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(Yahoo)   Seven-month old baby missing for five days found alive. Was under the bed the entire time   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 247
    More: Florida, found alive, Charlie Crist, protective custody, missing children, baby missing, Shannon Dedrick, Susan Elizabeth Baker, law enforcement agents  
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2009-11-05 06:16:47 AM  
*facepalm*

Submitter...did you read the entire article? If not, the img1.fark.net tag applies to you, especially considering the babysitter's past.
 
2009-11-05 06:25:39 AM  
Goddamn that kid is ugly
 
2009-11-05 06:42:20 AM  
NeuroticRocker: Goddamn that kid is ugly

The poor thing looks alien. Maybe her momma had an affair with E.T.
 
2009-11-05 07:12:21 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: NeuroticRocker: Goddamn that kid is ugly

The poor thing looks alien. Maybe her momma had an affair with E.T.


Either that or one of the Communion aliens.
 
2009-11-05 07:55:28 AM  
The aliens just wanted their visitation rights. They took the child on the weekend, and then returned her safely under the bed in a box.
 
2009-11-05 08:04:08 AM  
I'll bet that was one FULL 5 day old diaper.
 
2009-11-05 08:05:51 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: NeuroticRocker: Goddamn that kid is ugly

The poor thing looks alien. Maybe her momma had an affair with E.T.


You guys have never seen an actual waterhead until today huh.
 
2009-11-05 08:19:26 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: I'll bet that was one FULL 5 day old diaper.

The box said the diaper was good for 16-28 pounds. That holds a lot of poop.
 
2009-11-05 08:38:13 AM  
DslainteC: The box said the diaper was good for 16-28 pounds. That holds a lot of poop.

I've found that the diaper industry is a lot like the motor oil industry, specifying more frequent changes than necessary.

You really don't need to change those diapers out until they hit 50 pounds or so.
 
2009-11-05 09:02:08 AM  
Huge baby head is HUGE.
 
2009-11-05 09:12:58 AM  
Thankfully I keep the space under my bed packed solid with Abercrombie & Fitch Victoria's Secret catalogs, so this would never happen to me.
 
2009-11-05 09:34:47 AM  
Poor kid looks like he's got a lot on his mind.
 
2009-11-05 09:50:49 AM  
BigEd: Huge baby head is HUGE.

Like a helium balloon.
 
2009-11-05 09:52:30 AM  
Mugshot of the father:
thm-a01.yimg.com
 
2009-11-05 10:05:06 AM  
It's always in the last place you look.
 
2009-11-05 10:16:57 AM  
Wow, that's completely f*cked up. Babysitter already convicted of child abuse & had her own son "go missing". And the parents of this baby are potheads who've had child services come out when she was just 2 weeks old.

I certainly hope child services didn't return the baby to the parents. I don't care if the father wasn't involved--this kid's never going to have a chance in that environment.

Hell, she already looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance.
 
2009-11-05 10:53:04 AM  
pizen: It's always in the last place you look.

The wouldn't have found the baby if the sitter hadn't been looking for her keys.
 
2009-11-05 10:55:25 AM  
jehovahs witness protection: I'll bet that was one FULL 5 day old diaper.

Hopefully it was the 12-14 lb size.
 
2009-11-05 11:03:14 AM  
brigid_fitch:
Hell, she already looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance.


Thank you! I've been trying to put my finger on what she reminded me of.
 
2009-11-05 11:11:16 AM  
These people were just trying to get their own reality show
 
2009-11-05 11:11:18 AM  
stewie griffin?
 
2009-11-05 11:11:26 AM  
www.funnyfidos.com
What? Am I the only one?
 
2009-11-05 11:13:47 AM  
I heard the baby was hiding out there because she accidentally made her dad's giant balloon float away.
 
2009-11-05 11:13:55 AM  
I suddenly feel like a fantastic parent.
 
2009-11-05 11:14:17 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Thankfully I keep the space under my bed packed solid with Abercrombie & Fitch Victoria's Secret Sears catalogs, so this would never happen to me.

ftfy
 
2009-11-05 11:16:14 AM  
www.mwctoys.com
 
2009-11-05 11:16:40 AM  
that is one large headed baby...........
 
2009-11-05 11:17:00 AM  
He would not specify Mercer's role in the disappearance but said authorities do not believe the baby's father, James Russell Dedrick Jr., was involved. Dedrick Jr. and Susan Baker are related.

This is why we have a Florida tag folks.
 
2009-11-05 11:17:05 AM  
I actually RTFA. Why is the mother being charged? The babysitter is obviously a psycho and had been phoning in or writing BS reports. Physician said the baby was healthy and well.
 
2009-11-05 11:17:15 AM  
d.yimg.com
images4.wikia.nocookie.net+www.blogcdn.com

I'd try and 'lose' it as well...
 
2009-11-05 11:18:07 AM  
tetsoushima: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Thankfully I keep the space under my bed packed solid with Abercrombie & Fitch Victoria's Secret Sears Lane Bryant catalogs, so this would never happen to me.

ftfy
 
2009-11-05 11:18:50 AM  
I went from being completely sympathetic to the mother and father at the beginning (I would be a wreck after 5 days), to going "What the fark? Who did what to whom? And why? And does this poor kid have a distant relative somewhere ELSE that could take better care of her?"

Damn...
 
2009-11-05 11:19:00 AM  
felixecho: I suddenly feel like a fantastic parent.

But there will still be a good chance your kid will wind up in a bell tower with a deer rifle.

/mine too
 
2009-11-05 11:19:56 AM  
Look at the size of that boy'sgirls head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
 
2009-11-05 11:21:15 AM  
Nothing's too trashy for Springer.
 
2009-11-05 11:22:09 AM  
Bullshiat. No way you failed to notice a screaming ragdoll of bodily fluids for 5 days. Either that baby is brain-dead, the people watching it were drugged to oblivion, or somebody's lying.
 
2009-11-05 11:23:06 AM  
No kidding. HisHer head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts
 
2009-11-05 11:23:17 AM  
T-Luv: tetsoushima: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Thankfully I keep the space under my bed packed solid with Abercrombie & Fitch Victoria's Secret Sears Lane Bryant Sky Mall catalogs, so this would never happen to me.

ftfy


Pretty sure I'm doing that right.
 
2009-11-05 11:24:04 AM  
im wondering how could they sleep with the baby under the bed
 
2009-11-05 11:24:52 AM  
...the baby's home in a remote, makeshift community of dirt roads, tin-roof shacks and old mobile homes.

It doesn't get much better than this.
 
2009-11-05 11:24:59 AM  
*RTFAs*

Disregard my previous post, I suck cocks.
 
2009-11-05 11:25:05 AM  
Flash forward about 12 years

i38.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-05 11:25:06 AM  
earbuds.popdose.com
 
2009-11-05 11:25:48 AM  
Well I sometimes take my work home with me, why can't the sitter as well?

/Ugly baby is ugly
 
2009-11-05 11:26:05 AM  
Tiny face. TINY FACE!


/FAS
 
2009-11-05 11:27:33 AM  
Shenanibaby
 
2009-11-05 11:27:43 AM  
When is this family appearing on Wife Swap?
 
2009-11-05 11:27:58 AM  
Ant: WTH is wrong with that kid's head?

The father was a grey...
 
2009-11-05 11:29:12 AM  
Pxtl: Bullshiat. No way you failed to notice a screaming ragdoll of bodily fluids for 5 days. Either that baby is brain-dead, the people watching it were drugged to oblivion, or somebody's lying.

So this baby was just under the bed for days, and it never made any noise, or cried, or did anything at all.....

Shenanigans, for sure. And there is something wrong with that baby, anyway.
 
2009-11-05 11:29:20 AM  
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