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(Bradenton Herald)   Thefts continue at lingerie store. Police say suspects have sticky fingers   (bradenton.com) divider line 44
    More: Amusing, parent company, thefts, Victoria's Secret, Jennifer Ortiz Brown, U.S. 301 Blvd, merchandise, surveillance, Manatee County Sheriff  
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2009-11-03 04:17:19 PM  
Security just satin their chairs while it happened.
 
2009-11-03 05:24:01 PM  
orothon.com

"This is a lingerie store"

"Well just a pair of panties, then"
 
2009-11-03 05:25:17 PM  
jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra
 
2009-11-03 05:26:41 PM  
The sheer excitement of it all.
 
2009-11-03 05:27:14 PM  
Giggity goo.
 
2009-11-03 05:27:17 PM  
Well if the robbers have sticky fingers, that means the panties were at least used before being placed on display.

I don't think I want to shop there.
 
2009-11-03 05:28:32 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yzdcp4b
(copy and paste)
 
2009-11-03 05:29:05 PM  
Crooks gave 'em the slip.
 
2009-11-03 05:30:49 PM  
those outfits were asking for it, they're so slutty.

skeet skeet!
 
2009-11-03 05:32:52 PM  
I've been championing a movement to get people to pronounce lingerie as ling-a-ree.

Please help spread this pronunciation.

/Also working to "correct" the way people say quesadilla, chihuahua and Favre
 
2009-11-03 05:33:08 PM  
I was going to post a cool picture of the Stones' album cover, but Photobucket is treating me badly right now.
 
2009-11-03 05:33:45 PM  
How droll.
 
2009-11-03 05:34:07 PM  
Sticky fingers?
Are they stealing from the "used" section?
 
2009-11-03 05:36:29 PM  
img249.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-03 05:40:29 PM  
$4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...
 
2009-11-03 05:43:53 PM  
i120.photobucket.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2009-11-03 05:43:58 PM  
This case smells fishy.
 
2009-11-03 05:47:42 PM  
Bet they left skid marks.
 
2009-11-03 05:55:16 PM  
utardsRock: $4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...

Nope... just $1060 of boobie holsters. Like amounts of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders, flopper stoppers, and double barreled slingshots were also taken.
 
2009-11-03 05:56:09 PM  
blog.albumartexchange.com

I paid a pretty penny do get an original copy with a real zipper.
Then it was stolen.

I made a note not to buy nice things when living with 3 other guys right after college.
 
2009-11-03 05:56:09 PM  
Squirt trifecta in play ?
 
2009-11-03 05:57:38 PM  
robburrito: Bet they left skid marks.

i wasnt sure this was fark, until i saw this...
 
2009-11-03 05:58:03 PM  
rFarke: jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra


Satin in their chairs? Isn't that redundant?
 
2009-11-03 06:05:38 PM  
www.bioteams.com

"From what I hear it's Ireland's largest lingerie section"
 
2009-11-03 06:06:12 PM  
NickGXZ: Wanted for questioning.

CFTLS
 
2009-11-03 06:11:58 PM  
rFarke: satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra


Dammit...that would have been funny if you didn't rewrite my line.
 
2009-11-03 06:16:11 PM  
So the bras were lifted
 
2009-11-03 06:27:40 PM  
On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

i10.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-03 06:34:43 PM  
farkin_Gary: One of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

By that, you mean "on a woman"? Because I've tried to uphoster my car in lingerie, and I felt it wasn't the best application either.
 
2009-11-03 06:43:48 PM  
Halt! Or we'll bustier ass!
 
2009-11-03 07:11:49 PM  
Down the Slippery Slope: rFarke: jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

Satin in their chairs? Isn't that redundant?


perhaps there was satin in the chairs they sat in
/yeah, I'm reachin'...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2009-11-03 07:28:14 PM  
Give me all your best silk.

Thongkya very much.

/dnrtfa
 
2009-11-03 07:41:15 PM  
T.M.S.: This case smells fishy.

Was going to say "done in two," and then I read this.

+1, would LOL again, etc.
 
2009-11-03 08:18:58 PM  
farkin_Gary: On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

Best? It's covering up all the good stuff!
 
2009-11-03 09:04:31 PM  
I know who it is
www.pixfans.com
Good luck catching him
 
2009-11-03 09:12:58 PM  
I shop at that particular store, so I'm getting a kick out of the story.

That mall is a mess, too many of the stores are geared towards teenagers, and teenagers steal. The mall owners haven't maintained the mall in years, it's dark, it's dingy, and it's dirty.
 
2009-11-03 09:26:40 PM  
From the article--"the most recent involving 90 bras valued at $4,242" Let me see, 50 bucks for a hooter holder? I dunno a lot about ladies frilly bits, but I know a 4 pack of my Fruit Of The Loom boxer briefs run me $8.79. Ladies, I can understand wanting your pendulous, heavy, swaying, perhaps heaving, bosoms swaddled in comfortable, supportive fabric, but, I'd wager, my testicles need just about the same level of coddling. So what gives? Why, oh why, are a woman's undergarments so pricey?

/if any of you Farkettes feel the need to provide, well, visual aids, to help me in understanding the plight of your sacred teats, my email is in profile.
 
2009-11-03 09:28:51 PM  
"There is no video camera set up at the store."


...you think?
 
2009-11-03 09:29:04 PM  
GypsyJoker: T.M.S.: This case smells fishy.

Was going to say "done in two," and then I read this.

+1, would LOL again, etc.


Speaking of which, our resident Farkettes should be able to find some bargains on ebay shortly.
 
2009-11-03 09:34:02 PM  
They will be on eBay tomorrow.
 
2009-11-03 10:14:05 PM  
Dialectic: "There is no video camera set up at the store."


...you think?


Since they said they have a camera but it just happened to be not working at the time they got robbed, I'm inclined to suspect that one of the employees was in on it.
 
2009-11-04 04:27:24 AM  
farkin_Gary: On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

Not bad, but I still contend that this thread is useless without pics of hot women missing their lingerie.
 
2009-11-04 09:14:38 AM  
Sounds like an inside job.

/you can get all that stuff half price at Wal-Mart.
 
2009-11-04 09:49:19 PM  
I hope they can sniff out the criminals.
 
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