I lol'd at the headline subby.

Next week: ESCAPING CAMEL MAY POSSIBLY CONTAIN MIRACLE CHILD.

/Miracle child found hiding in box

Are they sure that's a verse from the Koran? Maybe the baby landed on a really, really hot bottle of Coke.

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

Well played, sir.

She's obviously writing the verses on the baby's skin. She's not burning it in or anything. Is this really "child abuse"?

Probably going to take me a few extra minutes to fap to this article after the post by awfulperson. Work it, Work it.

This is an outrage?

well for stories coming out of Russia/East Europe, this is pretty tame really....

Sorry I'm in late guys but the comments from TFA were just to priceless to pass up... Read just like a Fark thread I tells ya!

Bit of a jump to conclusions there, imo. Could be written in make up or something.

Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

Link farked

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhr3b8h
(copy and paste)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... awesome

Ennuipoet: That's nothing, we gotta newborn in Alabama where the Mawma is carving finding the Word of Our Lord in RED on the skin with a razor blade miraculously one Verse at time! By the time he's ten, the miracle of the New Testament will be complete! Suck on that Heathern Muslins!

Citation needed.

/So I can start an investigation on child abuse

theguybehindtheguy

that's really creepy

Theguybehindtheguy, holy shiat that's disturbing. Headline is appropriate.

At least the verses appear, unlike the link.

Do way instain the babby to koran the verse?

theguybehindtheguy

thats not creepy or disturbing.

/damn you /b/

8.5 tailed fox: Any babby, or computer babby, or robot babby doll can tell you that Islam is the light!

lol i actually have one of those baby dolls.

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/child abuse, it's no use!

Submitted with a less-funny headline. Last week!

Screencap here

What the shiat is going on here?

Man, I hope that if/when this is proven a fraud no one takes it out on the baby.

Stupid parents using their kids to get famous. Yes, I'm looking at you, dick 'scientist' with the balloon.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Nauseous? Nauseated perhaps? I wouldn't admit to being nauseous. I get enough bad press as it is.

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?


Now with 200% more miraculousness.

Looks like chemical burns to me.

My only question is, what the hell is this doing on "Bad Astronomy"?, much less in "Discover"? Why give this bullshiate any more credence by spreading it? let the ignorance stay with the ignorant; Discover is supposed to be about talking about Science, not the utter lack of it.

Bad Astronoboy, I know you're on here somehwere: Please stick to things like the impossible physics of awful movies. If you want to be a religious skeptic (and there's nothing wrong with that!) there are other forums for such topics.

Yeah OK... another "miracle" that is most easily explained by hucksterism. I don't want to be all Dawkins, but holy crap, religious people! I know the 95% of you who don't pull this crap are facepalming right now. But that other 5% are a real %*%#@ piece of work, you know?

Came for nauseous/nauseated wank.

leaving fulfilled.

awfulperson: Hey, you know who else had Muslim letters mysteriously appear on her body?

That's a muslin letter.

Phew, I'm voting for paint (maybe henna) -- there's no redness around the writing and it slowly disappears in days without leaving a scar, almost like it washes away. Still, what a scam. Wonder how much money they are raking in the gullible.

Link's unfarked. Writing on a baby still farked.

No Such Agency: Yeah OK... another "miracle" that is most easily explained by hucksterism. I don't want to be all Dawkins, but holy crap, religious people! I know the 95% of you who don't pull this crap are facepalming right now. But that other 5% are a real %*%#@ piece of work, you know?

Agreed.



'Scuse me, but why does God need a baby leg?