk of his job security next year when the Yanks start the season at only 15-7.
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 12:12:09 PM
Gulper Eel: Paulie from Yonkers just called WFAN to insist Girardi should've stayed off the Cross County and taken the Grand Concourse up to Fordham Road and over to the Hutch.

I heard Joe and Evan talking about A-Rod helping deliver a baby after the game.
 
jmtrix587
2009-11-05 01:34:34 PM
GooberMcFly: Lousy self-involved conceited uncaring asshole.

What a self centered douche bag. He couldn't settle for making headlines with a world series win?
He has to steal news space from all those small market story makers who don't have the money to buy headlines?

Asshole.


/Tired.
 
studleystudstutterson
2009-11-05 01:34:41 PM
FTA: The driver was stunned by the accident, but otherwise uninjured, police said.

"Rescue" might be a bit of a strongish word there yankmitter.
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 01:38:11 PM
studleystudstutterson: FTA: The driver was stunned by the accident, but otherwise uninjured, police said.

"Rescue" might be a bit of a strongish word there yankmitter.

"The binder is telling me to flag down a police car."
 
Lloyd Braun
2009-11-05 01:39:29 PM
Joe Girardi is a handsome man.
 
apacheco
2009-11-05 01:42:14 PM
you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this
 
LemSkroob
2009-11-05 01:44:22 PM
Gee, staging drunk driving check points on the roads leaving away from the stadium on World Series night. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.
 
Puzzled Penguin
2009-11-05 01:44:41 PM
apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

That's because the Mets players are all in casts right now

/or something.
 
dominick
2009-11-05 01:46:45 PM
Cop: "Sir, thanks for your help, it's a shame no other drivers stopped to help. Ummm... is that champagne I smell on you?"
 
I am Ahab
2009-11-05 01:46:49 PM
apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

How about a Mets chair? Bench? Loveseat?!?
 
Schmee
2009-11-05 01:48:08 PM
Next up, cold fusion, and peace in the Middle East.

/stoopid Jankee
 
orange storm
2009-11-05 01:48:59 PM
Loved this from the comments secti9on.
If a Met manager would have done this he wouldhave undoubtedly been run over by another driver.

should have added, "Right into an unassisted triple play."
 
The Bestest
2009-11-05 01:53:20 PM
Jim Leyritz would've been the one that caused the accident.

/trying to think of an appropriate Posada joke
 
MattyFridays
2009-11-05 01:54:17 PM
The Bestest: Jim Leyritz would've been the one that caused the accident.

/trying to think of an appropriate Posada joke

Laura Posada has a few aftermarket installed airbags...
 
MattyFridays
2009-11-05 01:55:41 PM
LemSkroob: Gee, staging drunk driving check points on the roads leaving away from the stadium on World Series night. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.

Isn't the Taconic in Westchester near where the accident occured? If so... um, they kind of have a reason.
 
LoveRBS
2009-11-05 01:56:41 PM
That's nothing. Jayson Werth after the post-game interviews took a massive bong rip and impregnated 5 women just by looking at them.

/okay, I'm exaggerating.
//It was probably only 3 women.
 
I am Ahab
2009-11-05 02:06:24 PM
I am Ahab: apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

How about a Mets chair? Bench? Loveseat?!?

Also...
mlb.imageg.net
Definitely wouldn't have helped.

/sorry
//couldn't stop myself
 
LarryDan43
2009-11-05 02:09:48 PM
He hadn't been the only Yankees member to pass by the checkpoint. Pitcher Andy Pettitte also passed through earlier.

"He came through with a smile," Cristiano said.

A crazy drunken smile.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 02:15:08 PM
I'm surprised they didn't tase him, bro.
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 02:16:53 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: I'm surprised they didn't tase him, bro.

They would have tased A-Rod in the butthole. Then A-Rod would have thrown the WS trophy on the ground.

He's not part of your system.
 
kindms
2009-11-05 02:19:36 PM
MattyFridays: LemSkroob: Gee, staging drunk driving check points on the roads leaving away from the stadium on World Series night. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.

Isn't the Taconic in Westchester near where the accident occured? If so... um, they kind of have a reason.

No The taconic is on the western side of westchester. The huch is on the eastern side.

But The Hutchinson PKWY is notorious for police activity. It should be avoided if possible. speed limit is like 50mph and lower in some places. It is a cops wet dream.
 
beantowndog [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 02:22:50 PM
At least he did one good thing last night.
 
generaltimmy
2009-11-05 02:35:58 PM
DOes this take some of the shine off of Joe Torre? I know they both won with huge payrolls, but they still won.

The Hilalry cUrse is over as she is out of the Senate.
 
FishyFred [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 02:52:30 PM
generaltimmy: DOes this take some of the shine off of Joe Torre? I know they both won with huge payrolls, but they still won.

No. Torre knew what he was doing. You just can't win 'em all.

He has improved the Dodgers.
 
Pacodoszappatos
2009-11-05 03:06:03 PM
kindms: But The Hutchinson PKWY is notorious for police activity. It should be avoided if possible. speed limit is like 50mph and lower in some places. It is a cops wet dream.

Seriously? I used to blast down that thing going back and forth from Yonkers and Queens... I always thought there would be no police because there are no shoulders anywhere for them to hide.

Girardi for Mayor!
 
deebee230
2009-11-05 03:19:45 PM
FishyFred: They would have tased A-Rod in the butthole. Then A-Rod would have thrown the WS trophy on the ground.

He's not part of your system.

lol
 
factoryconnection
2009-11-05 03:26:01 PM
LoveRBS: That's nothing. Jayson Werth after the post-game interviews took a massive bong rip and impregnated 5 women just by looking at them.

/okay, I'm exaggerating.
//It was probably only 3 women.

He does look basically stoned to the Bejeezus most of the time. I'm sure he'll clean up nice when the Yankees snatch him up, however.

Good on Girardi, however... most people simply do not give a f*ck.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 03:45:39 PM
www.nerve.com

THERE IS A WOMAN THAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED JOE

PERHAPS BRIAN BRUNEY MIGHT BE HELPFUL JOE
 
NakedReporta
2009-11-05 03:48:51 PM
dominick: Cop: "Sir, thanks for your help, it's a shame no other drivers stopped to help. Ummm... is that champagne I smell on you?"

This was my first thought. Apparently more than one Yankee got waved through that checkpoint. Doubt the question was ever raised.
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:12:39 PM
apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

Reyes would get run down by a Lexus because he stopped to admire his median-hurdling technique.
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:15:20 PM
NakedReporta: dominick: Cop: "Sir, thanks for your help, it's a shame no other drivers stopped to help. Ummm... is that champagne I smell on you?"

This was my first thought. Apparently more than one Yankee got waved through that checkpoint. Doubt the question was ever raised.

Tonight, Billy Martin could've driven through a checkpoint guzzling from a bottle of Bushmill's and...well, maybe they would've stopped him.

Mantle, no way.

And the Babe would've pulled over to hand every cop a bottle of bootleg hooch and a box of cigars.
 
jmtrix587
2009-11-05 04:19:09 PM
robsul82: THERE IS A WOMAN THAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED JOE

PERHAPS BRIAN BRUNEY MIGHT BE HELPFUL JOE

As one of the final trapper keeper moments of the 2009 season, that was definitely a high note to end it on.

/Cleverly disgused lol'ing at work with a hearty cough.
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2009-11-05 04:37:00 PM
apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

He'd be injured getting out of his own car and require a second ambulance come for him as well as the victim he was trying to help.

Seriously, I could believe David Wright would do something like this, but that's it though.
 
BarryToink
2009-11-05 05:02:28 PM
Was Jim Leyritz driving the other car?

/drtfa
 
VanBurenBoys
2009-11-05 05:02:49 PM
apacheco: you wouldn't see a mets player/couch do this

Yeah, their love seats are better at that stuff..
 
fredbox
2009-11-05 05:05:25 PM
Gulper Eel: And the Babe would've pulled over to hand every cop a bottle of bootleg hooch and a box of cigars.

Ty Cobb would have kicked the bejeezus out of every cop and shoved each of their tazers up their respective asses.

I mean, he played for Detroit, of course they wouldn't wave him thru.
 
HZS9PK
2009-11-05 05:14:59 PM
Great, now Tony Romo needs to top this.

/More pressure
 
jimpoz
2009-11-05 05:16:00 PM
I've seen this movie before. Now they're gonna get married and he's going to get old and bitter and pitch a perfect game for the Tigers.
 
iamskibibitz
2009-11-05 11:00:28 PM
Oh, those Northwestern engineering majors...
 
jorie [TotalFark]
2009-11-06 03:42:14 PM
Lloyd Braun: Joe Girardi is a handsome man.

that is for damn sure.
 
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