U2 sucks.

I just can't understand how some people don't think that Achtung Baby is an incredible record. I do however understand the argument for everything after that.

Rock and Roll for U2 died off in 1987. After that they became a pop band.

pheelix: Rock and Roll for U2 died off in 1987. After that they became a pop band.

Never call him number two....

Someone please get him in a helicopter.

One, two, three, FOURTEEN!!!!

I_C_Weener: edronny: I just can't understand how some people don't think that Achtung Baby is an incredible record. I do however understand the argument for everything after that.

Is that the one with Mysterious Ways and Wild Horses?

Yes, plus The Fly, Zoo Station, Until the End of the World, So Cruel, and One.

That's like me saying the human race is going to die off in the next 80 years because I'm not getting laid.

You know what I would buy? A DVD of Bono getting thrown from an airplane at 30,000 feet, into a volcano, while having 30 lbs of tnt strapped to him.

I'd pay upwards of 20 bucks to see that.

Aside from that I would really like to never hear anything from U2 again.

johan heggs tiny man nipples: You know what I would buy? A DVD of Bono getting thrown from an airplane at 30,000 feet, into a volcano, while having 30 lbs of tnt strapped to him.

I'd pay upwards of 20 bucks to see that.

Aside from that I would really like to never hear anything from U2 again.

Sounds like you are a fan of Scientology my Xenu brother!

johan heggs tiny man nipples: You know what I would buy? A DVD of Bono getting thrown from an airplane at 30,000 feet, into a volcano, while having 30 lbs of tnt strapped to him.

I'd pay upwards of 20 bucks to see that.

Aside from that I would really like to never hear anything from U2 again.

Whatever you'd contribute I'd double it.

/maybe we should hold some kind of fund raiser?

the letter u and the numeral 2 (new window) (oh, yes! there will be profanity by the sh*tload)

Wettner Quote 2009-11-03 11:31:46 AM
johan heggs tiny man nipples: You know what I would buy? A DVD of Bono getting thrown from an airplane at 30,000 feet, into a volcano, while having 30 lbs of tnt strapped to him.

I'd pay upwards of 20 bucks to see that.

Aside from that I would really like to never hear anything from U2 again.

Sounds like you are a fan of Scientology my Xenu brother!

No, it actually came from (I think) an old Dragonlance book where Tasslehoff Burrfoot talks about someone dying by falling off a cliff into the mouth of a lion thats on fire.

My comment was just a variation on that theme.

/Bono sucks
//really really sucks

Rock and roll IS dying...blame the following:






When a concert becomes more about jumping around while some shaven ape hamemrs on a guitar in some lazy alternate tuning...you know rock is dead.

/you're damned right i'm bitter.

Yeah....OK there, Racquetball Goggles.

There are new bands making great rock music, it's just that careerists like U2 don't when to call it a day.

He calls himself free but he charges people $100 to see him. He should change his name to the Latin equivalent of "sellout".

Trey Le Parc: He calls himself free but he charges people $100 to see him. He should change his name to the Latin equivalent of "sellout".

Hey, those glasses of his ain't free, y'know.

That being said, U2 might not be cranking out the hits like they used to, but their music is still better than 90% of the crapfest that calls itself "Rock and Roll" these days.

Hender: Trey Le Parc: He calls himself free but he charges people $100 to see him. He should change his name to the Latin equivalent of "sellout".

Hey, those glasses of his ain't free, y'know.

That being said, U2 might not be cranking out the hits like they used to, but their music is still better than 90% of the crapfest that calls itself "Rock and Roll" these days.

Me farting in the bathtub after an evening of hot wings and beer is probably better then 90% of "Rock and Roll" these days. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

whoviantrekkie: Rock and roll IS dying...blame the following:

When a concert becomes more about jumping around while some shaven ape hamemrs on a guitar in some lazy alternate tuning...you know rock is dead.

/you're damned right i'm bitter.

I refuse to blame Japanese girls for anything.

"you're damned right i'm bitter."

And even if by some miracle a good rock band showed up, you'd never hear bout them, they'd never get air play or recorded.
You can't buy what they won't sell.
/so bitter I'm acrid.

Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

debug: Hender: Trey Le Parc: He calls himself free but he charges people $100 to see him. He should change his name to the Latin equivalent of "sellout".

Hey, those glasses of his ain't free, y'know.

That being said, U2 might not be cranking out the hits like they used to, but their music is still better than 90% of the crapfest that calls itself "Rock and Roll" these days.

Me farting in the bathtub after an evening of hot wings and beer is probably better then 90% of "Rock and Roll" these days. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.



I don't wanna fart on no snare drum

/agrees

Um...*cough*



/my favorite U2 album

GristleDick: Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

Disagrees with you while melting your face and paying homage to Queen along with entirely original works

Kurmudgeon: "you're damned right i'm bitter."

And even if by some miracle a good rock band showed up, you'd never hear bout them, they'd never get air play or recorded.
/so bitter I'm acrid.

True, but also understand that the model for music has changed. The majority of bands proliferating are seeking regional markets rather than national exposure.

And i'm just a dick because in Maine, the 'scene' is mostly something called "post hardcore" that soudns like someone executing a live bear with a chainsaw and has fans that look like this --> farking hipster (new window)

GristleDick: Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

Excuse me? YOUR generation of record execs and big music pushed this music on us to make money. There are alot of really amazing bands out there right now, but they aren't main stream so you may have to dig a little to find some good stuff

Some of us are trying to change music and do something different, it's hard to do

GristleDick: Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

There's more of it there than there is here, yes. But there is a lot here, too. You just have to actually do the discovery legwork yourself. (and the Internet aids in that task muuuuuuch more than your local ClearChannel station does).

/someone who has music from the 1920's up through last month in his collection.

capnmonkey: GristleDick: Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

Disagrees with you while melting your face and paying homage to Queen along with entirely original works

Muse sucks

kmfjd:

Muse sucks

Everyone say hi to the rap fan.

solcofn: Um...*cough*



/my favorite U2 album


I liked it too. SEVENTEEN F**KING YEARS AGO.

"I don't like old people on a rock 'n' roll stage. What you're pretty much doing is imitating yourself at the age of 25, and there's basically nothing more pathetic." - Grace Slick


Rock and roll was meant to rebel against the prior generation, and piss off your parents. It wasn't meant to have a Hall of Fame or an old timers day. It's for youth and tired old men on stage still playing rock star is pathetic.

It's over and careerists like Racquetball Goggles just doesn't get it.

gittlebass: GristleDick: Here's a question for all the youngsters out there...Do you ever listen to rock, r&b, and pop from the sixties and seventies and feel stunned by how much the music of today SUCKS by comparrison? Cause it REALLY does. The top acts of today aren't nearly as good as the third stringers of that era. Grand Funk was mediocre, and they are still way better than the White Stripes. Your generation was passed the torch of rock and roll and fumbled it horribly.

Excuse me? YOUR generation of record execs and big music pushed this music on us to make money. There are alot of really amazing bands out there right now, but they aren't main stream so you may have to dig a little to find some good stuff

Some of us are trying to change music and do something different, it's hard to do

THIS. After Jimi, Janis, and John Bonham died, you decided that music needed to become a product first and art second.

Hender: Trey Le Parc: He calls himself free but he charges people $100 to see him. He should change his name to the Latin equivalent of "sellout".

Hey, those glasses of his ain't free, y'know.

That being said, U2 might not be cranking out the hits like they used to, but their music is still better than 90% of the crapfest that calls itself "Rock and Roll" these days.



ummm.... Mr. Dick Valentine would like to have a word with you.
/likes the old stuff too.
//this shiat rocks.

pheelix: Rock and Roll for U2 died off in 1987. After that they became a pop band.

Pretty much called that one. The last studio album of theirs I bought was The Joshua Tree.

kanesays: solcofn: Um...*cough*



/my favorite U2 album


I liked it too. SEVENTEEN F**KING YEARS AGO.

"I don't like old people on a rock 'n' roll stage. What you're pretty much doing is imitating yourself at the age of 25, and there's basically nothing more pathetic." - Grace Slick


Rock and roll was meant to rebel against the prior generation, and piss off your parents. It wasn't meant to have a Hall of Fame or an old timers day. It's for youth and tired old men on stage still playing rock star is pathetic.

It's over and careerists like Racquetball Goggles just doesn't get it.

She then proceeded to build that city. On rock and roooolll.


/That song is now really stuck in mt head. Get it out!

You guys are just jealous because Bono is a better human being than all of you.

U2 and rock and roll do not go together in a sentence.

Never understood the U2 hype either.

OOOOOOOOH, the Bono from U2! I thought subby was talking about a different Bono

Shostie: Unicron74: Thought Zooropa was vastly underrated.

I think I'm one of the few people who actually liked that album a lot. It's a departure, to be sure, but there's still a lot of good music on it.

It was originally intended as B-sides for Achtung Baby, but they decided to stretch it into a full album.