"This is a lingerie store"

"Well just a pair of panties, then"

jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

The sheer excitement of it all.

Giggity goo.

Well if the robbers have sticky fingers, that means the panties were at least used before being placed on display.

I don't think I want to shop there.

Crooks gave 'em the slip.

those outfits were asking for it, they're so slutty.

skeet skeet!

I was going to post a cool picture of the Stones' album cover, but Photobucket is treating me badly right now.

How droll.

$4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...

Wanted for questioning.

This case smells fishy.

Bet they left skid marks.

utardsRock: $4,242 dollars worth of boobie holsters...

Nope... just $1060 of boobie holsters. Like amounts of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders, flopper stoppers, and double barreled slingshots were also taken.

Squirt trifecta in play ?

robburrito: Bet they left skid marks.

i wasnt sure this was fark, until i saw this...

rFarke: jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

Satin in their chairs? Isn't that redundant?

"From what I hear it's Ireland's largest lingerie section"

NickGXZ: Wanted for questioning.

CFTLS

On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

Halt! Or we'll bustier ass!

Down the Slippery Slope: rFarke: jaylectricity: Security just satin their chairs while it happened.

satin in their chairs?
/cool story bra

Satin in their chairs? Isn't that redundant?

perhaps there was satin in the chairs they sat in
/yeah, I'm reachin'...

Give me all your best silk.

Thongkya very much.

/dnrtfa

T.M.S.: This case smells fishy.

Was going to say "done in two," and then I read this.

+1, would LOL again, etc.

farkin_Gary: On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

Best? It's covering up all the good stuff!

From the article--"the most recent involving 90 bras valued at $4,242" Let me see, 50 bucks for a hooter holder? I dunno a lot about ladies frilly bits, but I know a 4 pack of my Fruit Of The Loom boxer briefs run me $8.79. Ladies, I can understand wanting your pendulous, heavy, swaying, perhaps heaving, bosoms swaddled in comfortable, supportive fabric, but, I'd wager, my testicles need just about the same level of coddling. So what gives? Why, oh why, are a woman's undergarments so pricey?

/if any of you Farkettes feel the need to provide, well, visual aids, to help me in understanding the plight of your sacred teats, my email is in profile.

"There is no video camera set up at the store."


...you think?

GypsyJoker: T.M.S.: This case smells fishy.

Was going to say "done in two," and then I read this.

+1, would LOL again, etc.

Speaking of which, our resident Farkettes should be able to find some bargains on ebay shortly.

farkin_Gary: On of the best uses of lingerie evarrr.

Not bad, but I still contend that this thread is useless without pics of hot women missing their lingerie.

Sounds like an inside job.

/you can get all that stuff half price at Wal-Mart.