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2003-03-21 05:21:47 AM  
complementary, complimentary, whatever.
2003-03-21 05:23:11 AM  

Taking a leaf out of your book, Harmie, and I've got thick skin in any case. Fanks :)
2003-03-21 05:24:50 AM  
I dunno whether to be flattered or pissed that I managed to collect Fark stalkers, but regardless of the compliment implied by the attention I'd rather they just went away.
2003-03-21 05:32:12 AM  

Thank YOU for knowing the difference between "your" and "you're". You set yourself apart.
2003-03-21 05:36:12 AM  
On a very vaguely related note, here's an amusing tale about duct tape.
2003-03-21 05:42:45 AM  

Congrats on stuffing the Scousers last night. For the record, I'm a dirty orange bastard (in an atheistic kinda way).
2003-03-21 05:57:20 AM  
2003-03-21 05:58:56 AM  
I doubt it Harmonia. We get BBC South East over here. I'm sure Linneker & Co. will manage to be patronising (in the unlikely event that the Beeb show the semi-finals).
2003-03-21 06:16:00 AM  
As crazy as this article sounds I had a dream a couple of nights ago with the same theme. Weird.
2003-03-21 06:20:47 AM  
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2003-03-21 06:28:49 AM  
There is no toxin. There is no needle. You have not heard of a toxin. You have not heard of a needle. They were not tools of the conspiracy. There is no conspiracy. The toxin and the needle, which do not exist, played no part in the conspiracy, which does not exist. Fnord. Repeat after me. There is no toxin...
2003-03-21 06:54:26 AM  
Think about that:

39:11 Now Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon gave charge concerning Jeremiah to Nebuzaradan the captain of the guard, saying, 39:12 Take him, and look well to him, and do him no harm; but do unto him even as he shall say unto thee.
2003-03-21 08:11:42 AM  
I knew it!
2003-03-21 08:16:22 AM  
Ok, GB Sr. new about them because he was in the CIA but the it says Presidents normally don't have Ultra clearance so Clinton shouldn't know about the aliens. But then in the next paragraph it says Clinton did know about the aliens in Iraq in 98.

So do Presidents have MK Ultra clearance or not then?
2003-03-21 08:28:21 AM  
"So do Presidents have MK Ultra clearance or not then?"

If I remember this correctly MK Ultra was a Brain Washing experiment driven by the CIA in the late '60s?

Correct me if I'm wrong, look it up if I'm not ;)
2003-03-21 08:28:24 AM  

I'm not wasting any more effort on this story.
2003-03-21 09:54:12 AM  
"Bre, who apparently has no last name" - that cracked me up.

MK Ultra is obvious - It's Mary Kay Ultra Cosmetics - geez, does somebody have to hit you over the head?

Think of it - Pink Mothership, going door to door to exchange information, the big hair to hide the antennas on their heads.
2003-03-21 09:57:27 AM  
I've got MK Deadly Alliance clearance.

Nobody told me about the UFO.
2003-03-21 10:04:16 AM  
-gelatinous...i disagree.

i find tadlette to be both well read and quite funny.

i haven't heard much about 'iraq' and aliens...but admiral byrd knew what the nazis have cooking in antartica.

"operation: highjump"
2003-03-21 10:13:21 AM  
I've got MK Deadly Alliance clearance.

Nobody told me about the UFO.

I have the clearance, too. It's one of the old model spaceships - no new technology - nobody really cared about it, so we didn't pass the word on to everyone.

BTW, did you see the cost on the new MK Ultra Dental Plan? Jeebus, they are really trying to screw us on that, aren't they? An alien with bad teeth just looks awful.

I miss the 1950's, when we had free insurance, the pension plan was great, and you could fly your spaceship anywhere.
2003-03-21 10:18:57 AM  
Mk Ultra clearance...bah. It's not a clearance level. MK Ultra was some quack batshiat insane psychological experimentation program by the CIA involving LSD. And yes, it was real.

Wasn't it also the CIA that tried to fix high-tech microphone equipment to a cat for surveillance purposes, only to have it get run over by a car?

Tax dollars at work.
2003-03-21 10:23:23 AM  
CapRefill: Thank You.
Haven't laughed that hard in sooooooo long.
2003-03-21 10:28:07 AM  
Ishidan: first ep of Robotech.
2003-03-21 11:22:13 AM  
now things make so much more sense...I thought it was about oil or disarmament or terrorism...this makes so much more sense...
2003-03-21 11:33:14 AM  
That is such BS.

Everyone knows the aliens gave the Technology to China.

2003-03-21 11:48:37 AM  
I seldom actually laugh out loud, but this thread got me :)
2003-03-21 11:57:28 AM  
Makes about as much sense as Saadam giving weapons to Islamist fundamentalists... at least until the missles started pounding the crap out of his infrastructure...
2003-03-21 12:15:34 PM  
2003-03-21 12:21:10 PM  
This is why I love the internet and the Best_war_thread_EVAR!!

I said Saddam had t3h Star gate in a war flame war a long time ago, or I asked If he did rather.

Arc of the covenent. Nice.

Links man. I want t3h links to some REAL good batshiat crazy sites about this. I will loveyall forever!
2003-03-21 12:32:16 PM  
Wow, interesting story. Does anyone have more info?
2003-03-21 01:02:55 PM  
So New Zealand has a National Enquirer too?
2003-03-21 05:21:21 PM

For information on how Saddam is related to all this ancient history and his relation to space aliens..

IRAQ does have the ark of the covenant - look at their crests and the wings on them. They are exactly like the ones on the actual ark.. think about it..

Remember Saddam thinks he's the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar II.. the era bfore him ransacked Jerusalem..

Also there are 2 spots that are the best targets for it. One is in Ethiopia, and the other is below the temple mount. I've read info that even though the jews want to excavate there, the muslims wont let them.. after a while the muslims found it themselves and sent it away to Iraq years ago where it would be in the hands of powerful supporters of Palestine.

Info on Saddam
2003-03-21 05:29:12 PM  
Oops that was a wrong 2nd link

lemme look it up
2003-03-21 05:32:25 PM  
shiat I can't find it.. Here's another interesting one though for oyu guys

gotta remember how to link stuff
2003-03-21 08:20:24 PM  
The ark was also discovered in Iraq. Almost a year ago I received a letter from a friend which included a Chinese newspaper and a translation of an article from that paper. According to this newspaper account the Ten Commandments were discovered near Kuwait 100 meters below ground. The article said Iraqi troops were hiding from the opposing army when an artillery shell exposed their hideout, and also exposed the Ten Commandments. This report does not mention the Ark of the Covenant, but I assume the ark and the Ten Commandments would be together. I personally tried to contact the archaeologists mentioned in this report without success. At the writing of this article, this newspaper account, now over a year old, has never been substantiated by any evidence other than the claims of the article.
2003-03-21 10:53:52 PM  
2003-03-22 01:07:09 AM  
I'd believe that Bush would believe this!!
2003-03-23 12:02:32 AM  
This might sound like a really stupid question but I dont get it......

Why do they call bush "Dubya?"

what does dubya mean?

Can anybody help me out with this one? I would really love to know the whole deal.
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