Another show where they try and make her "Greg". Imagine my excitement.

It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

I haven't seen this show, is it really as bad as Fark seems to think it is?

You know, I was flipping through channels last night and just saw that she was on another sitcom. When will networks stop trying with this chick. SHE. IS. NOT. FUNNY. Or all that hot. Stop it.

Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

Yeah, but I'd like to see her back on 2.5 Men.

I don't know why, but I find her teh hawt. Could be those long, long legs, those nice boobies... naw, that couldn't be it.

Guess I'll start this: Possibly NSFW (new window)

I love her new show, 'Abortion Doesn't Exist.' That's essentially what it's about, right? Just more wish fulfillment for Middle American jackasses who wasted their lives and now want to escape to some magical fantasy world where hot women are attracted to stupid men and getting knocked up without protection leads to marital bliss? Oh, and it means that the God wants them to hook up for the sake of their child?

And it's okay since they're both white. If they were anything but the Annointed Color, then it would just be more welfare, hm?

I can't stand any show that has a laugh track. If the show was actually funny, they wouldn't need one.

Holy cow is that an accurate headline

Guntram Shatterhand: I love her new show, 'Abortion Doesn't Exist.' That's essentially what it's about, right? Just more wish fulfillment for Middle American jackasses who wasted their lives and now want to escape to some magical fantasy world where hot women are attracted to stupid men and getting knocked up without protection leads to marital bliss? Oh, and it means that the God wants them to hook up for the sake of their child?

And it's okay since they're both white. If they were anything but the Annointed Color, then it would just be more welfare, hm?

Just watch Lifetime if you want to see the opposite. Overweight, annoying women and fairly attractive men marry and have kids. That actually may be closer to the truth and therefore more scary.

just_intonation: I don't know why, but I find her teh hawt. Could be those long, long legs, those nice boobies... naw, that couldn't be it.

I'll be in my bunk.

I tried to watch it once because it happened to be on, I finally got around to watching Extras recently, and I heard Maggie was on this show. I think I made it through one scene before moving on.

limpbalzak: I tried to watch it once because it happened to be on, I finally got around to watching Extras recently, and I heard Maggie was on this show. I think I made it through one scene before moving on.

She left Ugly Betty for this abortion? I weep for her and her gollywog.

Xenu commands it!

Is she married to an elephant?
/and her dad is an ivory hunter

I hate Oingo Boingo.

Guntram Shatterhand: I love her new show, 'Abortion Doesn't Exist.' That's essentially what it's about, right? Just more wish fulfillment for Middle American jackasses who wasted their lives and now want to escape to some magical fantasy world where hot women are attracted to stupid men and getting knocked up without protection leads to marital bliss? Oh, and it means that the God wants them to hook up for the sake of their child?

And it's okay since they're both white. If they were anything but the Annointed Color, then it would just be more welfare, hm?

Umm... not really. She chose to keep it because she was getting old and might not have another chance to have kids. Not for any moral reason. In fact, she may have subconsciously gotten knocked up on purpose because she wanted to have kids.

The father isn't all that much of an idiot either... his friend fills that idiocy quota for the show.

But hey, you're summary was a great example of someone making a judgement after watching a single commercial!

just_intonation: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

Yeah, but I'd like to see her back on 2.5 Men.

I don't know why, but I find her teh hawt. Could be those long, long legs, those nice boobies... naw, that couldn't be it.

Guess I'll start this: Possibly NSFW (new window)


When was she ever on 2.5 men?

I have an idea for a sitcom called "Jeffrey Dahmer and Greg".

Or it might actually be a cooking show.

Someone post the obligatory hot/crazy graph with Neil Patrick Harris.

/too lazy to GIS today.

James72: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

There's the last 30 minutes of House.

But without watching the first 30 minutes that's no good...

tricycleracer: I hate Oingo Boingo.

ha!

she is related to danny elfman, isn't she?

Telos: James72: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

There's the last 30 minutes of House.

But without watching the first 30 minutes that's no good...

why not? every episode of house is essentially the same...can't be hard to jump in on the middle of the formula

/loves that house, md program

tricycleracer: I hate Oingo Boingo.

I was struck by lightning
Walking down the street
I was hit by something last night
In my sleep
It's a dead mans party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's coming leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

/That post got this stuck in my head, now it's stuck in yours.

bungle_jr: why not? every episode of house is essentially the same...can't be hard to jump in on the middle of the formula

If I had a choice between a single episode of house or the entire season or that Jenna Elfman show, I'm choosing the single episode of house. I just don't find her funny, and she is hot yea, but not hot enough to be not funny and carry a tv show.

She's on my "gag it and tag it" list, right between Ashlee Simpson and Kathy Griffin.

bungle_jr: tricycleracer: I hate Oingo Boingo.

ha!

she is related to danny elfman, isn't she?

Her husband is Danny's nephew, or something like that.

it's entertaining 30m between the two other shows I care about. I actually enjoyed rules of engagement and was disappointed that it didn't come back.

TheGreatGazoo: I can't stand any show that has a laugh track. If the show was actually funny, they wouldn't need one.

Are there actually still shows with laugh tracks?!

I'm usually ready for some football at that in that time slot.

/do find her hot but all Scientology

tboucher: it's entertaining 30m between the two other shows I care about. I actually enjoyed rules of engagement and was disappointed that it didn't come back.

It's coming back midseason 2010.

I'm still waiting for my Jenna Elfman/Lauren Graham sandwich.

/been waiting a while.
//probably will be waiting a while longer.

Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

It's not better than the Patrick Warburton/Stupid Husband show that CBS used to run on Monday nights.

CowboyNinjaD: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

It's not better than the Patrick Warburton/Stupid Husband show that CBS used to run on Monday nights.

Yes, yes it is. I actually used to just do something else rather than watch that...

She's the only star I really can't watch because of her religion.

WHAT'S YOUR CRIME?! DID YOU RAPE A BABY?!!!!

Telos: In fact, she may have subconsciously gotten knocked up on purpose because she wanted to have kids.

you mean it was accidentally on purpose? GTFO!!!

Telos: CowboyNinjaD: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

It's not better than the Patrick Warburton/Stupid Husband show that CBS used to run on Monday nights.

Yes, yes it is. I actually used to just do something else rather than watch that...


Since you wrote yes twice like you were speaking in a patronizing tone then you must be right.

Telos: CowboyNinjaD: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

It's not better than the Patrick Warburton/Stupid Husband show that CBS used to run on Monday nights.

Yes, yes it is. I actually used to just do something else rather than watch that...

you're wrong. patrick warburton is awesome...(in a joe swanson voice) AWESOOOMMMMEEEE!!!! and i just can't bring myself to watch jenna in anything other than dharhmah (never know where the h goes) & greg and that decent little movie she did with ed norton & ben stiller where she straps a vibrating cell phone to her inner thigh.

does thomas gibson ever smile on criminal minds?

Telos: James72: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

There's the last 30 minutes of House.

But without watching the first 30 minutes that's no good...

* Case of the Week (CotW) gets sick
* Credits
* Commercials
* House spars with Cuddy/Wilson
* House and crew gets case
* First diagnosis
* Crew debate which tests
* B-plot with one of the Cottages
* Commercials
* First tests prove negative
* More sparring with Cuddy/Wilson
* More diagnosis, more tests
* Tests initially prove successful, then patient crashes
* Commercials

That should do it.

CowboyNinjaD: Telos: CowboyNinjaD: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

It's not better than the Patrick Warburton/Stupid Husband show that CBS used to run on Monday nights.

Yes, yes it is. I actually used to just do something else rather than watch that...


Since you wrote yes twice like you were speaking in a patronizing tone then you must be right.

Umm... 'k? Since you're being dismissive you must be right? :roll:

donzamboni: Telos: In fact, she may have subconsciously gotten knocked up on purpose because she wanted to have kids.

you mean it was accidentally on purpose? GTFO!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

OtherLittleGuy: Telos: James72: Telos: It's better than anything else on between HIMYM and 2.5 Men/BBT...

There's the last 30 minutes of House.

But without watching the first 30 minutes that's no good...

* Case of the Week (CotW) gets sick
* Credits
* Commercials
* House spars with Cuddy/Wilson
* House and crew gets case
* First diagnosis
* Crew debate which tests
* B-plot with one of the Cottages
* Commercials
* First tests prove negative
* More sparring with Cuddy/Wilson
* More diagnosis, more tests
* Tests initially prove successful, then patient crashes
* Commercials

That should do it.

yep, pretty much spot on for every episode
but they are such pros at the formula, i can't not watch

CowboyNinjaD: Since you wrote yes twice...

He really likes Yes.


/hot

Jenna Elfman is just a cheaper, blonde knock-off of Hillary Swank

I like the show. It forces me to get up and wash the dishes, walk the dog, clean the toilet with a toothbrush, etc., anything to get away from that bint and the laugh-track heavy show.