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(BBC) Cool Warning issued over white whale. This is not a repeat from 1851   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 12:53:30 PM
FHUK YOU DOLPHEEN! FHUK YOU WHAUL!
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:02:54 PM
Well hush my mouth and call me Ishmael!
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:03:47 PM
They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

Damn whitey gets all the breaks.
 
Barakku
2009-11-03 01:07:31 PM
R.A.Danny: They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

Fapfapfap
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:09:40 PM
Barakku: R.A.Danny: They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale

Fapfapfap

That would be a SPERM whale
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:18:29 PM
No mention of majestic Satan thrusting forth his tormented colossal claw from the flame Baltic of Hell. But you know they were thinking about it.
 
Blues_X [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:26:13 PM
I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:27:43 PM
Blues_X: I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Ahhh, Melville.

\hate that book
\\even one town over from the WHALING CITY, we didn't have to finish that book!
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:38:42 PM
www.ecorazzi.com
 
Talon
2009-11-03 01:39:21 PM
How long until a Japanese ship harpoons it... for scientific purposes of course?
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 01:45:11 PM
A rare white humpback whale has been declared of "special interest"


When I hear that phrase, I call my lawyer.
 
Paris1127 [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 02:31:31 PM
Ahab to say I wasn't expecting a real life Moby Dick. Did they manage to get a Pequod its privates to determine if Ishmael?
 
StinkyFiddlewinks
2009-11-03 02:58:51 PM
jehovahs witness protection: FHUK YOU DOLPHEEN! FHUK YOU WHAUL!

this
 
AssCobra77
2009-11-03 03:04:07 PM
"They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale, given the name Migaloo, in order to help it migrate up the coast."

How does giving it a stupid nickname help it migrate?
 
DeadZone
2009-11-03 03:05:09 PM
the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?
 
fifthhorseman
2009-11-03 03:06:21 PM
AssCobra77: "They have banned anyone from coming within 500m of the whale, given the name Migaloo, in order to help it migrate up the coast."

How does giving it a stupid nickname help it migrate?

They're taunting it so that it runs away more.
 
stuhayes2010
2009-11-03 03:13:09 PM
Funny. The volume control on that goes all the way to 11.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 03:15:40 PM
mylonitic: Also not amused:

LITTLE WOODEN BOY!
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 03:15:59 PM
Blues_X: I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Two, two boots in one: The first a rousing tale of adventure. The second a very good description of, a then, modern industry.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 03:16:34 PM
Books, not boots.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 03:17:34 PM
I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave.
 
LewDux
2009-11-03 03:20:06 PM
DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants
 
Sangi
2009-11-03 03:38:09 PM
LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo
 
Fano
2009-11-03 03:44:47 PM
Sangi: LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo

Dickey Moe?
 
unicron702
2009-11-03 03:55:41 PM
Hey did any of you guys see that rad new South Park about whales and dolphins and stuff? Gee wilakers it was swell.
 
Static_Det5
2009-11-03 03:59:40 PM
But this is a repeat of July, 2009.

Seriously? This gets a greenlight, when it was already Farked early this year?
 
dodecahedron
2009-11-03 04:10:20 PM
Sangi: LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo

Win
 
bugmn99
2009-11-03 04:15:38 PM
Migaloo please.
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 04:17:44 PM
Fano: Sangi: LewDux: DeadZone: the whale, given the name Migaloo,

Seriously? No OTHER names came to mind?

Lets call hi Mr. Splashy Pants

White Whale 2: Electric Migaloo

Dickey Moe?

img347.imageshack.us

ARRRGHHH! DICKEY MOE!
 
fortean chicken
2009-11-03 04:18:30 PM
blag.ipood.net
 
loathable cockroach
2009-11-03 04:19:33 PM
unicron702: Hey did any of you guys see that rad new South Park about whales and dolphins and stuff? Gee wilakers it was swell.

it's a farking article about whales, and the episode was less than a week ago; what the fark did you farking expect ?
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 04:21:57 PM
FriarReb98: Blues_X: I want to see at least 30 pages of whale anatomical information that do nothing to propel the story forward.

Ahhh, Melville.

\hate that book
\\even one town over from the WHALING CITY, we didn't have to finish that book!

img208.imageshack.us

In class one day, you'll read words where there'll be no words, and on that day Melville will go to his grave, but he'll rise again within the hour. He will rise and beckon. Then all - all save one shall finish.

Mornin', lads... mornin'. May the heavens bless you.
 
No Such Agency
2009-11-03 04:27:34 PM
dittybopper:
In class one day, you'll read words where there'll be no words, and on that day Melville will go to his grave, but he'll rise again within the hour. He will rise and beckon. Then all - all save one shall finish.

www.historyaddict.com

"When the White whale is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his calves under the knife, so the White Whale will know his spermaceti is wiped out forever."
 
Talon
2009-11-03 04:35:17 PM
Static_Det5: But this is a repeat of July, 2009.

Seriously? This gets a greenlight, when it was already Farked early this year?

Use the notify admins link at the bottom of the page and provide the thread number for the original greenlit. Better than complaining about it.

/I'm a hypocrite, I'd probably just complain too.
 
Space_Fetus
2009-11-03 05:20:31 PM
"And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the rage and hate felt by his whole race. If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it."

www.jammersreviews.com
 
rytheran
2009-11-03 05:30:53 PM
It's funny. When I read 'warning' i thought it was because the whale was attacking boats or something. Now I understand they don't want anybody to kill it. Perhaps someone should let the whale know that he's swimming with savages.
 
Gunny Highway
2009-11-03 05:39:53 PM
page66.files.wordpress.com
 
I am Ahab
2009-11-03 05:48:10 PM
Getting a kick.
/Well played Gunny Highway
 
LewDux
2009-11-03 05:51:19 PM
I am Ahab: Getting a kick.
/Well played Gunny Highway

but 1 hour 21 minute and 23 seconds too late
 
Thosw
2009-11-03 06:50:32 PM
So who collected the bounty for spotting it first?
 
mylonitic
2009-11-03 06:54:06 PM
At the risk of bannination, why do the mods hate the Tick?
 
Gunny Highway
2009-11-03 06:57:26 PM
mylonitic: At the risk of bannination, why do the mods hate the Tick?

Mods may hate The Tick but I know someone the hippies love

www.thetick.ws
 
shanteyman [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 07:16:31 PM
To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Oh ye whale, ye damned whale !
 
Ambrotos
2009-11-03 07:45:40 PM
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
 
BarryJV
2009-11-03 08:17:20 PM
twocrabs.blogs.com
 
VictorOfBorge
2009-11-03 09:21:44 PM
Talon: How long until a Japanese ship harpoons it... for scientific purposes of course?

No doubt to charge a King's ransom for the albino whale penis sushi to enhance the libido of some Japanese millionaires.
 
etv_2k
2009-11-03 10:40:23 PM
I put out a warning about a white whale here in town.
She wasn't very happy about it.
That's the thanks I get for warning her to watch out for Captain Ahab.
 
GoteamVenture
2009-11-04 12:07:32 AM
into the caverns of the deep (new window)

extra brutal
 
bonehead800
2009-11-04 12:07:50 AM
Saw that whale once, and probably closer to 100 yards from it. I was on the way back from an overnight dive on the Reef and the other boat belonging to the dive company I went with radio'd our boat to come over and see. He was with two regular coloured whales. They circled the boat, then came toward us. The water was turquoise wherever he went... probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
 
mylonitic
2009-11-04 12:14:33 AM
Gunny highway: Mods may hate The Tick but I know someone the hippies love

Yep. I posted a pic of blowhole, but the modmins deleted it for some reason.
 
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