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(CNN)   Japanese invention removes the stank from your car with the same water-bong technology that put it there in the first place   (cnngo.com) divider line 57
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2009-11-03 03:32:25 PM  
Until our female celebrities start wearing panties again, I doubt this product has the industrial-strength filtering required for the American market.

/pee yoo!
 
2009-11-03 03:34:04 PM  
hmmm, a water-water-pipe. double chambered?
 
2009-11-03 03:34:21 PM  
image.com.com

Relevant.
 
2009-11-03 03:40:47 PM  
Is the stank some kind of Japanese animal that changes into a human when the moon is full?
 
2009-11-03 03:44:52 PM  
But, can I smoke out of it?
 
2009-11-03 04:17:00 PM  
I can't wait to start convincing noob pot smokers that they can get higher if they drink the water.
 
2009-11-03 04:19:20 PM  
Or they could keep all their used panties in a zip-lock bag.
 
2009-11-03 05:01:38 PM  
Keeping stank in the car? Just keep the windows rolled up.

/thanks, Cleveland
 
2009-11-03 06:45:13 PM  
Can it get the Cheetos crumbs out of the carpet?
 
2009-11-03 06:45:25 PM  
close the door!
 
2009-11-03 06:46:10 PM  
Huh?
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2009-11-03 06:46:23 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: I can't wait to start convincing noob pot smokers that they can get higher if they drink the water.

Can't be all that difficult; narcotics officers already believe this.
 
2009-11-03 06:46:27 PM  
Oh STANK....
http://tinyurl.com/yzcyjlc
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-03 06:46:56 PM  
You want my exwife out of the car subby?

Just drive to the farking bar.
 
2009-11-03 06:51:29 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: I can't wait to start convincing noob pot smokers that they can get higher if they drink the water.

When I was in high school, I once convinced a kid that this was true, so he did it. The best part was that it was after I packed him a bowl full of McCormick Italian seasoning.
 
2009-11-03 07:00:18 PM  
BobNesta420: Huh?

www.wordtravels.com

Possibly the worst combination of headline and subject matter I've seen outside of Fark.
 
2009-11-03 07:02:11 PM  
Modest Proposal: Tr0mBoNe: I can't wait to start convincing noob pot smokers that they can get higher if they drink the water.

When I was in high school, I once convinced a kid that this was true, so he did it. The best part was that it was after I packed him a bowl full of McCormick Italian seasoning.


You are so cruel. I like.
 
2009-11-03 07:07:18 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-03 07:09:28 PM  
Oh look! A legionnaire's disease generator for your car.
 
2009-11-03 07:13:06 PM  
Soon to be a standard feature in all new Buicks.
 
2009-11-03 07:13:36 PM  
So basically, it's a jankweed vaporizer without the jank?

And just because...

img525.imageshack.us

/in your dreams
 
2009-11-03 07:16:46 PM  
If only he was here to sell it

www.ppcmanagementprofits.com
 
2009-11-03 07:19:27 PM  
This is nothing new. They've sold these water filtration systems for a few years. They even had one in an informercial for the home that you poured some perfume in. You dumped the water out every so often and of course it was nasty grey in the commercial. Link to YouTube
 
2009-11-03 07:28:13 PM  
Nick Nostril: So basically, it's a jankweed vaporizer without the jank?

And just because...



/in your dreams


I could really go for some hookah.

That seals it. I'm going to go buy one tomorrow. I miss the one that I gave away after I finished university.
 
2009-11-03 07:30:48 PM  
Svingen999: Keeping stank in out of the car? Just keep the windows rolled up.

/thanks, Cleveland
New Jersey

FTFM
 
2009-11-03 07:43:35 PM  
The US beat the Japanese with this technology..
img301.imageshack.us
Too bad they didn't develop it beyond the prototype stage.
 
2009-11-03 07:48:02 PM  
z.about.com (new window)
 
2009-11-03 08:13:03 PM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: The US beat the Japanese with this technology..

Too bad they didn't develop it beyond the prototype stage.


Buddy of mine built a hookhah into his car. If you opened up the ash tray, a bowl and two mouth pieces would pop up with auto-retracting tubes. It was totally awesome... until you needed to clean it.
 
2009-11-03 08:15:29 PM  
who the fark drives around smoking a bong?
 
2009-11-03 08:18:02 PM  
linker3000: Oh look! A legionnaire's disease generator for your car.

Not if you empty it out every so often...
 
2009-11-03 08:23:30 PM  
One of my first jobs was car detailing.

The dealership would buy a nasty used car (so they could reap a large profit) full of dog hair, (or puke) and then have us clean it. It reaked of dog hair musk.

They had this way of removing the smell though, about just long enough for the person to be content with the smell, and a couple weeks later (especially after a good rain) the smell would come back.

They had an ozone generator and you'd leave a hose propped in the window for a day or two. I'd always feel bad for the poor bastards that ended up buying those cars.
 
2009-11-03 08:27:40 PM  
If only cars came with a built-in filter for the built-in dashboard air ducts powered by the built-in airflow fan.
 
2009-11-03 08:28:15 PM  
particle accelerator: who the fark drives around smoking a bong?

I don't - I drive around smoking blunts.
 
2009-11-03 08:30:25 PM  
www.ncwgs.com

was hot back in the day but packaged differently
 
2009-11-03 08:34:55 PM  
nytmare: If only cars came with a built-in filter for the built-in dashboard air ducts powered by the built-in airflow fan.

They do, honda and toyota came out with them awhile ago. Not sure if serious, my sarcasm meter has been off lately.
 
2009-11-03 08:42:49 PM  
Even valet BO, subby?
 
2009-11-03 08:52:56 PM  
simpsonfan: I don't even let people smoke tobacco in my car.

Can a person use a vaporizer in your car?
 
2009-11-03 08:55:17 PM  
I bought my car 6 months ago and it's still got new car smell. Perhaps it's because I like my car and I don't treat it like some sort of a purse.
 
2009-11-03 08:57:03 PM  
Also, to my co-workers who have children, clean your farking cars. No one wants to go to a company lunch amid the reek of kiddie puke, and you're not ever going to convince me that you can't smell that stench.
 
2009-11-03 09:08:52 PM  
I was hoping there was a way to get that skank out of my car.
 
2009-11-03 09:16:50 PM  
nytmare: If only cars came with a built-in filter for the built-in dashboard air ducts powered by the built-in airflow fan.

You mean the ducts that pull air into the car from OUTSIDE? Yeah, that really should have a strong impact on the lingering funk INSIDE the car from the things that have been in it. It should also do a great job on the pollen that comes in through the windows.

4.bp.blogspot.com

Dashboard air vents do not work that way!
 
2009-11-03 09:25:25 PM  
averagejoe42: (new window)

I came here to see this photo. well done

\shut the door, you're letting the stank out
 
2009-11-03 09:29:40 PM  
Does the invention involve tentacles?
 
2009-11-03 09:37:30 PM  
averagejoe42: (new window)

came for this leaving full of lol
 
2009-11-03 09:40:16 PM  
mypalmike: I was hoping there was a way to get that skank out of my car.

there's an easy way

img230.imageshack.us

/this is a shirt now, i kid you not
 
2009-11-03 10:02:14 PM  
clevershark: I bought my car 6 months ago and it's still got new car smell. Perhaps it's because I like my car and I don't treat it like some sort of a purse.

I bought my truck 15 years ago, and it's now got that "one quart of transmission fluid in the cab" smell...

/Along with old McD's french fry's, farts, belches, other dirt, playa dust, etc. "smells".
//I like my truck, too, which is why I've kept her this long.
///The smell and the holes in the headliner and seat are character marks, damnit!
 
2009-11-03 10:47:39 PM  
Of course you know this device will turn farts from a gas to a liquid. It's just easier to open a window.
 
2009-11-03 10:59:55 PM  
But what about the stink you leave in the seats?

/I am a flatulent man!
//You are unlikely to want to ride in my car.
///That's not new car smell is it‽
 
2009-11-03 11:09:44 PM  
Antilope: Of course you know this device will turn farts from a gas to a liquid.

Sometimes nature just makes that happen anyway. You just hope that you're not in the car when it happens.
 
2009-11-04 12:26:26 AM  
Wouldn't the IRONIC tag only apply if this device caused the air inside the vehicle to become MORE polluted?

/just sayin'
 
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