It's better than the headline says. It's self referential. The child porn collection contains video of a man masturbating to child porn in the police station evidence room. Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

ZAZ: Like in the old days when you would aim a video camera at the monitor and get a tunnel of shifting colors. You think this guy got off watching himself get off to some underage girl?

Is the world ready for recursive porn?

Never Subby?? Never?

So they gave him a chance to surrender at the station so his kids and neighbors don't have to see him being hauled off and he cancels? This guy is just full of smooth moves.

Oh child pornography. I wish I could quit you.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, let me tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and this sort of thing goes on all the time.

That Acai berry ad made me do a doubletake...

/dumbass trumps sick, imho

Well where exactly am I supposed to do that then?

If this is wrong then I don't want to be right!!


/Wait...what is this about again?

Willie Sutton approves.

WHY?!

Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

Depends on who you're masturbating.

Yes, if you must masturbate to porn in the police station evidence room, make sure it's adult porn.

No, it's, if you masturbate to child porn in the police station, just make sure it's not the evidence room.

No, no, it's, you can watch child porn in the police station evidence room, but don't masturbate.

No, hang on, it's, if you evidence the porn room to child police, make good it's a sure idea.

Wait, what's the lesson, subby?

tuffsnake: Is it ever a good idea to masturbate in a police station?

A drunk chick tried to jerk me off in the back of a police SUV, and I almost got in trouble for it, so I'm going with "no".

zootsuit: The dumbassery is difficult to believe. This guy (evidently) copied the pics AND THE VIDEO of himself wanking to them onto some CDs with another case's evidence on them and mailed the whole shibbang the DA.

I dunno if "dumbassery" is the right word, language nazism aside. I've seen people with entirely too little or way too much structure in their lives randomly go nuts and engage in deliberately self-destructive behavior. It can happen at any age, but adolescence and mid-life crisis seem to be the most common. I've personally witnessed nothing on this level of absurdity -- the dude's got issues way above and beyond anyone I know -- but combine creepy compulsion with flipping the "I feel I have so little control over my life I'm going to randomly fark it up just to spite myself" switch and I can somehow wrap my head around the insanity. Not literally.