Ah, humanity.

Subby's just jealous that we have better weed down here.

StrikitRich: Subby's just jealous that we have better weed down here.

and better looking females

apacheco: StrikitRich: Subby's just jealous that we have better weed down here.

and better looking females

And in Gainesvile, where the story takes place, Fort Ganja.

Sybarite:
Police eventually found Powell by driving around his Green Leaf neighborhood.
There's your first clue.

Came here to say this. He's almost obligated to be smoking a blunt.

so according to this article, if your weed is stolen, you should report it, because you cant be charged for posession if the weed is stolen.

/the more you know

AbbeySomeone: No dear neighbor girl, honestly is not always the best policy and the police were not there to help him.

Have you been smoking?

SHOGUNTHEASSASSIN: Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Not true. She enjoyed it too... she just won't admit it.

(I KEED!)

SHOGUNTHEASSASSIN: Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I'm stealing that.

/What a person smoking a blunt might look like
//Dropped like it's hot

What the hell are these "blunts" I keep hearing about?

Must be methamphetamine.

Yeah, more betta this dude goes around shooting at people to try and get revenge.

this isn't unique to Florida.

AbbeySomeone: Pair-o-Dice: AbbeySomeone: No dear neighbor girl, honestly is not always the best policy and the police were not there to help him.

Have you been smoking?

Just tobacco, but you've given me an inspiring thought or two.

Don't forget to share...

what this story fails to mention was that he was also pistol whipped.

If that means anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to remember where I live.

Let me throw this out there for all to use.

StrikitRich: Subby's just jealous that we have better weed down here.

ding ding ding!

SHOGUNTHEASSASSIN: Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Oh, I'm so going to hell for laughing at that.

just listened to the audio on the article, stupid doesn't begin to explain that dude.

Slow day, at least there's a pot thread

well, if he had been pistol whipped so badly that he could not remember where he lived, the poor guy needed to be hospitalized.

still, just the same, I'm going to go way out on a limb here, and conjecture that he is probably NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer? Know what I mean?

/no weed is that good
//not even sour diesel
///oh wow, slashies, far out

FTA...

When you're committing a crime and you're also the victim of a crime, it makes it difficult to call police.

FTR...

It doesn't make it difficult, it just makes it stupid.

FTFA: "When you dial 911, there's certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need."


Reporter is probably a product of UF's J-School. Nice verb tense agreement there, sport.

/Well, I AM the engrishmajor.

Not to be confused with "The English Major", who is better than I.

Hack Patooey: Let me throw this out there for all to use.

Let's not.

engrishmajor: Not to be confused with "The English Major", who is better than I.

But if I need my poorly-written instructions and/or gadget packaging checked for proper usage of Engrish, you're good for it?

GranoblasticMan: engrishmajor: Not to be confused with "The English Major", who is better than I.

But if I need my poorly-written instructions and/or gadget packaging checked for proper usage of Engrish, you're good for it?

I've gotcha covered.

*sigh*... go gators? Oh well at least gainesville is known for something.