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(Canoe)   Best mother/daughter shaming you'll see today   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 261
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2009-11-04 12:13:15 PM
FTFA: "The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law."

Yes, because the most important thing to do to a child after a couple of rotten, selfish ho-bags have stolen her birthday present is to make her feel worse by making her feel like she's being punished for having something done TO her.

Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!
 
2009-11-04 12:18:27 PM
Boritom: FTFA: "The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law."

Yes, because the most important thing to do to a child after a couple of rotten, selfish ho-bags have stolen her birthday present is to make her feel worse by making her feel like she's being punished for having something done TO her.

Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!


Being driven somewhere by your mother is punishment? Suddenly I feel lucky about my relationship with my parents.
 
2009-11-04 12:25:32 PM
Yay for justice!

I'm sure the mother is driving her daughter by for a little more than a lesson about obeying the law, and who can blame her - I would.
 
2009-11-04 12:33:51 PM
Right. Because in our society, where vapid attention whores compete shamelessly for exposure on reality television or YouTube; where drunk and shirtless men agree to have their inebriated arrests aired on Cops and car thieves have their own show; where people get on the news and rake in bankable notoriety simply because they know how to combine fellatio and video cameras; public shaming remains an effective deterrent.
 
2009-11-04 12:46:04 PM
Welcome to the GOP's America*

*Unless you're a member of the party; then you can do what you want without consequence.
 
2009-11-04 12:53:04 PM
Boritom: FTFA: "The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law."

Yes, because the most important thing to do to a child after a couple of rotten, selfish ho-bags have stolen her birthday present is to make her feel worse by making her feel like she's being punished for having something done TO her.

Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!


D... Uh... What?
 
2009-11-04 01:12:47 PM
In this photo provided by the Bedford County, Pa. District Attorney's Office, Evelyn Border (left) and Tina Griekspoor (right) is seen holding a sign in front of the Bedford County courthouse in Bedford, Pa. Tuesday Nov. 3, 2009.

Clue to Canoe: When describing plural subjects you should use "are", not "is". Is our journalists learning?
 
2009-11-04 01:34:57 PM
Boritom: Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!

that's right boritom, you'd better not tell anyone.
 
2009-11-04 01:35:49 PM
i plan on seeing much worse mother/daughter shaming later tonight
 
2009-11-04 01:45:54 PM
GoDawgs!: i plan on seeing much worse mother/daughter shaming later tonight

i don't think this beats the mother/daughter shaming from the link yesterday where the husband and wife got in a fight because he told her that her daughter gave better head than her.
 
2009-11-04 01:56:13 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Boritom: FTFA: "The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law."

Yes, because the most important thing to do to a child after a couple of rotten, selfish ho-bags have stolen her birthday present is to make her feel worse by making her feel like she's being punished for having something done TO her.

Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!

D... Uh... What?


I'd be pretty traumatized if my mother forced me to watch my rapist get raped.

Or something like that.
 
2009-11-04 02:06:01 PM
thomps: GoDawgs!: i plan on seeing much worse mother/daughter shaming later tonight

i don't think this beats the mother/daughter shaming from the link yesterday where the husband and wife got in a fight because he told her that her daughter gave better head than her.


some women just don't appreciate honesty.
 
2009-11-04 02:18:24 PM
Did anybody else read that as mother/daughter shaving?
 
2009-11-04 02:19:35 PM
CrankMyBlueSax: Did anybody else read that as mother/daughter shaving?

Makes sense... they're in beaver country after all!
 
2009-11-04 02:20:10 PM
I would've took the jail time.
 
2009-11-04 02:20:38 PM
GoDawgs!: i plan on seeing much worse mother/daughter shaming later tonight

this.

if i don't watch, they don't learn anything
 
2009-11-04 02:21:31 PM
www.galacticpoo.com

/hot and censored
 
2009-11-04 02:21:53 PM
Pocket Ninja: Right. Because in our society, where vapid attention whores compete shamelessly for exposure on reality television or YouTube; where drunk and shirtless men agree to have their inebriated arrests aired on Cops and car thieves have their own show; where people get on the news and rake in bankable notoriety simply because they know how to combine fellatio and video cameras; public shaming remains an effective deterrent.

... Oh my God, this is sooo effing true.
 
2009-11-04 02:22:10 PM
Boritom: FTFA: "The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law."

Yes, because the most important thing to do to a child after a couple of rotten, selfish ho-bags have stolen her birthday present is to make her feel worse by making her feel like she's being punished for having something done TO her.

Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!


ahh...er... what?
 
2009-11-04 02:23:00 PM
Subby is dead wrong. I've been to /b/ today.
 
2009-11-04 02:23:03 PM
Awww. I was hoping for another kind of shaming. Then I RTFA, saw said mother and daughter and am glad what I was thinking of didn't happen.

Oh well. At least this guy approves:

www.grimshaworigin.org
 
2009-11-04 02:23:20 PM
I was really hoping for a boner provocation. Nothing.
 
2009-11-04 02:23:29 PM
wait, you mean a news outlet actually investigated the source of these signs before jizzing themselves just to post the pictures on the intarwebs?
 
2009-11-04 02:23:30 PM
I was expecting a story about Amish ladies.
 
2009-11-04 02:23:47 PM
GODawgs- I'm with you on this one. I too will be seeing a lot more mother/daughter shaming tonight.

This article wasn't even remotely pirn-related.

I can't fap to this!!!
cnews.canoe.ca
 
2009-11-04 02:24:00 PM
I was hoping for a different kind of mother/daughter shaming.

/is that wrong?
 
2009-11-04 02:24:06 PM
This happened at Wal*Mart? What is happening to this country? That place just oozes class.

/Or does it drip?
 
2009-11-04 02:24:11 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Welcome to the GOP's America*

*Unless you're a member of the party; then you can do what you want without consequence.


Im pretty sure that we're in the middle of trying to get a slew of democratic political figures to be consequenced for avoiding taxes. But you're right, it's only the GOP who have the "Follow the rules" double standard.

/due to your apparent rectal-cranial inversion I'll let you know that I'm being sarcastic.
 
mhd
2009-11-04 02:24:35 PM
One step closer to bringing back the pillory. Public flogging just around the corner...

/I've got a well-developed sense of Schadenfreude, but this just feels wrong.
 
2009-11-04 02:24:45 PM
Way Worse Than Normal: I was hoping for a different kind of mother/daughter shaming.

No. The headline is wrong. I'm really pissed at Subby.
 
2009-11-04 02:24:48 PM
Boritom: Thanks, Ma. Remind me not to even tell you if I ever get raped!

You only said "rape" once. Do you not like rape?

www.ratemyeverything.net
 
2009-11-04 02:25:27 PM
Boritom is proof that some people will type anything to get the Boobies in a thread
 
2009-11-04 02:25:35 PM
thomps: that's right boritom, you'd better not tell anyone.

it's not news, it's gangfark.com

/our little secret
 
2009-11-04 02:25:56 PM
In exchange for jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday.

So they agreed to hold the signs so that they could receive jail time in return? Oh wait, the author meant 'instead of'.
 
2009-11-04 02:26:02 PM
Why did they both get charged? Does it take 2 people to steal a gift card?
 
2009-11-04 02:26:03 PM
Way Worse Than Normal: I was hoping for a different kind of mother/daughter shaming.

/is that wrong?


I read it as shaving and got REALLY excited!
 
2009-11-04 02:26:31 PM
poot_rootbeer: /hot and censored

yo check out this guy, he hates everybody!

/god i love tbs
 
2009-11-04 02:27:10 PM
good for the judge. more public shaming. less crime.
 
2009-11-04 02:27:37 PM
mhd: One step closer to bringing back the pillory. Public flogging just around the corner...

/I've got a well-developed sense of Schadenfreude, but this just feels wrong.


I know, right. I thought Obama had outlawed shame as part of the omnibus "We Will Not Allow You To Fail Even Though You Should" legislation?

/figured I'd troll along.
 
2009-11-04 02:27:46 PM
HAHA! I shoulda known I'd meet the filter monster!

EZ Writer: This happened at Wal*Mart? What is happening to this country? That place just oozes class.

/Or does it drip?


depends on the disease
 
2009-11-04 02:28:23 PM
i178.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-04 02:28:39 PM
Way Worse Than Normal: I was hoping for a different kind of mother/daughter shaming.

/is that wrong?


You were hoping they were holding the signs naked? Why do you want to punish the rest of us?

Thanks, Your Honor.
 
2009-11-04 02:29:19 PM
Wouldn't a public caning be more appropriate?
/ugh...walmart people.
 
2009-11-04 02:30:15 PM
Pocket Ninja: Right. Because in our society, where vapid attention whores compete shamelessly for exposure on reality television or YouTube; where drunk and shirtless men agree to have their inebriated arrests aired on Cops and car thieves have their own show; where people get on the news and rake in bankable notoriety simply because they know how to combine fellatio and video cameras; public shaming remains an effective deterrent.

Especially to someone who was willing to steal from a 9-year olds birthday card to start with.
 
2009-11-04 02:30:26 PM
Hmm... what to say, what to say....

I just have a massive headache from reading the "space elevator" forum...
 
2009-11-04 02:31:00 PM
Wait, this is Canada? Shouldn't they also have a sign in French?
 
2009-11-04 02:31:57 PM
Luckily this can't happen to me, since I'm an American and we have rules against cruel and unusual punishments.
 
2009-11-04 02:32:00 PM
I read "sharing" and thought it was one of those "milf and daughter" websites.
 
2009-11-04 02:32:02 PM
It is good press but a waste of time.

You cannot destroy the dignity of a person who has no dignity,
and you cannot injure the self-respect of a person who has no self-respect.

Like telling me I am thoroughly unqualified to be the Pope; definitely true, but why give a shirt?
 
2009-11-04 02:32:14 PM
Why y'all dogging WalMart? WalMart rocks! Scantily clad teenage milfs; 34-year-old peroxided grandmothers flashing cleavage that hasn't yet collapsed under the mammary weight. I. Love. WalMart.
 
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