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If that's wrong I don't wanna be right.

Hugh Grant is the creepy drunk guy hitting on models half his age

Wait a minute...I'm Hugh Grant?

The Hero and Obvious tags are going to come kick your ass, submitter.

As long as he's not 20 it's really not that big a deal.

The difference between Hugh Grant and the rest of the middle aged drunks around here is that he occasionally is able to close the deal (most likely).

...getting a kick...etc.

Can't say I wouldn't do the same. I wouldn't be as successful.

That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Boritom: Rev. Skarekroe: As long as he's not 20 35 or younger, it's really not that big a deal.

Fixed...

What was wrong with it the way it was?

CruiserTwelve: That's a hard looking 23 year old.

Agreed, but I'm not sure what happened. She just got booted from Models of the Runway last week, and looked wonderful. I understand that those things are taped months ago, but still.

Google Matar Cohen and you'll see how great she was looking.

I, too, fail to see the issue here. Were I in a similar position I'd do exactly the same. Hell I'd be the biggest man-whore like, ever.

Granted, not many of us wouldn't be trying to pick up those models, and we'd likely be having less success.

But still, this is the guy who was tapping Elizabeth Hurley and farked it all up for one nasty looking hooker. Even taking into account the whole "for every hot woman there's a man tired of putting up with her shiat," the fact is that the guy could have been going from one insanely hot starlet to another without having his bed cool down in between. Instead, he's left failing when he tries to pick up models who might be hot, but haven't hit the big time yet.

Honestly, being Hugh Grant...he could do better.

So, kind of like me at a fark party? Minus the models, obviously.

radioman_: Remember the formula: half your age plus 7 years. Hugh is 49 so anything 31 and above is fine. What does a 23 year old have interesting to say, anyway?

I don't know but those sex and the city broads never have anything interesting to say and they are in their 30s.

/Yeah they are fictional but still.

icanhazstapler: Holy shiat, Boxxy has really let herself go!

/cocaine's a helluva drug!