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(Politico) Spiffy Conservative Republican on Bachmann: "When your captain's crazy, it's time to find a new ship"   (politico.com) divider line 126
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2009-11-04 05:29:54 PM
Marston was referring to the prolific Bachmann's latest political brainstorm, a "house call" to the Capitol Thursday in which she's invited Fox News viewers and other conservatives to march with her through House office buildings, "find members of Congress, look at the whites of their eyes and say 'Don't take away my health care.'"

My God, this woman is PURE AND RIGHTEOUS AWESOME. I'm unemployed at the moment and can't afford much, but I'll definitely be kicking a fiver or something to her PAC just for sticking it to the idiot socialists in such an 'in-your-face' show of solidarity with NORMAL HARD WORKING AMERICANS.

Go Michelle! The Lord Jesus is with you!
 
2009-11-04 05:29:58 PM
RINO INFIL-TRAITOR
 
2009-11-04 05:31:39 PM
sigdiamond2000: RINO INFIL-TRAITOR

And yes, this is probably true of the aide who is quiting. Expect the 'tell-alls' book to be out in a month chalk full of lies and mistruths about one of the few strong conservative women in office today.
 
2009-11-04 05:35:37 PM
Bachmann isn't crazy. She knows damn well what's she's doing, knows damn well it can only sink her party long-term, and doesn't care.

For some politicians, those 15 minutes of fame mean more than any long-standing, successful legislation.
 
2009-11-04 05:39:12 PM
Action Replay Nick: WHARRGARBL

Dude, dial it down a notch or two. This isn't freeperville; you're not going to hook many with such coarse chum.
 
2009-11-04 05:39:40 PM
Killer Cars: Bachmann isn't crazy.

She claimed that lesbians kidnapped her, and then recanted as soon as the police got involved.

She's not altogether well.
 
2009-11-04 05:40:00 PM
Killer Cars: Bachmann isn't crazy. She knows damn well what's she's doing, knows damn well it can only sink her party long-term, and doesn't care.

For some politicians, those 15 minutes of fame mean more than any long-standing, successful legislation.


There are many people for whom I can believe that. Bachmann isn't among them.
 
2009-11-04 05:41:15 PM
Action Replay Nick: My God, this woman is PURE AND RIGHTEOUS AWESOME.

on this, we agree. she's like a thousand cynthia mckinneys rolled into one!
 
2009-11-04 05:41:50 PM
what_now: Killer Cars: Bachmann isn't crazy.

She claimed that lesbians kidnapped her, and then recanted as soon as the police got involved.

She's not altogether well.


Anyone got the picture handy of her crouching behind the bushes, spying on the people at the gay rights rally?
 
2009-11-04 05:44:17 PM
Hender: Anyone got the picture handy of her crouching behind the bushes, spying on the people at the gay rights rally?

www.minnpost.com

/hot, like her 1000-yard stare
 
2009-11-04 05:44:32 PM
Hender: Anyone got the picture handy of her crouching behind the bushes, spying on the people at the gay rights rally?

img30.imageshack.us
Ask and ye shall receive...
 
2009-11-04 05:44:59 PM
Diogenes: Killer Cars: Bachmann isn't crazy. She knows damn well what's she's doing, knows damn well it can only sink her party long-term, and doesn't care.

For some politicians, those 15 minutes of fame mean more than any long-standing, successful legislation.

There are many people for whom I can believe that. Bachmann isn't among them.


Her "crazyness" has all but guaranteed her a place on Fox News whenever her political career ends, as well as all sorts of other opportunities in Conservative Blowhard Land.

Everything she's done seems way too scripted and as a setup to further her own career beyond politics.
 
2009-11-04 05:47:30 PM
didn't one of the conservatives here debunk that picture ?

and by debunk I mean claim it was fake and then get proven wrong.

I'm "Real" sure it was someone here.
 
2009-11-04 05:48:55 PM
Your Faith is Creepy: Dude, dial it down a notch or two.

I get it. I should compromise my principles and just say whatever makes me popular.

Sorry buddy, I'm not like these RINOs and liberal snakes who somehow hold every possible opinion simultaneously when it's convenient to getting them elected. I actually have beliefs and opinions that I stand by BUB, you might want to get used to it. Once all these RINO liberal wannabes are taken care of, we'll have a true conservative party in America and the voice of the people will finally be heard for once in the modern history of this now corrupt and godless country.
 
2009-11-04 05:49:29 PM
FlashHarry: Hender: Anyone got the picture handy of her crouching behind the bushes, spying on the people at the gay rights rally?



/hot, like her 1000-yard stare


Whomever was in that truck was just a hard right turn away from...
 
2009-11-04 05:51:16 PM
Killer Cars: Whomever was in that truck was just a hard right turn away from...

keeping us from a decade's worth of lulz?
 
2009-11-04 05:52:01 PM
She's not crazy, she's BATSHIAT crazy!
 
2009-11-04 05:54:08 PM
Killer Cars: Her "crazyness" has all but guaranteed her a place on Fox News whenever her political career ends, as well as all sorts of other opportunities in Conservative Blowhard Land.

Everything she's done seems way too scripted and as a setup to further her own career beyond politics.


Yep. How much is Palin getting for her book? Same concept.
 
2009-11-04 05:56:31 PM
R.A.Danny: She's not crazy, she's BATSHIAT crazy!

actually, i believe the correct term is "bugf*ck crazy."
 
2009-11-04 05:58:43 PM
FlashHarry: R.A.Danny: She's not crazy, she's BATSHIAT crazy!

actually, i believe the correct term is "bugf*ck crazy."


I must have missed the memo.
 
2009-11-04 06:09:11 PM
FlashHarry: actually, i believe the correct term is "bugf*ck crazy."

Just how exactly do you fark bugs?
 
2009-11-04 06:12:15 PM
GAT_00: FlashHarry: actually, i believe the correct term is "bugf*ck crazy."

Just how exactly do you fark bugs?


Ask her husband.
And Nick, just move to MN so you can vote for her in the next election
 
2009-11-04 06:13:42 PM
Action Replay Nick: Your Faith is Creepy: Dude, dial it down a notch or two.

I get it. I should compromise my principles and just say whatever makes me popular.

Sorry buddy, I'm not like these RINOs and liberal snakes who somehow hold every possible opinion simultaneously when it's convenient to getting them elected. I actually have beliefs and opinions that I stand by BUB, you might want to get used to it. Once all these RINO liberal wannabes are taken care of, we'll have a true conservative party in America and the voice of the people will finally be heard for once in the modern history of this now corrupt and godless country.


0.5/10.
 
2009-11-04 06:19:35 PM
to quote Bill Maher: the cave floor called. It wants its bat shiat back
 
2009-11-04 06:21:57 PM
FTA: A conservative Republican House member, speaking on the condition of anonymity...

Sounds to me like this Rep. is afraid of getting teabagged when Bachmann leads her TEA Party putsch.
 
2009-11-04 06:30:17 PM
Y'know, you almost want someone to snap when Bachmann leads this march on Democrats' offices. I certainly don't want anyone to be hurt--just let someone whip out a gun & get subdued before he has a chance to fire. Because after you bring a gun to hear the president speak and Republicans defend it, that's when the crazy bar got raised. Let something like that go down & then we'll see how the talking heads over at Fox spin it.
 
2009-11-04 06:31:51 PM
GAT_00: Just how exactly do you fark bugs?

Ask Pfil.
 
2009-11-04 06:32:24 PM
brigid_fitch: Y'know, you almost want someone to snap when Bachmann leads this march on Democrats' offices. I certainly don't want anyone to be hurt--just let someone whip out a gun & get subdued before he has a chance to fire. Because after you bring a gun to hear the president speak and Republicans defend it, that's when the crazy bar got raised. Let something like that go down & then we'll see how the talking heads over at Fox spin it.

That the guy was a liberal plant, so that President Obama can ban all guns and have the Black Helicopters swoop down on all patriotic, God fearing, Real Americans and put them into camps.
 
2009-11-04 06:38:29 PM
"There are a lot of people who are good, smart, well-meaning, well-intentioned members of Congress, but they speak to the people like they are members of Congress. Rep. Bachmann talks to people morons like they are people morons."
 
2009-11-04 06:45:41 PM
Aarontology: FTA: A conservative Republican House member, speaking on the condition of anonymity...

Sounds to me like this Rep. is afraid of getting teabagged when Bachmann leads her TEA Party putsch.


I didn't believe it before, but there are actual people with "T.E.A. Party" stickers ("Taxed Enough Already") on their vehicles the farther south you go. I was in Louisville and found a couple of these in a grocery store parking lot, one on a truck parked in a handicapped parking space. No comments necessary, but I'm leaving this here.
 
2009-11-04 06:57:31 PM
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2009-11-04 06:58:39 PM
"When your captain's crazy, it's time to find a new ship"

Or time to have the mysteriously Captain fall down a hatchway.
 
2009-11-04 07:01:56 PM
Action Replay Nick: Marston was referring to the prolific Bachmann's latest political brainstorm, a "house call" to the Capitol Thursday in which she's invited Fox News viewers and other conservatives to march with her through House office buildings, "find members of Congress, look at the whites of their eyes and say 'Don't take away my health care.'"

My God, this woman is PURE AND RIGHTEOUS AWESOME. I'm unemployed at the moment and can't afford much, but I'll definitely be kicking a fiver or something to her PAC just for sticking it to the idiot socialists in such an 'in-your-face' show of solidarity with NORMAL HARD WORKING AMERICANS.

Go Michelle! The Lord Jesus is with you!


Wait, they are going to try and walk through the House offices with her? That's just a recipe for disaster.
 
2009-11-04 07:03:13 PM
Thrag: Or time to have the Captain mysteriously fall down a hatchway.

FTFM
 
2009-11-04 07:06:05 PM
So is she the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, or the Dormouse?
 
2009-11-04 07:08:25 PM
Action Replay Nick: Your Faith is Creepy: Dude, dial it down a notch or two.

I get it. I should compromise my principles and just say whatever makes me popular.

Sorry buddy, I'm not like these RINOs and liberal snakes who somehow hold every possible opinion simultaneously when it's convenient to getting them elected. I actually have beliefs and opinions that I stand by BUB, you might want to get used to it. Once all these RINO liberal wannabes are taken care of, we'll have a true conservative party in America and the voice of the people will finally be heard for once in the modern history of this now corrupt and godless country.


How loud can five people be?
 
2009-11-04 07:10:56 PM
Action Replay Nick: Marston was referring to the prolific Bachmann's latest political brainstorm, a "house call" to the Capitol Thursday in which she's invited Fox News viewers and other conservatives to march with her through House office buildings, "find members of Congress, look at the whites of their eyes and say 'Don't take away my health care.'"

My God, this woman is PURE AND RIGHTEOUS AWESOME. I'm unemployed at the moment and can't afford much, but I'll definitely be kicking a fiver or something to her PAC just for sticking it to the idiot socialists in such an 'in-your-face' show of solidarity with NORMAL HARD WORKING AMERICANS.

Go Michelle! The Lord Jesus is with you!




0/10 To many buzz words, caps, you come off like a partisan tard and you brought Jesus into politics.

That same whargle would get you a 10/10 and a big circle jerk session over at foxnews.com though, they like the internet tough guy approach with little words and hoo rah effect, you know, the "feel good" crap.
 
2009-11-04 07:11:02 PM
This biatch probably also inflates her tires properly. What a socialist.
 
2009-11-04 07:11:33 PM
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2009-11-04 07:13:19 PM
Hey, check this out:

img30.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-04 07:13:20 PM
Action Replay Nick: Sorry buddy, I'm not like these RINOs and liberal snakes who somehow hold every possible opinion simultaneously when it's convenient to getting them elected. I actually have beliefs and opinions that I stand by BUB, you might want to get used to it. Once all these RINO liberal wannabes are taken care of, we'll have a true conservative party in America and the voice of the people will finally be heard for once in the modern history of this now corrupt and godless country.

avatar.movetoiceland.com
 
2009-11-04 07:15:47 PM
Hetfield: Hey, check this out:

i458.photobucket.com

I'd hit it.

\caveat: My penis is a cactus
 
2009-11-04 07:16:56 PM
Does NOT agree:

www.hugbacker.com
 
2009-11-04 07:17:01 PM
The Icelander: serious?


I like the liberal snakes part -- all the pertinence of polite society's tent revival.
 
2009-11-04 07:17:18 PM
FTFA - Marston was referring to the prolific Bachmann's latest political brainstorm, a "house call" on the Capitol Thursday to which she's invited Fox News viewers and other conservatives to march with her through House office buildings, "find members of Congress, look at the whites of their eyes and say, 'Don't take away my health care.'"

A. I foresee a few people heading off to the pokey for trespassing in parts of the Capitol the public isn't allowed in. B. "Don't take away my health care?" Do her people not realize the whole point is to get health care for more people? Wait, what am I saying?



Killer Cars: Bachmann isn't crazy.

She claimed that lesbians kidnapped her, and then recanted as soon as the police got involved.

She's not altogether well.



She's not sick
But she's not well...
 
2009-11-04 07:18:02 PM
What time is this rally tomorrow anyways? I have a feeling most of the House members, both Republican and Democrat will be out of the office while this is going on.

I want to find a live feed of it.
 
2009-11-04 07:18:34 PM
Gangway Fathead img251.imageshack.us

Except that, Bogart used ladles of sand to demonstrate that his enemies were stealing strawberries from the can in the mess hall.

Bachmann, I'm pretty sure, is just eating the sand with a spoon.

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2009-11-04 07:18:48 PM
Dear Bachmann's constituents,

Are you guys stupid, uninformed, or just trying to be different?

Sincerely,
 
2009-11-04 07:19:04 PM
elchip: i458.photobucket.com

I'd hit it.

\caveat: My penis is a cactus



i458.photobucket.com

Dunno, he's a bit too butch for my taste.
 
2009-11-04 07:19:11 PM
Rubberband Girl: She's not sick
But she's not well...


Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get her...
 
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