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(OC Register)   New coroner's dummy looks almost human. "There's all types of things we can use him for." I'll bet   (ocregister.com ) divider line
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2009-11-03 07:03:52 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: No I'm not my friend, just making a joke.


a little defensive huh?
 
2009-11-03 07:08:15 PM  
Looks real enough to creep me right-the-fark out.
 
2009-11-03 07:27:59 PM  
So why did they give him rope burns on the neck? I mean, how many times do they want to train students on a hanging? Would have made a lot more sense to me to leave him as generically dead as possible, then supply the department with silicone-compatible make-up to add causes of death as needed. Give me a palette of Skin Illustrator, and that guy could be dead seven different ways a week.

But oh yeah, that is one creepy good-looking dummy. Hope they keep it in good condition.
 
2009-11-03 07:29:47 PM  
At first I thought he'd be great for the carpool lane, but then he looks awfully dead, so nah.... I love cops but I don't want to meet any.
 
2009-11-03 07:33:50 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: "There's all types of things we can use him for."

f_____ him in the ass


That seems to be the only statement I ever see from you. What a way to get noticed.
 
2009-11-03 07:41:06 PM  
Looks at picture.

... Then again, maybe not.

/dad?
 
2009-11-03 07:58:09 PM  
If I had the money, I'd have one made to look just like me, but really dead looking. Then play some great pranks on friends, family and coworkers.
Scenerio 1: Have it sitting at my cube at work, with a hidden camera.
Scenerio 2: Put it in the bed in the morning, wait until the SO wakes up, film her reaction.
Scenerio 3: Thanksgiving at the parents, put it in the bathroom and leave, hidden camera of course.
Scenerio 4: Park at a friend's house, leave it in the driver's seat, film the reaction.
Scenerio 5, Different public locations to get stranger reactions, film.
Scenerio 6: Profit?

I could do this in so many twisted ways.
 
2009-11-03 08:02:18 PM  
"There's all types of things we can use him for"

Practical jokes. I'm thinking hidden fart machine with a remote control. Even better if a little methane could be gotten ahold of and put in a aromatherapy device, or a diffuser of some sort, and hidden.
 
2009-11-03 08:02:42 PM  
unimpressed
www.lazydork.com
 
2009-11-03 08:15:13 PM  
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
 
2009-11-03 08:49:02 PM  

BesiktasBoy83: "There's all types of things we can use him for."

Yeah. Like f_____ him in the ass? lol


No hate from me...lived in Germany for three years.
/On a serious note, when I was there the Turks were kind of frowned upon, is that still the case?
//seriously not trolling
///Lived in Mainz, Wackernheim, and Gross Winternehime
 
2009-11-03 08:53:53 PM  
i2.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-03 08:56:50 PM  
Is there a shortage of dead people?
 
2009-11-03 09:13:48 PM  

six_ft_to_infinity: "There's all types of things we can use him for"

Practical jokes. I'm thinking hidden fart machine with a remote control. Even better if a little methane could be gotten ahold of and put in a aromatherapy device, or a diffuser of some sort, and hidden.


Combine him with this. (new window)
 
2009-11-03 09:34:22 PM  
almost
www.mediabistro.com
 
2009-11-03 09:35:17 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard:
i68.photobucket.com

www.celebritysmackblog.com
 
2009-11-03 09:42:24 PM  

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ykmf3ov
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Gorgor, you have a unique talent.

If it's not making you money, it should be.
 
2009-11-03 09:58:09 PM  
www.malibupres.org[/ur]

She's French.
 
2009-11-03 10:13:10 PM  

FloydA: Karen Carpenter


She didn't die, she went one-dimensional.
 
2009-11-03 10:23:07 PM  
TSOL FTW.


/Code Blue.
 
2009-11-03 10:56:04 PM  
California's budget crisis is over, I see.

What a relief to all those living people who had extra withholding.
 
2009-11-03 11:04:10 PM  
I may have to call shenanigans here...
Saw that same dummy somewhere on the web a few weeks ago. The article said this Halloween prop company had just made it as a high end Halloween decoration.
I couldn't find the article but I found pics of it on display:
Link (new window)
 
2009-11-03 11:21:45 PM  
Some other work by the dummy company:
http://www.burmanstudio.com/pages/gallery.html (new window)
 
2009-11-03 11:31:03 PM  
Coincidence that it looks kinda like Cyril Wecht?

I know he's everywhere, but jeez!
 
2009-11-03 11:56:45 PM  
Speaking of dummies Don't you hate Jeff Dunham?
 
2009-11-04 01:08:16 AM  
Pfft, who needs a dummy?
kinolib.com

/have never seen it and have no plans to
 
2009-11-04 01:19:49 AM  

Tickman: almost


The zombie thread is over in the Showbiz tab
 
2009-11-04 06:30:43 AM  

Rozinante: FloydA: Karen Carpenter

She didn't die, she went one-dimensional.


Like that chick from Star Trek who could turn into a line and disappear.
 
2009-11-04 08:12:23 AM  
images.ocregister.com

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*

...he hates it when I do this...

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*
 
2009-11-04 12:10:34 PM  

RaisedOnATARI: [/ur]

She's French.


"He stabbed me with a sword, Mal. How crazy is that?"
 
2009-11-04 12:43:23 PM  
creepy
 
2009-11-04 01:22:47 PM  

Lou Stoolz: *BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*

...he hates it when I do this...

*BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB*


Ok that got a neighbor-confusing, floor-rolling laugh..
 
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