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(New York Daily News) Strange Army reservist .... OUT   (nydailynews.com) divider line 19
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2009-11-03 08:23:05 AM
"His aggressive and violent efforts to come into physical contact with me are extremely frightening to me,"

BWAHAHAHA
What a pussy.
 
2009-11-03 09:08:05 AM
The reservist in question.

images.ocregister.com
 
2009-11-03 11:56:25 AM
um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?
 
2009-11-03 11:56:53 AM
Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.
 
2009-11-03 12:03:47 PM
Does that violate "Don't ask. Don't tell."?
 
2009-11-03 12:06:09 PM
Whiskey Whiskey out?
 
2009-11-03 12:16:16 PM
alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

You gonna get raped.
 
2009-11-03 12:19:49 PM
You know how I know you're gay?
 
2009-11-03 12:20:17 PM
that guy`s hair and beard are clearly out of regs. someone should do something about it. a disgrace i tell you.
 
2009-11-03 12:23:32 PM
alphabet: Things aren't going to go so well when this dude has to tell the other prisoners that he's in for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll do okay.
 
2009-11-03 12:28:15 PM
wet_dream: um, shouldn't this guy get have been given a Hero's Tag for trying to rid the world of Ryan Seacrest?

THIS
 
2009-11-03 12:45:21 PM
chopit:
He's Army Reserve Special Forces. I think he'll be a very nice prison wife for some thug.



FTFY
 
2009-11-03 01:14:33 PM
www.jeffbots.com

Chidi chidi chidi -- what a douchebag.
 
2009-11-03 01:47:34 PM
I just assumed he was stalking to kill. Maybe they spin the gay angle to make him look bad. Maybe he was a kite agent and his handlers cut him lose after failing his mission and used their contacts in the media to "gay him up" and cover their tracks. Now I said too much, I think I hear the black helicopters coming.
 
2009-11-03 01:57:24 PM
The UCMJ's not gonna be happy about this, no, not one bit....
 
2009-11-03 03:43:35 PM
Sybarite: The reservist in question.

Greg Oden?
 
2009-11-03 07:59:46 PM
The stalker looks like Jimmy Walker with Manson lamps. When he says dyn-o-mite you better run.
 
2009-11-04 05:04:26 AM
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2009-11-04 02:22:58 PM
subby? out, or outted?
 
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