further evidence that obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.

Kissing where?

Perhaps an "injection" would help.

jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

To health! *smooch*

(I'm going to use that until I get slapped)

thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

And by penis you mean...oh wait.

D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.

Texaco Saves: The Vitamin D from sunlight will help boost your immune system which would be more practical for farkettes, considering no one wants to kiss them.

Well someone's not getting BIE for a while.

What about biting, licking or gnawing? What do those do for her?

thomps: eddyatwork: thomps: obama's health care plan involves whoring out white women for their own good. this isn't the change i voted for.

Shut the hell up, I might actually get laid for once!

but at what cost? when you ride with obamacare-whores you ride with hitler.

Godwined in four...

FTFA:
Many theories have emerged as to why humans kiss in the first place. A widely accepted theory is that kissing was developed as a way for people to sniff out good mates. LiveScience writes that when our faces are together, our pheremones exchange biological information about whether two people will make strong, healthy offspring.

made me laugh

smell my cherry lipstick baby!

Strangely, my GIS for "dirty little skank" turned up results that were NSFW. Who would've thunk it?

Third In Line: FTFA:
Many theories have emerged as to why humans kiss in the first place. A widely accepted theory is that kissing was developed as a way for people to sniff out good mates. LiveScience writes that when our faces are together, our pheremones exchange biological information about whether two people will make strong, healthy offspring.

made me laugh

smell my cherry lipstick baby!

PUCKER UP!

I am willing to help boost the immune system of any Farkette that needs or wants me to :-)

Sin_City_Superhero: Strangely, my GIS for "dirty little skank" turned up results that were NSFW. Who would've thunk it?

Get the fark out! Really?!?!?!?!

shucherfase: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

Holy cow, when he said "injection" I think he meant like a flu shot. But then you switched it ALL around and made it about a penis!!! Your a farking genius. You should write for the Simpsons! (no, really, that show is about as funny as you now)

the fact that you missed his joke so badly makes it even funnier. because now i can laugh at his joke and laugh at you at the same time. good show.

shucherfase: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

Holy cow, when he said "injection" I think he meant like a flu shot. But then you switched it ALL around and made it about a penis!!! Your a farking genius. You should write for the Simpsons! (no, really, that show is about as funny as you now)

i'm glad someone finally got it and appreciates my sly innuendo. *facepalm*

LeroyBourne: How can I use this to get my g/f to let me toss her salad?

I think that's one of those things you just do. Next time you're downtown, just start going to town on that asshole buddy.

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"

dominick: oral trifecta in play

that's hawt

jaylectricity: thomps: jehovahs witness protection: Perhaps an "injection" would help.

like with a penis.

And by penis you mean...oh wait.

An erection injection.
Got one of those this morning, kicks, etc.

D_Evans45: thomps: D_Evans45: lol, and the cum dumped in them after those kisses could completely destroy their immune system and leave them to die a slow, painful death.

/At least in Africa

you might be surprised to learn that not everyone kisses with mouthfuls of semen.



Ah, Fark is never short on pedantic people. Must be Obama's health care initiative there raising your hackles again, right thomps? Get those darkies.

i find it interesting that the thought of kissing with mouthful's of semen makes you think of obama particularly and black people generally.