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(Some Guy)   Even though he appears drunk and he's bleeding, and his car is overturned in a ditch, man tells deputy that there's no way to prove he was driving. Then he bites the deputy   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 26
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2009-11-04 01:37:15 AM
Well, obviously the next step is to bite the deputy. It's the only option if there is no large pink giraffe to bite.

It's in the rules, man. It's in the rules.
 
2009-11-04 01:46:55 AM
The last part of the headline is more humorous than it ought to be.
 
2009-11-04 01:57:01 AM
From the article: "When the deputy took a picture of the suspect's injury, the man lunged, biting the officer's right arm above the armpit."

Maybe he's just not that photogenic?

:-/
 
2009-11-04 02:18:51 AM
He was supposed to bite the sheriff. He was not supposed to bite the deputy.
 
2009-11-04 06:46:18 AM
CruiserTwelve: He was supposed to bite the sheriff. He was not supposed to bite the deputy.

No, he was supposed to shoot the sheriff.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-11-04 07:33:49 AM
Of course he wasn't driving. He was drunk. It's illegal to drive while drunk.

biting the officer's right arm above the armpit.

Once you are above the armpit, you are in the shoulder area rather than the arm area.
 
2009-11-04 07:39:36 AM
Maybe he missed the juicy, delicious braaaaaaains?
 
2009-11-04 07:44:59 AM
"When the deputy took a picture of the suspect's injury, the man lunged, biting the officer's right arm above the armpit."

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And so the Zombie Apocalypse begins....
 
2009-11-04 07:54:06 AM
Tada!
 
2009-11-04 07:59:45 AM
Drinking always makes me hungry.
 
2009-11-04 08:16:29 AM
Did Shots with the sherif.
But I did not bite the deputy.

/amateur, dnrtfa
 
2009-11-04 08:24:10 AM
Was this part of a well thought out strategy on his part or was it more of an "Oh hell, I'm screwed anyway, might as well" kind of thing?
 
2009-11-04 08:25:43 AM
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2009-11-04 08:32:44 AM
The guy must be a Farker, because biting the cop shows that the man likes bacon.
 
2009-11-04 08:35:16 AM
Dad?
 
2009-11-04 08:52:40 AM
That's interesting. If a citizen tries to take a picture of the police arresting someone, they come beat his ass and take the camera. If a citizen protests (admittedly violently) the police taking his picture, they arrest him.
 
2009-11-04 08:53:34 AM
Got my lobo....
 
2009-11-04 08:59:48 AM
i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.
 
2009-11-04 09:33:32 AM
biggestdog420: i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.


The deputy, for some reason, raised his arm, so there was arm above the armpit, which the man bit.
 
2009-11-04 09:55:24 AM
sserge1563: biggestdog420: i'm confused...
the article says, 'the man bit the deputy above the armpit.. when I bite its usually on the upper arm or shoulder.

could someone please help me conceptualize this? thanks.

The deputy, for some reason, raised his arm, so there was arm above the armpit, which the man bit.




And his answer, obviously, was wrong.
 
2009-11-04 10:26:54 AM
Cagey B: The last part of the headline is more humorous than it ought to be.

i concur and giggled.
 
2009-11-04 12:29:55 PM
Well, how can you argue with that kind of logic?
 
2009-11-04 12:59:32 PM
mikemc3: And so the Zombie Apocalypse begins....


Speaking of the zombie Apocalypse... (new window)
 
2009-11-04 01:08:19 PM
Brilliant headline subby! "Then he bites the *" is absolutely meme-worthy.

/Not being sarcastic for once!
 
2009-11-04 01:37:58 PM
/ Came for zombie pics
// Left satisfied
 
2009-11-05 06:54:06 PM
The hilarious thing is it doesn't look like he got cited for DUI. So if he could have restrained his bitey impulses he might have been okay.
 
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