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(TMZ) Dumbass Carrie Prejean getting nothing in a settlement? Yeah, there's a sex tape because of that   (tmz.com) divider line 236
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2009-11-04 02:18:47 PM
Bookmarked
 
2009-11-04 02:21:20 PM
Isn't this another "family values" republican?
 
2009-11-04 02:22:06 PM
Solo act?

Did she fist herself or something? Beyond that, I don't see how it is memorable.
 
2009-11-04 02:23:37 PM
CPT Ethanolic: Isn't this another "family values" republican?

Thay're all whores for The Jesus
 
2009-11-04 02:24:06 PM
Hmmm...where are all the people who defended her and claimed she was only dethroned because of her religious views now?
 
2009-11-04 02:24:09 PM
We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career

Fun stuff.
 
2009-11-04 02:26:24 PM
TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy.

I don't know anything about TMZ. Is that even remotely plausible?
 
2009-11-04 02:30:55 PM
I'm mixed on this:

1) Her views should have never become public. That dickbag Perez shouldn't have asked a politically charged question.
2) Once public, had she not spoken at political events I honestly wouldn't begrudge her her opinion nearly as much, even though it's a retarded opinion.
3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.
 
2009-11-04 02:31:01 PM
I expect all Christians and Republicans to back her through this no matter what. She is human, and therefore fallible and forgiven.

That she was up to her wrists in her own cooter should make no difference.

She is a true believer, a child of God.
 
2009-11-04 02:31:04 PM
ne2d: TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy.

I don't know anything about TMZ. Is that even remotely plausible?


They probably didn't want to get sued - plus they don't really post adult stuff anyway
 
2009-11-04 02:32:59 PM
ne2d: TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy.

I don't know anything about TMZ. Is that even remotely plausible?


No. I think they don't want to deal with the lawsuit, but that's a lot more boring sounding. Plus racy solo act gets people speculating as to what orifices she's violating and with what.
 
2009-11-04 02:33:08 PM
And nobody here knows anybody at TMZ? Nobody here could possibly accidentally the whole video? Preferably to my inbox?

/eip
 
2009-11-04 02:33:20 PM
I Said:
Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.



But it's a good start.
 
2009-11-04 02:35:23 PM
I hope there was some lesbian action in the sex tape.
 
2009-11-04 02:35:55 PM
archanoid: And nobody here knows anybody at TMZ? Nobody here could possibly accidentally the whole video? Preferably to my inbox?

/eip


I think that's what she's doing in the sex tape.
 
2009-11-04 02:38:05 PM
It seems like every time Carrie thinks she has a win, something new is brought up. From the pageant-purchased fake rack to the nude modeling photos to this new video, she is constantly outdone.

I hope she keeps fighting. By the time this is done she'll be doing "One Girl, 15 Midgets, Nine Hyenas, Four Gallons of Krispy Kreme Batter, Seven defrocked Priests, 11 Mongolian Contortionists and Two Cups" at halftime of the Super Bowl.
 
2009-11-04 02:38:25 PM
okay TMZ now you've got our interest
 
2009-11-04 02:39:31 PM
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
2009-11-04 02:39:46 PM
sweetmelissa31: I hope there was some lesbian action in the sex tape.

I just gooed your profile.
 
2009-11-04 02:39:52 PM
Make with the video already.
 
2009-11-04 02:40:00 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves
I hope she keeps fighting. By the time this is done she'll be doing "One Girl, 15 Midgets, Nine Hyenas, Four Gallons of Krispy Kreme Batter, Seven defrocked Priests, 11 Mongolian Contortionists and Two Cups" at halftime of the Super Bowl.

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2009-11-04 02:40:43 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "One Girl, 15 Midgets, Nine Hyenas, Four Gallons of Krispy Kreme Batter, Seven defrocked Priests, 11 Mongolian Contortionists and Two Cups"

I recommend the director's cut of this film-it has the blooper reel.
 
2009-11-04 02:43:58 PM
I hope she's tweaking her nipples a lot, cuz rrrowr.
 
2009-11-04 02:44:20 PM
I Said: I think that's what she's doing in the sex tape.

I'd like to know. I remember TMZ mentioning this months ago. The *chans do nothing. I can't believe a sex tape of a minor "celebrity" has been kept under wraps for longer than a week.

I AM DISAPPOINT!

...and would like to know...

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
 
2009-11-04 02:44:23 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: ...she was up to her wrists in her own cooter...

That was sheer poetry.
 
2009-11-04 02:46:01 PM
The sex tape in itself isn't bad, but when you try to project yourself as being "pure as the driven snow", that tape can kind of put a damper on that!
 
2009-11-04 02:48:44 PM
Every female Republican I've ever known is a sick slut. I wonder why that is.
 
2009-11-04 02:51:01 PM
I Said: I'm mixed on this:

1) Her views should have never become public. That dickbag Perez shouldn't have asked a politically charged question.
2) Once public, had she not spoken at political events I honestly wouldn't begrudge her her opinion nearly as much, even though it's a retarded opinion.
3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.


Yep, yep and yep. Clusterfark all around right there.
 
2009-11-04 02:51:32 PM
Confabulat: Every female Republican Catholic girlI've ever known is a sick slut. I wonder why that is.

Fixed
 
2009-11-04 02:55:48 PM
archanoid: I Said: I think that's what she's doing in the sex tape.

I'd like to know. I remember TMZ mentioning this months ago. The *chans do nothing. I can't believe a sex tape of a minor "celebrity" has been kept under wraps for longer than a week.

I AM DISAPPOINT!

...and would like to know...

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?


lulz.

also, bookmark
 
2009-11-04 02:55:49 PM
I Said: I'm mixed on this:

1) Her views should have never become public. That dickbag Perez shouldn't have asked a politically charged question.
2) Once public, had she not spoken at political events I honestly wouldn't begrudge her her opinion nearly as much, even though it's a retarded opinion.
3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.


1) It almost felt me like a pre-arranged setup.

2) If she'd have kept to the terms of her contract, I wouldn't have any problem with her speaking anywhere her little heart desired.

3) It does make someone like her a hypocrite, though. If it were really a "private" sex tape, we'd never know it existed.
 
2009-11-04 02:57:20 PM
make me some tea: I Said: I'm mixed on this:

1) Her views should have never become public. That dickbag Perez shouldn't have asked a politically charged question.
2) Once public, had she not spoken at political events I honestly wouldn't begrudge her her opinion nearly as much, even though it's a retarded opinion.
3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.

Yep, yep and yep. Clusterfark all around right there.




To be fair, the winner (anyone remember her name without looking it up, anyone?) was asked a political question too, and managed to sail right through it.
 
2009-11-04 02:59:58 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "One Girl, 15 Midgets, Nine Hyenas, Four Gallons of Krispy Kreme Batter, Seven defrocked Priests, 11 Mongolian Contortionists and Two Cups" at halftime of the Super Bowl.

I am *so* singing that at holiday gatherings this Christmas!

/music: traditional
//lyrics: Mr. Coffee Nerves
 
2009-11-04 03:00:25 PM
Just because she made a sex tape doesn't make her wrong in stating that opposite marriage is unnatural and should not be allowed.
 
2009-11-04 03:06:24 PM
phaedrusiszen: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Let's repeat that...


HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
2009-11-04 03:06:55 PM
Action Replay Nick: Just because she made a sex tape doesn't make her wrong in stating that opposite marriage is unnatural and should not be allowed.

No, it just makes her slutty.
 
2009-11-04 03:08:05 PM
Action Replay Nick: Just because she made a sex tape doesn't make her wrong in stating that opposite marriage is unnatural and should not be allowed.


Maybe not, but it does make her a dumb whore and a hypocrite about being a good little Christian girl.
 
2009-11-04 03:09:07 PM
I Said: 3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.

Agreed, but it does make you an exhibitionist. And she's provably an attention whore.

Now, you want to make sex tapes, go right ahead but know two things:

1. Anything recorded on [insert media here] cannot and will not remain private forever. Make it, watch it, delete it.

2. If you intentionally seek out media attention for celebrity status, you're *INVITING* public scrutiny of your private business and therefore get what you deserve. It's part of the job description. Don't like it, stop whoring yourself out on TV and become a nurse, stewardess, librarian, wedding planner, or any other non-fame-seeking career.
 
2009-11-04 03:09:32 PM
AuntofDogface: The sex tape in itself isn't bad, but when you try to project yourself as being "pure as the driven snow", that tape can kind of put a damper on that!

Did she ever really try to do that? I didn't pay much attention to it, but I got the impression she was just some airhead who got used by the anti-SSM folks.
 
2009-11-04 03:19:20 PM
ne2d: Did she ever really try to do that?

Pure as the driven snow? No.
Of high moral character? Yes.
Of Conservative Christian Values? Yes.
Persecuted for those things? Yes.

All of which is laughable.
 
2009-11-04 03:32:01 PM
I Said: I'm mixed on this:

1) Her views should have never become public. That dickbag Perez shouldn't have asked a politically charged question.
2) Once public, had she not spoken at political events I honestly wouldn't begrudge her her opinion nearly as much, even though it's a retarded opinion.
3) It's extremely shiatty for someone to get a hold of another persons private sex tape and release it. Making a sex tape doesn't make you a bad person, a whore, or immoral.


whatever. All she had to do was fulfill contractual obligations, like everyone else does. She chose to "I do wha' I want" she was fired. Quite frankly, she f*cked herself.
 
2009-11-04 03:37:55 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Quite frankly, she f*cked herself.

Sounds like what TMZ says her sex tape is like. Giggity.
 
2009-11-04 03:42:40 PM
Hender: Uchiha_Cycliste: Quite frankly, she f*cked herself.

Sounds like what TMZ says her sex tape is like. Giggity.


I just HAD to slip that in there ;)
 
2009-11-04 03:44:20 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Hender: Uchiha_Cycliste: Quite frankly, she f*cked herself.

Sounds like what TMZ says her sex tape is like. Giggity.

I just HAD to slip that in there ;)


Giggity goo.
 
2009-11-04 03:47:29 PM
Hender: Uchiha_Cycliste: Hender: Uchiha_Cycliste: Quite frankly, she f*cked herself.

Sounds like what TMZ says her sex tape is like. Giggity.

I just HAD to slip that in there ;)

Giggity goo.


Looks like I came at the right time.
 
2009-11-04 04:00:39 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Looks like I came at the right time.

Is there a wrong time to come?

/Frankie sez "relax."
 
2009-11-04 04:01:10 PM
The Onanist: Uchiha_Cycliste: Looks like I came at the right time.

Is there a wrong time to come?

/Frankie sez "relax."


Ask Onan.
 
2009-11-04 04:01:54 PM
holy crap you are Onan... well, is there a wrong time?
 
2009-11-04 04:04:36 PM
I hope every one of the 299,483 douchebags who opposed gay marriage in Maine have similar consequences.
 
2009-11-04 04:06:12 PM
So... anybody got a link?
 
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