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(Some Guy)		Even though he appears drunk and he's bleeding, and his car is overturned in a ditch, man tells deputy that there's no way to prove he was driving. Then he bites the deputy (kitsapsun.com)		26
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wejash

2009-11-04 01:37:15 AM

Well, obviously the next step is to bite the deputy. It's the only option if there is no large pink giraffe to bite.

It's in the rules, man. It's in the rules.

Cagey B

2009-11-04 01:46:55 AM

The last part of the headline is more humorous than it ought to be.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-11-04 01:57:01 AM

From the article: "When the deputy took a picture of the suspect's injury, the man lunged, biting the officer's right arm above the armpit."

Maybe he's just not that photogenic?

:-/

CruiserTwelve

2009-11-04 02:18:51 AM

He was supposed to bite the sheriff. He was not supposed to bite the deputy.

Archie Goodwin

2009-11-04 06:46:18 AM

CruiserTwelve: He was supposed to bite the sheriff. He was not supposed to bite the deputy.

No, he was supposed to shoot the sheriff.

ZAZ

2009-11-04 07:33:49 AM

Of course he wasn't driving. He was drunk. It's illegal to drive while drunk.

biting the officer's right arm above the armpit.

Once you are above the armpit, you are in the shoulder area rather than the arm area.

Inihilus

2009-11-04 07:39:36 AM

Maybe he missed the juicy, delicious braaaaaaains?

mikemc3

2009-11-04 07:44:59 AM

"When the deputy took a picture of the suspect's injury, the man lunged, biting the officer's right arm above the armpit."

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And so the Zombie Apocalypse begins....

Cashew

2009-11-04 07:54:06 AM

Tada!

Sybarite

2009-11-04 07:59:45 AM

Drinking always makes me hungry.

TheGogmagog

2009-11-04 08:16:29 AM

Did Shots with the sherif.
But I did not bite the deputy.

/amateur, dnrtfa

cleveoh

2009-11-04 08:24:10 AM

Was this part of a well thought out strategy on his part or was it more of an "Oh hell, I'm screwed anyway, might as well" kind of thing?

Nick Nostril

2009-11-04 08:25:43 AM

skinink

2009-11-04 08:32:44 AM

The guy must be a Farker, because biting the cop shows that the man likes bacon.

Sawyer County

2009-11-04 08:35:16 AM

Dad?

LoneVVolf

2009-11-04 08:52:40 AM

That's interesting. If a citizen tries to take a picture of the police arresting someone, they come beat his ass and take the camera. If a citizen protests (admittedly violently) the police taking his picture, they arrest him.

d1jeditech

2009-11-04 08:53:34 AM

Got my lobo....

biggestdog420

2009-11-04 08:59:48 AM

i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.

sserge1563

2009-11-04 09:33:32 AM

biggestdog420: i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.

The deputy, for some reason, raised his arm, so there was arm above the armpit, which the man bit.

Poppyale

2009-11-04 09:55:24 AM

sserge1563: biggestdog420: i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.

The deputy, for some reason, raised his arm, so there was arm above the armpit, which the man bit.

And his answer, obviously, was wrong.

Internet User

2009-11-04 10:26:54 AM

Cagey B: The last part of the headline is more humorous than it ought to be.

i concur and giggled.

tiamet4

2009-11-04 12:29:55 PM

Well, how can you argue with that kind of logic?

vishusdotcom

2009-11-04 12:59:32 PM

mikemc3: And so the Zombie Apocalypse begins....

Speaking of the zombie Apocalypse... (new window)

qsalsaq

2009-11-04 01:08:19 PM

Brilliant headline subby! "Then he bites the *" is absolutely meme-worthy.

/Not being sarcastic for once!