for the record:

2 chicks + 1 guy = threesome
2 guys + 1 chick = gang bang

Just take a quick jump over to the PTC site (the link is at the end of the article) and check out what these censors are all about. They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight. They want ALL entertainment to be "Leave it to (no, can't use that word)." Over 98% of the complaints that the FCC receives comes through this group.

Well, apparently we're missing the

Nice HL smitty... of course all I saw was

"Blah blah blah blah blah threesome"

"CW has been defending graphic content on 'Gossip Girl' by asserting that they don't target teenagers," Winters said Wednesday. "Such a claim doesn't even pass the 'laugh test.'"

so i guess their depictions of minors having sex is targeting pedobears? yah, that's less disturbing.

lajimi: They seem to think, among other things, that young children are up watching TV after midnight.

Of course they aren't. That's what DVR is for.

/Of course, even if you record something wholesome for the kids at that hour, there's ads for herbal pecker-picker-uppers every ten minutes, anyway.

When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Control_this: I want to thank the Outraged Parents Group for bringing this to my attention.

This situation will be dealt with. Severely.

several times, with pauses at the good parts

Why do parents run to such extremes?

You have these assjacks who want the world to be foam-padded and all entertainment watered down to the point that an overly sensitive three-year-old can turn on Cinemax at 3:25AM and catch reruns of "Captain Kangaroo" (as opposed to the current offering "Captain Banghertoo.")

Then, on the other side, you have the snapperheads who think bringing their "very advanced" four-year-old to the 9PM showing of "Paranormal Activity" is absolutely appropriate.

FTFA: The Parents Television Council describes itself as a nonpartisan education group advocating responsible entertainment.

And I describe myself as an astronaut millionaire cowboy, but that doesn't make it so.

Come on guys, you all know what's going to happen in the episode. The issue will be brought up, one of the guys will be pressuring the girls to do it and in the end they remember the values they learned from ____________ and decide not to do it, restoring faith in our children and by extension, society.

Don't be such suckers.

Sybarite: Well, apparently we're missing the

is the guy on the upper right giving the girl in the middle a thumbkin?

meh.

And the kids wouldn't have known about it if you whiny biatches hadn't brought it to their attention.

I think the Parents Television Council is just a front group for the producers of said show. It's a way of getting publicity.

Generally freaking out over anything will make most kids more interested in it.

FTFA: "CW has been defending graphic content on 'Gossip Girl' by asserting that they don't target teenagers," Winters said Wednesday. "Such a claim doesn't even pass the 'laugh test.'"

Laugh test?



Jimmy: That's a... fantastic idea fellas. Uh, the key to successful humor is s- staying power. Uh tell me the first mascot idea.
Kyle: A giant douche.
Jimmy: Heh, huh okay, that's pretty funny. Now, what's the second?
Cartman: A turd sandwich.
Jimmy: Turhr... Ohokahay. Okay, now let's wait ten seconds. [ten seconds pass] Okay now, t-tell me the first one again?
Kyle: Giant douche.
Jimmy: [snickers] And the second?
Cartman: Turd sandwich.
Jimmy: [snickers] Gee, th-they're both screamingly funny, fellas. Uhhhbetter give it another ten seconds. [ten seconds pass] All right, now we'll see which one really has staying power. Number one?
Kyle: A giant douche.
Jimmy: [snickers] Okay, I think, that's it. Number 2?
Cartman: Turd sandwich.
Jimmy: [snickers] Gee, I don't know what to say, fellas. They're both instant classics. But I guess I'll have to go with giant douche, simply because the fact that it's a giant renders it useless, adding a parody slant to the satire.

Adman12: When I read the headline, I sensed a funny tickle in my underpants.

Is this what puberty feels like?

Depends.