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(OC Register)   New coroner's dummy looks almost human. "There's all types of things we can use him for." I'll bet   (ocregister.com) divider line 82
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2009-11-03 03:24:35 PM  
I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

That thing is awesome and creepy. I wonder how detailed it is, organs and all.
 
2009-11-03 03:28:35 PM  
When's the female version come out? I have some uncanny valleys to explore.
 
2009-11-03 03:51:38 PM  
I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

No. No, I suspect they've got a lot of that market already.


I do like the idea of an 'almost human' cadaver dummy. I mean, what better practice for apprentice MEs?

'There's a dead guy in here! And, honestly, I'm kinda glad he's dead, because he's creeping me out.'
 
2009-11-03 03:52:03 PM  
Cagey B: When's the female version come out? I have some uncanny valleys to explore.

And you alone will cause the deaths of ten thousand kittens.
 
2009-11-03 04:11:35 PM  
do not want
 
2009-11-03 05:56:47 PM  
FTA: "Chief Training Officer for the Orange County Sheriff Coroner, Richard Rodriguez puts the old and the new dummy together for comparison purposes. He said that the new dummy, "Manny" was much more flexible."

Ewwwwwwww.
 
2009-11-03 06:16:43 PM  
We can play "Mr. Highway" with him!
 
2009-11-03 06:17:16 PM  
Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
 
2009-11-03 06:17:52 PM  
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol
 
2009-11-03 06:18:34 PM  
With a realistic wifebeater and drool going down his shirt, he's sure to be hit in middle america!
 
2009-11-03 06:19:06 PM  
Fano: We can play "Mr. Highway" with him!

Great movie.
 
2009-11-03 06:19:11 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ykmf3ov
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-03 06:19:26 PM  
Necro Nancy?
 
2009-11-03 06:21:32 PM  
Halloween at the Orange County Sheriff's Department is gonna be great next year.
 
2009-11-03 06:22:17 PM  
Anyone ever read Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk?
 
2009-11-03 06:22:37 PM  
I'm suddenly having flashbacks of Chuck Palaniuks "Haunted"
 
2009-11-03 06:22:53 PM  
Came in for the Real DollTM reference and was done in one.

/how's that for mixed cliche's
//oops I did it again
 
2009-11-03 06:23:04 PM  
Somaticasual: With a realistic wifebeater and drool going down his shirt, he's sure to be hit in middle america!

Texas?
 
2009-11-03 06:23:18 PM  
Why does it look so surprised?
 
2009-11-03 06:23:36 PM  
i68.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-03 06:24:08 PM  
I wonder if anyone brought up Chuck Palaniuk's Haunted
 
2009-11-03 06:24:54 PM  
All my Pin fantasies can finally be realized.
 
2009-11-03 06:25:07 PM  
Smarter than a Freeper.

/and hung better
 
2009-11-03 06:25:54 PM  
Sheriff officials purchased the mannequin using a grant from the Commission on Peace Officer Standards and Training

ComPOST?
 
2009-11-03 06:27:08 PM  
I thought his name was Nax (new window).
 
2009-11-03 06:27:19 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ykmf3ov
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Gorgor...in a a thread dealing with dead bodies, dummies and necrophilia?

Yup, not happening
 
2009-11-03 06:29:09 PM  
BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol


Do you know how I know your gay
 
2009-11-03 06:29:45 PM  
I can think of a few things
 
2009-11-03 06:30:55 PM  
Until they get it to smell and purge like a real body, it won't be all that helpful in my opinion.

Still, it's better than the plastic mannequin thing they have next to it.

/Autopsies are the best training.
 
2009-11-03 06:31:15 PM  
NeuroticRocker: I think Real Doll is missing out on the whole necrophiliac market here.

That thing is awesome and creepy. I wonder how detailed it is, organs and all.


I see what you did there.
 
2009-11-03 06:31:56 PM  
Rodent of unusual size: BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

Do you know how I know your gay


No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.
 
2009-11-03 06:32:07 PM  
I read this book where dudes mouth farked a cpr dummy but I can't remember the title or the author.
 
2009-11-03 06:32:39 PM  
Dummies who look almost human? We already have a Joan Rivers.
 
2009-11-03 06:34:14 PM  
New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.
 
2009-11-03 06:36:52 PM  
BesiktasBoy83
Rodent of unusual size: BesiktasBoy83
"There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol

Do you know how I know your gay

No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.


Was only keeding.
 
2009-11-03 06:37:45 PM  
"co ro ner's"

What's up with this latest fo nt.
Only got the free demo versio n fro m Fo nts-R-Us Drew?

Need five bucks that badly?
 
2009-11-03 06:37:45 PM  
Rozinante: New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.

Damn, I came into this thread to specifically say that this would have been Jackson's alternate career choice.
 
2009-11-03 06:38:56 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Approves.
 
2009-11-03 06:39:18 PM  
The Incredible Sexual Egg: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ykmf3ov
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Gorgor...in a a thread dealing with dead bodies, dummies and necrophilia?

Yup, not happening


I was feeling lucky, and it was really funny this time, and not terribly disturbing, and a cartoon!
 
2009-11-03 06:40:48 PM  
Caption from the last photo, edited by the Department of Redundancy Department:

"The new life-like dummy is very life-like..."
 
2009-11-03 06:42:38 PM  
images.amazon.com


No one tell Director Denial about the new plan!
 
2009-11-03 06:43:20 PM  
Pardon me for saying so, but it seems to me the last thing you'd want in a coroner's training mannequin is for it to be "life-like". More like "horrible-accidental-death-with-two-weeks-of-decay-like" would be more appropriate.
 
2009-11-03 06:44:26 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhcgfl2
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2009-11-03 06:45:51 PM  
Follow up: Man found dead on hospital gurney was thought to be practice "doll" by staff
 
2009-11-03 06:45:58 PM  
images.ocregister.com
"OMG, ... he's still breathing!!!"
/image is hot, unlike Manny
 
2009-11-03 06:47:49 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Fully functional ... in every way.
 
2009-11-03 06:50:55 PM  
That Chuck Palahniuk book has been sitting in my bathroom for months. I s'pose it's time to read it.
 
2009-11-03 06:53:33 PM  
All i could think of
 
2009-11-03 06:56:11 PM  
Biness: All i could think of

You accidentally your post.
 
2009-11-03 06:58:19 PM  
Rozinante: New dummy is also fat. None of the old, semi-realistic dummies are ever fat. Skinny people don't die. Well, Michael Jackson is an exception.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-03 07:03:52 PM  
BesiktasBoy83: No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.

a little defensive huh?
 
2009-11-03 07:08:15 PM  
Looks real enough to creep me right-the-fark out.
 
2009-11-03 07:27:59 PM  
So why did they give him rope burns on the neck? I mean, how many times do they want to train students on a hanging? Would have made a lot more sense to me to leave him as generically dead as possible, then supply the department with silicone-compatible make-up to add causes of death as needed. Give me a palette of Skin Illustrator, and that guy could be dead seven different ways a week.

But oh yeah, that is one creepy good-looking dummy. Hope they keep it in good condition.
 
2009-11-03 07:29:47 PM  
At first I thought he'd be great for the carpool lane, but then he looks awfully dead, so nah.... I love cops but I don't want to meet any.
 
2009-11-03 07:33:50 PM  
BesiktasBoy83: "There's all types of things we can use him for."

f_____ him in the ass


That seems to be the only statement I ever see from you. What a way to get noticed.
 
2009-11-03 07:41:06 PM  
Looks at picture.

... Then again, maybe not.

/dad?
 
2009-11-03 07:58:09 PM  
If I had the money, I'd have one made to look just like me, but really dead looking. Then play some great pranks on friends, family and coworkers.
Scenerio 1: Have it sitting at my cube at work, with a hidden camera.
Scenerio 2: Put it in the bed in the morning, wait until the SO wakes up, film her reaction.
Scenerio 3: Thanksgiving at the parents, put it in the bathroom and leave, hidden camera of course.
Scenerio 4: Park at a friend's house, leave it in the driver's seat, film the reaction.
Scenerio 5, Different public locations to get stranger reactions, film.
Scenerio 6: Profit?

I could do this in so many twisted ways.
 
2009-11-03 08:02:18 PM  
"There's all types of things we can use him for"

Practical jokes. I'm thinking hidden fart machine with a remote control. Even better if a little methane could be gotten ahold of and put in a aromatherapy device, or a diffuser of some sort, and hidden.
 
2009-11-03 08:02:42 PM  
unimpressed
www.lazydork.com
 
2009-11-03 08:15:13 PM  
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
 
2009-11-03 08:49:02 PM  
BesiktasBoy83: "There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol


No hate from me...lived in Germany for three years.
/On a serious note, when I was there the Turks were kind of frowned upon, is that still the case?
//seriously not trolling
///Lived in Mainz, Wackernheim, and Gross Winternehime
 
2009-11-03 08:53:53 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-03 08:56:50 PM  
Is there a shortage of dead people?
 
2009-11-03 09:13:48 PM  
six_ft_to_infinity: "There's all types of things we can use him for"

Practical jokes. I'm thinking hidden fart machine with a remote control. Even better if a little methane could be gotten ahold of and put in a aromatherapy device, or a diffuser of some sort, and hidden.


Combine him with this. (new window)
 
2009-11-03 09:34:22 PM  
almost
www.mediabistro.com
 
2009-11-03 09:35:17 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard:
i68.photobucket.com

www.celebritysmackblog.com
 
2009-11-03 09:42:24 PM  
gorgor: APPROVES
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Gorgor, you have a unique talent.

If it's not making you money, it should be.
 
2009-11-03 09:58:09 PM  
www.malibupres.org[/ur]

She's French.
 
2009-11-03 10:13:10 PM  
FloydA: Karen Carpenter

She didn't die, she went one-dimensional.
 
2009-11-03 10:23:07 PM  
TSOL FTW.


/Code Blue.
 
2009-11-03 10:56:04 PM  
California's budget crisis is over, I see.

What a relief to all those living people who had extra withholding.
 
2009-11-03 11:04:10 PM  
I may have to call shenanigans here...
Saw that same dummy somewhere on the web a few weeks ago. The article said this Halloween prop company had just made it as a high end Halloween decoration.
I couldn't find the article but I found pics of it on display:
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-03 11:21:45 PM  
Some other work by the dummy company:
http://www.burmanstudio.com/pages/gallery.html (new window)
 
2009-11-03 11:31:03 PM  
Coincidence that it looks kinda like Cyril Wecht?

I know he's everywhere, but jeez!
 
2009-11-03 11:56:45 PM  
Speaking of dummies Don't you hate Jeff Dunham?
 
2009-11-04 01:08:16 AM  
Pfft, who needs a dummy?
kinolib.com

/have never seen it and have no plans to
 
2009-11-04 01:19:49 AM  
Tickman: almost

The zombie thread is over in the Showbiz tab
 
2009-11-04 06:30:43 AM  
Rozinante: FloydA: Karen Carpenter

She didn't die, she went one-dimensional.


Like that chick from Star Trek who could turn into a line and disappear.
 
2009-11-04 08:12:23 AM  
images.ocregister.com

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*

...he hates it when I do this...

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*
 
2009-11-04 12:10:34 PM  
RaisedOnATARI: [/ur]

She's French.


"He stabbed me with a sword, Mal. How crazy is that?"
 
2009-11-04 12:43:23 PM  
creepy
 
2009-11-04 01:22:47 PM  
Lou Stoolz: *BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*

...he hates it when I do this...

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*


Ok that got a neighbor-confusing, floor-rolling laugh..
 
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