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(Celebslam) Obvious Lindsay Lohan's exes get together to compare war stories, rashes   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 15
More: Obvious, Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama, Samantha Ronson, Chateau Marmont, vaginas, dating  
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2009-11-04 06:13:31 PM
Who? x3
 
2009-11-04 06:42:34 PM
Do you think these two swap war stories about dating Lindsay Lohan whenever they see each other?

Wilmer: "By the time we broke up, I could easily fit a grapefruit up Lindsay. It was really something. She's a total circus freak."

Samantha: "Wow that must have been a long long time ago. A few weeks ago, I actually slept in her vagina."
 
2009-11-04 06:44:04 PM
The one who insists
He was first in the line
Is the last to
Remember her name
He's walking around
In this dress
That she wore
She is gone
But the joke's the same
 
2009-11-04 06:45:02 PM
Hey, its Fez!
 
2009-11-04 06:46:14 PM
Wow, the writing on that blog is pretty sick. I didn't realize big vag jokes had gone mainstream.
 
2009-11-04 07:31:49 PM
Why the fark does that moron have a damn doo-rag in his back pocket? Yeah, Fez is in a gang.

*rollseyes*
 
2009-11-04 07:49:52 PM
That was pretty funny. If you're 13.
 
2009-11-04 07:51:43 PM
DangerDoom: Why the fark does that moron have a damn doo-rag in his back pocket? Yeah, Fez is in a gang.

*rollseyes*


According to the gay hanky code that means he's an S&M bottom.

Considering he was Lindsay's beard... and dated Hilary Duff, who seems kinda dykey to me... I'm putting Wilmer in the "maybe gaybe" category
 
2009-11-04 09:15:45 PM
Serious question:

I'm looking for picks for my deadpool and someone suggested Lindsey. Any thoughts?
 
2009-11-04 09:33:32 PM
Good Behavior Day: Serious question:

I'm looking for picks for my deadpool and someone suggested Lindsey. Any thoughts?


It's possible she could go out in a terrible car accident but I think drug overdose is unlikely.

She doesn't strike me as the suicide type either. She appears to like being young and famous too much to die while she's still getting tons of press.
 
2009-11-04 10:09:00 PM
bobbette: Good Behavior Day: Serious question:

I'm looking for picks for my deadpool and someone suggested Lindsey. Any thoughts?

It's possible she could go out in a terrible car accident but I think drug overdose is unlikely.

She doesn't strike me as the suicide type either. She appears to like being young and famous too much to die while she's still getting tons of press.


It seems like these party skanks are indestructible (Anna Nicole notwithstanding), but Lindsey seems to be really burning the candle from both ends. I don't know if she's partying enough to go all River Phoenix on us.
 
2009-11-04 10:24:37 PM
laist.com
 
2009-11-04 10:31:29 PM
Good Behavior Day: bobbette: Good Behavior Day: Serious question:

I'm looking for picks for my deadpool and someone suggested Lindsey. Any thoughts?

It's possible she could go out in a terrible car accident but I think drug overdose is unlikely.

She doesn't strike me as the suicide type either. She appears to like being young and famous too much to die while she's still getting tons of press.

It seems like these party skanks are indestructible (Anna Nicole notwithstanding), but Lindsey seems to be really burning the candle from both ends. I don't know if she's partying enough to go all River Phoenix on us.


If she was going to OD it probably would have been after Ronson stopped returning her calls completely. Her typing seemed beyond farked up when she was tweeting the "substantian" stuff. I once was so wasted I managed to get to my computer and typed a "If someone finds my dead body... I'm really sorry, there must have been something in my drink" thing after getting home (actually, I once was so wasted I posted on Fark for like six years) and the next day, it was much more coherent than that.
 
2009-11-05 01:11:17 PM
This Lohan feeding frenzy is getting pretty nauseating. Every day it seems the media reports on her newest low. Clearly she has made a mess of things - she was never that bright (she has a seven year old's grasp of the language) and her parents are psychopaths so it isn't surprising. She is an easy/cheap target - the jokes aren't funny anymore. I imagine she will o.d. any day now - no doubt TMZ will have live coverage.
 
2009-11-06 11:44:59 AM
Insomnambulant: That was pretty funny. If you're 13.

Then you must have snorted milk out of your nose eh, Poindexter ?
 
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