ROTFLMFAO

sounds logical to me.

I thought this was a Bat Boy link!

Raelians strike again!

bet the anti-war protestors thought this one up.

Hey, you might mock this idea...but it could be true.

Now if you'll excuse me, Target has a sale on tinfoil hats.

i've got MK Ultra clearance.

the war has nothing to do with alien technology. I cant say much but what I will say is that if you're thinking about cheese you're on the right track.

OH MY GOD!!

You mean Saddam was going to invade WISCONSIN!!

Evil, evil bastard! Does your madness know no end?

Just_Another_Arsehole:

is it related provalone? thats my guess.

That board with a nail in it may have defeated us but the humans wont stop there.

They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they will make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!
Muahahahahaha!!!

That sounds more like Reagan to me. I mean come on, aliens? Angels, well then, that would be different for GWB.

See? This is what happens when a headcase watches one too many X Files episodes.

She claimed President Clinton almost attacked Iraq in 1998 after Saddam threw out United Nations weapons inspectors.

But Clinton decided against it at the last minute.

He was scared Saddam already had alien technology, she claimed.

Then then she came down from the Kansas Nuclear Missle Silo Acid.

yeah, thats it...

Well with Al Gore on the Apple board how is Bush supposed to uplink a virus?

Just_Another_Arsehole: Your parents got you on clearance too?

Time to don the tinfoil hats :)

MrEnigma, you mean you have not had your tinfoil hat on already? Good God Allah, man, how have you kept Saddam from controlling your mind with his Axis of Evil directives?

/wearing triple-layer tinfoil, aluminum foil hat for weeks now

Just because I was addressing MrEnigma I chose to make it appear I didn't know the appropriate use for "your" (vs. you're). Kinda make me an enigma too, eh?

/my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Fodder_4_Da_Man what's worse?

incorrect use of your, or beating yourself up about a non-existent misuse?

Sounds as reasonable as the what the anti-administration guys are claiming.

This should be posted on the main page.

It's TRUE!! Has anyone else seen the video of Chirac and the alien leader from the 1970's?

No, No...don't joke.This is true...I mean it has to be. It's on the internet.

I knew it!

It finally all makes sense.

sorry but I just had to break the TOTAL FARK thing that was happening...lol
and as for the subject..well who knows what the real reason is behind why Bush has declared war on Saddam???

well, this is just crazy enough to bring the blood for oil crowd around.

MK Ultra Clearance? Does that mean you have to be on LSD?

I ask you this... has the internet lied to us net? NO I SAY!

Err lied to us Yet rather.

This is no less believable than the lies currently spewing forth from the Bush administration.

Well, duuuuuuuuuuuuh!

I heard gary coleman had MKUC but I never knew what that meant ... ts'all cominagether

I read somewhere that the moon landing was faked.

The second moon landing, that is.

Well DUH, everyone knows that, thats why CNN hasnt been reporting the alien tech, its so old news that everyone sees this as a given..


But I need to know what "shock and awe" is. After 830 references, im still not exactly clear on that one..

Finally an argument which makes sense.

Unlikely? More like... probable.

Aha! the true motivation is revealed!

First it was oil, now its alien technology?

Nevermind aliens and otherworldly stuff ... think about the archaeology. For 20 years, archaeologists have been cut off from Babylon, Sumer and the entire Tigres-Euphrates Valley. Many of the sites were scientifically useless after Gulf War I, but there are probably man more to be excavated.

"We would know a lot more if only we cuold get to the oldest writings on the topic" or "we could get to the roots of this if only we could excavate in IRAQ" will be moot.

pardon all the typos, I got excited :-)

Now they'll never get home.

This is true, check out Snopes. Proven right there.

/yeah, right. What a wasted link, except for the humor.

In other news...Bigfoot announces that it will run for President in 2004.