Paging Linux_Yes...please pick up the white courtesy phone.

lajimi: Thanks for helping us get Windows 7 out in a timely fashion...SEE YA!
I wonder how many of the 800 know where the security holes in Windows 7 are and how they will use that information.


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I wonder how many who did utilize that information would go to jail? At least they'd have a free place to stay and free meals and TV.

rmz: Paging Linux_Yes...please pick up the white courtesy phone.

There is no talking on the white courtesy phone, talking is only allowed on the red courtesy phone.

GoDawgs!: Oh yeah? Well Apple laid off 1600 people in April proving that they do everything better and first.

You win the day sir.

So which divisions could it be? With Windows 7 and Server 2008R2 out, maybe a few less developers. Does the Zune division make money? Office 2010 division is probably safe along with Visual Studio 2010 teams. Maybe Azure's shipping container server farms are leading to less people needed to watch their servers.

What their termination notices may have looked like....

PumpUpDaFark: rmz: Paging Linux_Yes...please pick up the white courtesy phone.

There is no talking on the white courtesy phone, talking is only allowed on the red courtesy phone.

Listen, Betty. Don't give me that white phone shiat again.

Microsoft is just giving them the opportunity to broaden their experience in the industry by finding new jobs... something Apple would never do. Linux, on the other hand, doesn't have employees, so you know it can't be good. Just like why I buy Norton Antivirus. You have to pay for the good stuff.

Lean management in action.

jehovahs witness protection: Without Vista there isn't the need for 800 tech support guys in India named John.

My name is John so I'm getting a lol out of this reply.

GoDawgs!: Oh yeah? Well Apple laid off 1600 people in April proving that they do everything better and first.

And I bet they gave them better severance packages along with their pink slips nicely packaged in a clean white box.

RexNexus: Why is a reduction in force of 800 people news from a company of many 10s of thousands? What? Oh right, this is Fark. Someone should write a book about stupid news stories. What? oh right...nevermind...it's about Micro$oft and people love to bash Micro$oft.

FTFY

/even fixed it with a $ in place of the s for the fanbois.

What is Zune?

rmz: Paging Linux_Yes...please pick up the white courtesy phone.

WHOA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! man, its kinda' nice to see billy tighten that belt a little.

the ironic thing is that the more a company lays off people, the higher its stock price goes because employees are the single biggest cost of any business.

course, in the long run, that will bite you in the ass. just ask GM. they fired their middle class employees who could afford to buy their cars. oooppss.

down with employees!!!! frkkkk 'em! its all about my stock prices now!

MS_Yes: Linux


yea, well, if the Monopoly$oft OS was designed as well as UNIX/Linux, then it would not need antivirus....


and Linux hosts more web sites than any other OS in the world, so don't say that Linux is not as exposed to malware as windows is. sorry, but that excuse ran out of steam a long time ago....

and besides, all the 800 employees need to do is reboot.

Pick: What is Zune?

It's a marital aid for pygmies.

poisonedpawn78: GoDawgs!: Oh yeah? Well Apple laid off 1600 people in April proving that they do everything better and first.

You win the day sir.

You fail, sir. They did not lay anyone off. That number is the number of expected hires that they cut. No one lost their job.

Fabric_Man: PumpUpDaFark: rmz: Paging Linux_Yes...please pick up the white courtesy phone.

There is no talking on the white courtesy phone, talking is only allowed on the red courtesy phone.

Listen, Betty. Don't give me that white phone shiat again.

I know what this is about, you want me to get an abortion.

Walt_Jizzney: poisonedpawn78: GoDawgs!: Oh yeah? Well Apple laid off 1600 people in April proving that they do everything better and first.

You win the day sir.

You fail, sir. They did not lay anyone off. That number is the number of expected hires that they cut. No one lost their job.

its the intent that is funny because everyone of these damn threads degenerates into an apple vs MS peenor fest inside 10 posts.

Don't they have like 96,000 employees?

Pick: What is Zune?

A Ipod for grown men

Linux_Yes: MS_Yes: Linux


yea, well, if the Monopoly$oft OS was designed as well as UNIX/Linux, then it would not need antivirus....


and Linux hosts more web sites than any other OS in the world, so don't say that Linux is not as exposed to malware as windows is. sorry, but that excuse ran out of steam a long time ago....

If Linux was as prolific as Microsoft then it would likely have the same amount of viruses.

Mr. Breeze: Linux_Yes: MS_Yes: Linux


yea, well, if the Monopoly$oft OS was designed as well as UNIX/Linux, then it would not need antivirus....


and Linux hosts more web sites than any other OS in the world, so don't say that Linux is not as exposed to malware as windows is. sorry, but that excuse ran out of steam a long time ago....

If Linux was as prolific as Microsoft then it would likely have the same amount of viruses.

I think that was his point with the "hosts more web sites than any other OS in the world" thing.

I feel a little guilty for downloading Windows 7 now...

No, I kid, I kid. I feel no remorse.