Should be an easy read. All the chapters will be short.

He can't really be Amish, or the other Amish would have to shun him.

Or he's been on the world's longest rumshpringa.

Too much rum, not enough springa.

RubyRed: So I suppose it's possible depending on how "old order" his community is.

True enough. He just makes it sound as though he's talking about Amish culture in general.

Amish? i thought he was a dwarf

Obdicut: He can't really be Amish, or the other Amish would have to shun him.

Or he's been on the world's longest rumshpringa.

They aren't shunning him, they just didn't notice him down there.

jehovahs witness protection: So it WAS Amish midget porn after all.

Rule 34 and everything

Try the short ribs!

He sounds very fond and respectful of his Amish upbringing. Too bad I have absolutely no interest in his little book.

Man, the best selling point they could come up with is that he reveals he's Amish. Whogivesashiat.

Amish? I bet it was paradise.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Well DUH. His name's Troyer. First time I heard his name I figured there was an Amish connection. There's like 4 or 5 definitively Amish names and Troyer is one of them.

There's a "Jewel Troyer Yoder"... on facebook... and she looks Asian.

Rule 34 has BIG smile on its face today.

Psumek: They aren't shunning him, they just didn't notice him down there.

I can believe that they might have a midget-exception to the shunning rule.

In Michigan, huh? I wonder if he was raised out in the Colon area (yes, that's what it's named. Used to have a stage magician shop in it, not sure if it still does.) Huge amish community. When I was in grade school, we had one of those trade-student field trips. We had a couple not-quite-Amish kids stay with us and I ended up right on the edge of some Amish farms myself in return.

/cool story, sis

jehovahs witness protection: So it WAS Amish midget porn after all.

Nice +1

The Amish Community Frowns Upon Thy Shennanigans.

playblu: I heard he'd been raised Amish.

There's quite a few Amish dwarves. It's genetic, you see. Shallow pool and whatnot.

Just picked up Verne Troyer like 2 weeks ago at a rest stop in Minnesota.

Fixed.

jaundice_joplin: playblu: I heard he'd been raised Amish.

There's quite a few Amish dwarves. It's genetic, you see. Shallow pool and whatnot.

Just picked up Verne Troyer like 2 weeks ago at a rest stop in Minnesota.

Fixed.

I imagine that was easy...he can't weigh much.

Met him once. Less than enthralled.

//can one haz Amish food mail order over the internet?
///didnt think so.

Wait, I thought he uses an electric scooter device to move about?

WOOOOOO!

Explain THIS, Mr. mini Amish me!

How about THIS!!



/i suck at the internets

The English Major: Nightmaretony: Met him once. Less than enthralled.

Came up short of your expectations, then.

Indeed. And you win.

FredaDeStilleto: Should be an easy read. All the chapters will be short.

ZING

I am very confused about this. This blows my mind. I would never ever in a million years think he was amish.

I thought they were talking about that guy who used to be married to Linda Lovelace, so I read the article. Fooled me.

I heard Verne Troyer plays WoW

/hotlinked