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(Starpulse) Unlikely Ricki Lake: "I'm kind of a cougar." Rest of the world: "no, no you're not"   (starpulse.com) divider line 96
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2009-11-04 05:45:22 PM
Yes I would without hesitation
 
2009-11-04 05:49:50 PM
Fist. God. Fill in the blanks.
 
2009-11-04 05:57:07 PM
....I would.
 
2009-11-04 06:06:43 PM
How much extra skin did they remove from her after she got her stomach stapled?

I'd hit it, but there would have to be alcohol involved. Hell, probably for both of us.
 
2009-11-04 06:08:56 PM
"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
 
2009-11-04 06:44:25 PM
I would have hit it when she was a fatty. Now, even more so.
 
2009-11-04 06:51:57 PM
Ew. No.
 
2009-11-04 06:54:05 PM
So "cougar" is the latest word for "batshiat crazy"?

Still looks good though. And I also didn't have a problem with the heavier model.
 
2009-11-04 07:19:05 PM
"... but confesses she likes a younger lover with financial stability"

She's in luck. I've got the emotional makeup of someone half my age and the finances to match! *breaks open piggy bank* See all the shinies!
 
2009-11-04 07:29:24 PM
screendoor hurricane
 
2009-11-04 07:30:18 PM
www.crucialminutiae.com
 
2009-11-04 07:30:41 PM
A cougar is any women who dates someone 5-10 years younger than them?
 
2009-11-04 07:31:33 PM
Aww geeez. I was just sitting down to eat. Thanks subgagger.
 
2009-11-04 07:33:35 PM
So much hate. There's some good pussy under all that.

/i would tear that ass up
 
2009-11-04 07:33:46 PM
Since when is Ricki Lake skinny? I clicked the link and went, who is this chick?
 
2009-11-04 07:38:19 PM
Rikki Lake show was a guilty after-school pleasure of mine.
/No cable growing up.
//Parents didn't love me enough.
///Yes, I'd have hit it then, and I'd hit it now.
////Wife might have something to say about it, though.
//Just for quintuple slashies.
 
2009-11-04 07:39:52 PM
plywoodjungle: Aww geeez. I was just sitting down to eat. Thanks subgagger.

That's what she said.
 
2009-11-04 07:45:41 PM
for 41 shes doing good! i'd give her a lousy 45seconds
 
2009-11-04 07:46:59 PM
www.chaniabeachnews.com

www.planet-familyguy.com

approves of cougars
 
2009-11-04 07:51:16 PM
Damn I miss Jenny Jones
 
2009-11-04 07:55:19 PM
Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.
 
2009-11-04 07:56:00 PM
How about no. Too Jewish.
 
2009-11-04 07:58:06 PM
Kornchex: Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.

www.80stees.com

tada with a bonus

i89.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-04 07:59:35 PM
I'd shag her but...I wouldn't be proud of it.
 
2009-11-04 08:00:07 PM
Drakonas: Kornchex: Hmm. Cue the Al Bundy pic.

tada with a bonus


I think he meant this:

www.e-imagesite.com
 
2009-11-04 08:01:10 PM
Look, I would hit it, but I'm not particularly discriminating. Or, as Big Pun said: "I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of that ass." Including the shade called "not particularly attractive but not really ugly and you've had about seven drinks so what the hell?" Still, she looks like she's had quite a bit of work done. You could bounce a quarter off that fivehead.
 
2009-11-04 08:02:08 PM
Marcus Aurelius

The face!

www.crucialminutiae.com

cdn0.knowyourmeme.com
 
2009-11-04 08:03:00 PM
"They have to be at least 30-something."

Come talk to me when you're banging 20-somethings, lady.
 
2009-11-04 08:03:05 PM
She looks constipated.
 
2009-11-04 08:18:11 PM
i248.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-04 08:18:20 PM
Dufus: So "cougar" is the latest word for "batshiat crazy"?

I'm thinking yes.

Anyone with satellite radio may have been subjected to the ads for Rosie O'Donnell's station and the following quote:

"I'm 47. I have cougar potential."

And no. Just no.

(Although when my husband heard this, he said, "okay, so I'm going to get a shotgun and hide under the couch. I think she'd rather eat off your leg than at the pink..."-- well, you get the idea.")
 
2009-11-04 08:18:49 PM
Go chase some cock then Studman69mitter. I would definitely penis her.
 
2009-11-04 08:31:27 PM
Oh, fark yeah I would.
 
2009-11-04 08:35:33 PM
I'm with the "sort of want...yeah....sure, whatever" crowd.
 
2009-11-04 08:41:10 PM
NO matter what you do to it, it still lives in there.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-04 08:46:56 PM
don't understand
How about no. Too Jewish.

Oh, come on. How about a nasty little Jewish princess? With pink phony nails?
 
2009-11-04 08:57:11 PM
Oh, come on. How about a nasty little Jewish princess? With pink phony nails?

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...
 
2009-11-04 09:02:47 PM
ertznay: Oh, come on. How about a nasty little Jewish princess? With pink phony nails?

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...


being leveled

What Tacoma being leveled may look like.
 
2009-11-04 09:06:46 PM
Smitty, how's teh ghey?
 
2009-11-04 09:08:58 PM
Yes. She's like a lite version of Lisa Edelstein.

/Ha ha! That's probably the first time in her life she's been called the lite version of anyone!!!
 
2009-11-04 09:18:24 PM
ZeroCorpse: Yes. She's like a lite version of Lisa Edelstein.

/Ha ha! That's probably the first time in her life she's been called the lite version of anyone!!!


Whoa there tiger. Lisa Edelstein is infinitely more farkable than that ex fatty.

/mmm Cuddy and 13 sammich.
 
2009-11-04 09:19:21 PM
Six_By_Nine: Dufus: So "cougar" is the latest word for "batshiat crazy"?

I'm thinking yes.

Anyone with satellite radio may have been subjected to the ads for Rosie O'Donnell's station and the following quote:

"I'm 47. I have cougar potential."...


http://www.nightbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/donotwant_picard.jpg

I'm actually a fan of hers, but... ew. I was grossed out when Howard mentioned sending her a sybian.
 
2009-11-04 09:22:48 PM
ertznay: Oh, come on. How about a nasty little Jewish princess? With pink phony nails?

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...


With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums.

thumbnails.hulu.com

Two seventies pop culture references for the price of one. I told you my cousin Lenny could get us a such a deal!
 
2009-11-04 09:29:08 PM
Last year, (December 2008) Age 40.

images.teamsugar.com

Hot!
/Like the image.
 
2009-11-04 09:33:11 PM
I'd pee in her butt
 
2009-11-04 09:36:13 PM
I'd hit it. Repeatedly. Subby is gayer than a bag of dicks.
 
2009-11-04 09:39:43 PM
I'd have to say no for her sake. She now looks like Celine Dion, who I'd like to stab repeatedly for ruining the 90's for me.
 
2009-11-04 09:40:57 PM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: Yes I would without hesitation

you are a moron

Ricky?

Never.


I would leave my dead body to her...cause that's what a not wanted lesbo wannabe would have to settle for.
 
2009-11-04 09:44:23 PM
What Ricki Lake looks like:


celebritymound.smugmug.com


What subby probably looks like:
dfw01.umicache.com

Studman69mitter could only be so lucky.
 
2009-11-04 09:54:24 PM
She's rich and not too bad looking. I'd bang that until banging went out of style, and you would too.
 
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