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(news&observer)   19-year old shoots himself in leg trying to register for high school classes   (newsobserver.com) divider line 42
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2001-09-18 08:44:26 AM
Taht's my home state...sigh

Figures it's in Durham

Jubal_Harshaw
 
2001-09-18 08:45:19 AM
19 year old? I bet he was going to be a freshman for the 5th time as well.
 
2001-09-18 08:47:13 AM
yeah, give the gun to your sister, but keep the weed.
 
fb-
2001-09-18 08:49:32 AM
Obviously this kid is a real farking genius to begin with if he's 19 and still in High School. Time to drop out, knock up some trailer trash and get a job pumping gas and filling tires.
 
2001-09-18 09:04:56 AM
After the gun went off -- about 11:45 a.m. -- Williamson passed it to his sister, who ran out of the school, Sarvis said

And who says kids aren't learning today?
 
2001-09-18 09:20:18 AM
After the gun went off -- about 11:45 a.m. -- Williamson passed it to his sister, who ran out of the school, Sarvis said.

Like thats the ONLY thing a 19 year old hick bastard has been passing to his sister Bwahahahahaha!ROTF
 
2001-09-18 09:20:42 AM
Being Durham, I woldn't be surprised if Jordan H.S. was named for Michael Jordan.
 
bug
2001-09-18 09:36:14 AM
*****REGISTRATION CONFIRMATION*****
1st Period: "Turf" Patrol
2nd Period: Graffiti 104
3rd Period: O.G. administration
4th Period: Sign Language
5th Period: Pant Roll Fashion
6th Period: 8-ball economics
7th Period: Shank/shop
 
2001-09-18 09:38:18 AM
That story makes me glad to live in NC
 
2001-09-18 09:42:45 AM
Hey, that's right down the street from my house! And, no it's not named for Michael Jordan.
 
2001-09-18 09:45:44 AM
The placement of the tag is great.

"Stupid 19-year old..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2001-09-18 09:56:12 AM
I guess someone failed health class huh?
 
2001-09-18 09:58:28 AM
maybe he should try middle school next time.
 
2001-09-18 10:20:01 AM
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

*BLAM*

Hey! That IS a gun in your pocket!
 
2001-09-18 10:28:43 AM
Too bad the gun missed the can of chewing tobacky in his pocket, could have saved him some pain!

-North Carolina, where tobacco is considered a vegetable-
 
2001-09-18 10:38:52 AM
Too bad it didn't take off his nads so he couldn't reproduce.
 
2001-09-18 10:40:36 AM
Too bad he didn't blow his johnson off, because you know this idiot will reproduce
 
2001-09-18 10:46:22 AM
Bunchahooey:

Would that be "Tomacco"?
 
2001-09-18 10:49:56 AM
Would've been easier if he'd used a pen like everyone else
 
2001-09-18 11:01:44 AM
oh No! Boys and girls walking around with guns and pot is not a smart way to treat your body. Guns can kill you quickly, or shoot off your wee-wee by accident, like our little friend here. Now pot, on the hand will kill you also, but it's a fun, longer process. To sum things up, you need to choose between bad and good, right and wrong, drugs or fitness, you understand. So boys and girls when it comes to a good night sleep, and a well balanced meal choose YES!
 
2001-09-18 11:04:28 AM

oh No! Boys and girls walking around with guns and pot is not a smart way to treat your body. Guns can kill you quickly, or shoot off your wee-wee by accident, like our little friend here. Now pot, on the hand will kill you also, but it's a fun, longer process. To sum things up, you need to choose between bad and good, right and wrong, drugs or fitness, you understand. So boys and girls when it comes to a good night sleep, and a well balanced meal choose YES!
 
2001-09-18 11:17:23 AM
Can someone post this guy's transcript and GPA?
Was he a special education student?
 
fb-
2001-09-18 11:42:20 AM
Once again, fb- has gone the extra mile to obtain this students transcripts for you, the farker.


***** Redneck County Schools Transcripts*****

Student (Last, First): Cleetus, Billy-Jim-Bob-Joe-Bob-Ray
Address: 111 Dirty Possum Road
Date Of Birth: 12/16/1981
Gender: Male
Race: Redneck, and damn proud

** Freshman (1) Year **

1. English (F) 0.00
2. Wood Shop (D) 1.00
3. Metal Shop (F) 0.00
4. Algebra 1 (F) 0.00
5. Study Hall (Incomplete) 0.00
6. Vocational School (F) 0.00

Cumulative GPA 0.17

** Freshman (2) Year **

1. English (F) 0.00
2. Wood Shop 2(D) 1.00
3. Metal Shop (F) 0.00
4. Algebra 1 (F) 0.00
5. Study Hall (Incomplete) 0.00
6. Vocational School (F) 0.00

Cumulative GPA 0.17

** Freshman (3) Year **

1. English (F) 0.00
2. Wood Shop 3(D) 1.00
3. Metal Shop (F) 0.00
4. Algebra 1 (F) 0.00
5. Study Hall (Incomplete) 0.00
6. Vocational School (F) 0.00

Cumulative GPA 0.17

** Freshman (4) Year **

1. English (F) 0.00
2. Wood Shop 4(D) 1.00
3. Metal Shop (F) 0.00
4. Algebra 1 (F) 0.00
5. Study Hall (Incomplete) 0.00
6. Vocational School (F) 0.00

Cumulative GPA 0.17
 
bug
2001-09-18 12:17:43 PM
Fb,
the only reason he got an F in Algebra 1 was because the teacher didn't like him
 
2001-09-18 12:18:11 PM
Woohoo! Slim Goodbody!

3Horn
 
2001-09-18 01:24:55 PM
Ah yes, the tomacco, nature's perfect food.

Get real about the redneck business though, we're talking about Durham. We're probably dealing with Tyrone, not Billy-Bob.
 
fb-
2001-09-18 01:35:03 PM
I know, but if I made an inner-city black kid joke, I would be a racist hate monger. Everybody thinks redneck jokes are funny.
 
2001-09-18 01:39:57 PM
Missed his head? Damn.
 
2001-09-18 02:06:25 PM
Bunchahooey Actually, around Jordan, it could be just about anyone; white, black, green, purple (I'm not really sure what green & purple people look like, but that's beside the point). That area of Durham's fairly diverse. Most likely he was white black or hispanic.
 
2001-09-18 02:13:10 PM
What else would he be? Asian?
 
2001-09-18 02:14:20 PM
Can't we all just remember-when-libby-dumbasses-used-
to-get-all-worked-up-in-a-froth-'n'-lather-about-
tellin'-them-"nubian-jokes"-and-now-they-are-doin'-the-
tellin'-usin'-the-same-jokes-only-with-rednecks-and-
look-who-the-real-jokes-is-on along?
 
2001-09-18 02:22:33 PM
I think I'm in love with Bunchahooey.
 
2001-09-18 02:23:29 PM
Don't tell anyone
 
2001-09-18 02:24:01 PM
WOW!
 
2001-09-18 03:09:34 PM
Heh, Albert's in love with a bunch of hooey.

I think we should create an imaginary race that can simply represent people without brains. That way we can tell all the same jokes, offending only the imaginary.

But who am I kidding, the ACLU would probably take up their cause.
 
2001-09-18 03:22:41 PM
WhaleUmm, Arab, Asian, Indian, South American, etc...
 
2001-09-18 04:11:50 PM
Anyone notice his sister, who appears to be a tad smarter than him is 24 years old and in a high school registering for classes.
 
2001-09-18 04:12:04 PM
LOL! you tell em Rodney!
 
2001-09-18 05:33:59 PM
A friend of mine moved for the single purpose of getting their child out of that school. Guess that was a good decision!
 
2001-09-18 07:53:49 PM
High school registration took two hours for me standing in the hot sun in a long smelly line, i'd shoot myself as well.
 
2001-09-18 09:52:09 PM
Hey! Another cute Redhead Farker in here in my home town???? There may be hope for Raleigh after all! LOL

Jubal_Harshaw

P.S. Durham has more murders than any other city in NC...mostly stupid gang banger like this one.
 
2001-09-19 01:30:17 AM
I think that's highly clever...Is education that important? Whoa! I had better buck-up then, eh?
 
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