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(People Magazine) Silly According to Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart is a unique, special, delicate, perfect fragile flower of a friend who feels his pain and holds him when he cries   (people.com) divider line 82
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whistleridge [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 09:42:18 AM
My roommate downloaded a porn the other day called "New Poon". For whatever reason, that still makes me chuckle.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 12:20:02 PM
That guy has a weird face. It's like his face is constantly in danger of falling off of his head.
 
IrateShadow
2009-11-04 12:31:38 PM
She looks exaclty like this really easy girl that was on my bus in high school.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 12:36:13 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but those pictures of Kristen Stewart made me feel funny in my pants.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 01:20:04 PM
He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:
img.photobucket.com
 
Red Mundus
2009-11-04 02:13:09 PM
I eagerly await the Linsey Lohan-inspired drug binge and downfall from Ms. Stewart any day now.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2009-11-04 02:15:08 PM
Is it just me or does he look permanently constipated? Honestly, I just can't figure out what it is about his face that leaves me wondering why I'm reminded of a dog that can't poop.
 
fritopendejo
2009-11-04 02:16:20 PM
he always looks like he's drinking a really thick, invisible milkshake.

/or he's a jersey guido
//or he's zoolander
 
NASAM
2009-11-04 02:22:09 PM
i224.photobucket.com
 
WFern
2009-11-04 02:22:53 PM
Mentat: That guy has a weird face. It's like his face is constantly in danger of falling off of his head.

I've always thought he looks as though his face was smashed in with a frying pan.

I'm no Adonis myself, but geez.
 
WFern
2009-11-04 02:23:54 PM
Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

W-... What the f@ck?
 
luckcat
2009-11-04 02:24:04 PM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Is it just me or does he look permanently constipated? Honestly, I just can't figure out what it is about his face that leaves me wondering why I'm reminded of a dog that can't poop.

dlisted.com

Must be from all the corn he eats.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 02:24:50 PM
Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.
 
KiesteredBeetle
2009-11-04 02:26:34 PM
He looks like a serial rapist.
 
unfarkingbelievable
2009-11-04 02:30:18 PM
Pray tell, when is this Twilight crap going to finally die -- and this Pattinson douche along with it???
 
Pxtl
2009-11-04 02:32:28 PM
Quasar: Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.

Take another look. They don't have to. The mouth section is copied onto the inside as the thicker panel in the panties.
 
acaciaavenue
2009-11-04 02:34:09 PM
unfarkingbelievable: Pray tell, when is this Twilight crap going to finally die -- and this Pattinson douche along with it???

In about 7 years. Enjoy.
 
Amirite
2009-11-04 02:34:34 PM
I would like to penis her.
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2009-11-04 02:36:09 PM
According to Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart is a unique, special, delicate, perfect fragile flower of a friend who feels his pain and holds him when he cries

jaredude.files.wordpress.com
Well isn't that special.
 
LeroyBourne
2009-11-04 02:37:00 PM
NASAM

You saw Twilight.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2009-11-04 02:37:15 PM
Because that's what gay men want in a woman...
 
NASAM
2009-11-04 02:42:49 PM
LeroyBourne: NASAM

You saw Twilight.

No, but I know enough about it to know that that would've been a much better ending.

Bonus: No sequels.
 
hick_town
2009-11-04 02:42:58 PM
Pxtl: Quasar: Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.

Take another look. They don't have to. The mouth section is copied onto the inside as the thicker panel in the panties.

I cannot describe the level of horror this has given to me. And on an unrelated note, I have a new gift to give to a lot of Ann Rice fans.
 
San Francisco Values
2009-11-04 02:46:25 PM
Pxtl: Quasar: Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.

Take another look. They don't have to. The mouth section is copied onto the inside as the thicker panel in the panties.

I guess that's how he drinks blood.
 
stacylambert
2009-11-04 02:47:11 PM
Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:



Actually, they're not real. Some lady from a site that makes fun of Twilight had them made as a joke.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-04 02:48:23 PM
Said it before, I'll say it again.

I'm not gay/queer/fagusexual/homo/butt buddies and I have kind of an idea of what women find attractive.


But Rob Pattinson goes against everything I've observed/concluded.
 
usttsdw
2009-11-04 02:51:37 PM
San Francisco Values: Pxtl: Quasar: Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.

Take another look. They don't have to. The mouth section is copied onto the inside as the thicker panel in the panties.

I guess that's how he drinks blood.

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.
 
emocomputerjock
2009-11-04 02:52:46 PM
San Francisco Values: Pxtl: Quasar: Walker: He's a sparkly vampire! And now underage girls can have his mouth on their vaginas.
These are real and he needs to take a seat over there:

You can bet they all wear them inside-out.

Take another look. They don't have to. The mouth section is copied onto the inside as the thicker panel in the panties.

I guess that's how he drinks blood.

IIRC, that's what happened to Lestat. I never finished that book or series.
 
IXI Jim IXI
2009-11-04 02:53:23 PM
San Francisco Values: I guess that's how he drinks blood.

Well, there's a whole puddle of win right there...
 
DeadZone
2009-11-04 02:54:34 PM
Who?
 
Gangway Fathead
2009-11-04 02:58:33 PM
Red Mundus: I eagerly await the Linsey Lohan-inspired drug binge and downfall from Ms. Stewart any day now.

Why? She's great in Adventureland. It's the only thing I've seen her in, but she seems talented and purty in a very "I don't sleep much" kind of way.
 
Tigggy
2009-11-04 03:01:18 PM
I have to admit, at certain angles, he's hot as fark.

//I'm just sayin'... 7 ways from Sunday and then some
 
Mentalpatient87
2009-11-04 03:05:07 PM
Tigggy: I have to admit, at certain angles, he's hot as fark.

//I'm just sayin'... 7 ways from Sunday and then some

www.hollywoodriot.com
Your dream guy?
 
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes
2009-11-04 03:09:33 PM
He looks like he's just coming out of a 3 day xanax and booze bender.
 
2chris2
2009-11-04 03:16:11 PM
I'll just leave this here.

i38.tinypic.com
 
Pucca
2009-11-04 03:24:25 PM
I personally can't wait for the Breaking Dawn movie when he bites open Bella's uterus to get the baby out. Good times for everyone!
 
Moonraper
2009-11-04 03:24:48 PM
Hooray! I finally have an excuse to post this picture:

i131.photobucket.com
 
Tigggy
2009-11-04 03:29:43 PM
Mentalpatient87: Tigggy: I have to admit, at certain angles, he's hot as fark.

//I'm just sayin'... 7 ways from Sunday and then some


Your dream guy?

HAHA,really. REALLY? That would be a Negative!
 
Ipecac1974
2009-11-04 03:40:25 PM
BSA awesome Bike.
 
queenb4biatch [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 03:57:34 PM
According to Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart is a unique, special, delicate, perfect fragile flower of a friend who feels his pain and holds him when he cries

so she's a fag-hag...
 
Hoo Hoo 2
2009-11-04 03:58:58 PM
"She looks exaclty like this really easy girl that was on my bus in high school."

Lucky you.
 
mrsdish
2009-11-04 04:16:14 PM
I would trample my mother to make out with Rob. The flip side is...she would probably trample me to do the same, as would my Gram, who said "My that is a handsome fella!" She's adorable...back off.
 
bstud
2009-11-04 04:20:28 PM
Pucca: I personally can't wait for the Breaking Dawn movie when he bites open Bella's uterus to get the baby out. Good times for everyone!

I hope it's in IMAX 3D
 
Mentalpatient87
2009-11-04 04:22:09 PM
mrsdish: I would trample my mother to make out with Rob. The flip side is...she would probably trample me to do the same, as would my Gram, who said "My that is a handsome fella!" She's adorable...back off.

Really? Maybe I need to smash my face into something jagged for a while and I'll be pulling pussy across generations!
 
hogans
2009-11-04 04:25:26 PM
www.foxnews.com

Did anyone else read that as Pat Robertson?

I was very confused, while awaiting another "I have sinned" style speech.
 
Gangway Fathead
2009-11-04 04:30:32 PM
hogans: Did anyone else read that as Pat Robertson?

I was very confused, while awaiting another "I have sinned" style speech.

Every time I see this guy's name in print I think they're talking about the author of "Along Came A Spider."
 
melaniethepanda [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 04:34:57 PM
I want that underwear.
 
que lastima
2009-11-04 04:42:24 PM
he is very odd-looking
 
Marshal805
2009-11-04 04:51:50 PM
acaciaavenue: unfarkingbelievable: Pray tell, when is this Twilight crap going to finally die -- and this Pattinson douche along with it???

In about 7 years. Enjoy.

Any chance we can speed that up?
 
beelzebubba76
2009-11-04 04:56:47 PM
que lastima: he is very odd-looking

I'm pretty odd-looking too ... but hey, I'm not a celeb.

/I have that in my favor.
 
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