WTF?

Banana.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

My mild headache just became an aneurysm.

Fails to parse.

/needs moar timecube

Hi, subby. Please pardon me for asking, but what the HELL are you talking about?

Someone is trying to hard.

I was told there would be no math!

Subby + Headline = Confusing? OK| Head + Desk = Headache ?Or|Not

...the f*ck?

I think someone is trying intentionally to do another train wreck like the Caught sayof.

the_rev: Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

Awesome. I JUST looked at that thread again today.

subby can count to potato

I think I see a majority of the headline cliches ever used on Fark.

/My God. It's full of Fail.

I felt a tense moonshine lick up the spine of common defractor resonance bursts. Callow shawl sat firmly within the strontium radius and caused the limerick to shell the apricots. Of course, Subby princed the labradores with aluminium cadbury plains. Melcotte velshutor manganese Gojira pencil. Antigone bled the scrapulous melcomprephuseics into the schleghnarf mandlecrumbs. If nobody even noticed the sloforks were schnipplegated, then yorkelfatz will splob the donklappers.

Ultimately, when the kildorgrapers spipple all over the wurniglakker, then stipularies will szblok blork mapglurg cerui werjiah rjnwq werahniowerq nuieruiser wrjr wrjkhsrakr njughufry tglsdhtn nhkyjdfkdf dhsyhgwrwqur vmopot rjutrhr on the llcsdrdrhf dryufr! Now, in all good conscience, can we afford to allow the cernril triejr rkiivsnbr to enauhrm dorywer on the jsdijir?

In my humble, yet nonetheless correct opinion, I say NO!

And I refuse to be quorpled from this haplibanter.

Anaxphone: GAT_00: Someone is trying to hard.

To hard what?

That's what she said!

I was trying to read that headline as a perl regex.

Mentat: I was trying to read that headline as a perl regex.

I'm not seeing any forward or back slashes in that, so that's a little confusing.

I seriously wondered if I suffered a stroke when I read that headline.

...

I'm still left wondering.


If I'm NOT suffering a stroke, this has to be a secret message of some kind...

... but is it for good... or for EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL?

Seth'n'Spectrum: Subby, I'm sorry but I have to ask, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This seems like a perfect response to the headline.

It's 'ok' subby. I have got stuff greenlit that had spelling errors or was otherwise messed up.
Of course, most of those were when I was high on pain killers after a knee surgery, drunk, or I submitted it after I took Ambian and didn't even realize I was up.

After reading your headline... I hope the surgery went well.

vermicious k'nid: I believe it is for AWESOME!

If it's for AWESOME, we must HARNESS its mighty power... but how???

reverbblue:
holy crap. this got greenlit?

The classic thing is I work with a guy who submitted a much simpler and direct headline for this link yesterday afternoon and it was red-lighted.

/not him

FTFA:

"People here aren't able to hold their drink, if they have one drink, they just continue until they're so drunk they want to hit someone," said Modesto Mendez, the mayor of the village.


Even though it's associated with a shiatty city in California, that's farking awesome name.