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ElPresidente
2009-11-03 07:16:19 AM
Better headline FTFA: "A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself."
 
Last One Left
2009-11-03 07:36:41 AM
"Gydosh complained immediately to an assistant manager, who was present when Mendoza made the comment. The (assistant manager) failed to take any action to assist her," the complaint states.

Well, he was probably serving as the manager's fluffer at the time. How much can one man do?
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:19:42 AM
"All she needs is a good (expletive) up her (expletive), and I'd be good for that," Mendoza replied

This would make a halfway decent Madlib.
 
Obdicut
2009-11-03 08:29:44 AM
Sounds like Mendoza knows how to party, but not when to party.

A common mistake.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:30:43 AM
When he's your boss:

upload.wikimedia.org

This shouldn't be unexpected.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:31:51 AM
Fark: You already have one of him.
TotalFark: He's alone.
 
tin_man [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:48:32 AM
Michelle Gydosh, $101,000

Melissa Johnson, $32,000

Rosemary Singer, $57,000

Dawn Kovacs, $60,000

Nicole Wallace, $5,000

Something tells me Nicole sued because she WASN'T sexually harassed.
 
StrikitRich
2009-11-03 08:55:29 AM
Ruby Tuesdays? Was he turned on by excessive flair?
 
Oldiron_79
2009-11-03 08:56:57 AM
Hmm, if you offered to make a pron with your employee, it could be argued that its a business offer and not sexual harassment. At least if you have a good enough lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury.
 
squirmster
2009-11-03 08:57:59 AM
tin_man: Michelle Gydosh, $101,000

Melissa Johnson, $32,000

Rosemary Singer, $57,000

Dawn Kovacs, $60,000

Nicole Wallace, $5,000

Something tells me Nicole sued because she WASN'T sexually harassed.

Or she liked it, but didn't want to miss out on a good thing!
 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:58:08 AM
If it was me, I'd call the film Ruby Boobsday.
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 08:59:54 AM
He sounds just like a farker I know.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:00:14 AM
easiest $100k she'll ever make.
 
Vangor
2009-11-03 09:02:08 AM
Awkward? Sounds like a great time to request the promotion and raise.
 
Fark Irony Police
2009-11-03 09:02:50 AM
Booby Tuesday
 
bignobody
2009-11-03 09:03:10 AM
img20.imageshack.us
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
incrdbil
2009-11-03 09:03:20 AM
ElPresidente: Better headline FTFA: "A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself."

Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!
 
clkelley5v1
2009-11-03 09:03:22 AM
I thought this was to be expected when working in the restaurant industry.

/Checking on statute of limitations.
 
otto the bull
2009-11-03 09:04:02 AM
Rub her boobs day
 
Vangor
2009-11-03 09:05:15 AM
incrdbil: Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

Yakkity Sax.

Now the whole picture makes sense.
 
MalloreeH
2009-11-03 09:05:31 AM
The scariest part of the whole story is that the guy is married and has multiple children...
 
otto the bull
2009-11-03 09:05:37 AM
incrdbil:

Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

My Sharona?
 
morgantx
2009-11-03 09:05:43 AM
You know, it can take months to earn $100K filming porn. Average week of shooting will usually only get you about $10,000. I'd say she was a savvy businesswoman for making that kind of money the easy way.
 
Foxie299
2009-11-03 09:05:46 AM
bignobody: MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Came for this. Leaving happy.

/everyone likes a happy ending, right?
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2009-11-03 09:06:22 AM
tin_man: Nicole Wallace, $5,000

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:06:30 AM
My stage name is Buck Nekkid and yours is Boobies McMouthful. The scene is I'm an irate customer who is angry about my Tuesday's Italian Platter. While I argue with you about the meal, you are obviously interested in my package. You can't take your eyes off of it. Finally, I throw some spaghetti in your face to get your attention. You just rub it all over and moan a lot. I then yell "I demand customer satisfaction!" and whip it out. You say "The customer is always right" and we queue the music. Then it's knees, over the table, in the chair, knees, floor, knees, on the desk with the finale me in the chair, you hanging from the lamp by your ankles.
 
dougfm
2009-11-03 09:07:01 AM
www.facebook.com
Michelle Gydosh's Facebook photo

I'm already in my bunk, writing the screenplay for our video.
 
MalloreeH
2009-11-03 09:08:23 AM
Harry Freakstorm: My stage name is Buck Nekkid and yours is Boobies McMouthful. The scene is I'm an irate customer who is angry about my Tuesday's Italian Platter. While I argue with you about the meal, you are obviously interested in my package. You can't take your eyes off of it. Finally, I throw some spaghetti in your face to get your attention. You just rub it all over and moan a lot. I then yell "I demand customer satisfaction!" and whip it out. You say "The customer is always right" and we queue the music. Then it's knees, over the table, in the chair, knees, floor, knees, on the desk with the finale me in the chair, you hanging from the lamp by your ankles.

You're awfully good at scripting a porn...
 
McVodkaBreath
2009-11-03 09:08:58 AM
i think i got less sexual harassment when i worked at hooters. w2g ruby tues.
 
Poppyale
2009-11-03 09:10:17 AM
Harry Freakstorm: My stage name is Buck Nekkid and yours is Boobies McMouthful. The scene is I'm an irate customer who is angry about my Tuesday's Italian Platter. While I argue with you about the meal, you are obviously interested in my package. You can't take your eyes off of it. Finally, I throw some spaghetti in your face to get your attention. You just rub it all over and moan a lot. I then yell "I demand customer satisfaction!" and whip it out. You say "The customer is always right" and we queue the music. Then it's knees, over the table, in the chair, knees, floor, knees, on the desk with the finale me in the chair, you hanging from the lamp by your ankles.



That's a lot of knees! I thought all farkers hated knees...
 
CheekyMonkey
2009-11-03 09:10:30 AM
Lawsuits like this are the reason I only harass women AFTER they're duct-taped in my basement.
 
Thorak
2009-11-03 09:11:06 AM
Our society is SO farked in the head.

I fully agree with no-touchy, or with making sex a requirement for employment/promotion. But part of the complaint from the article is that her boss said she looked "hot". Oh, the horror.

It's reached a point where me saying "I hate that guy, I could kill him if he bugs me again" is less of an issue than me telling a girl "You look pretty today".

Also see movies, where ten people getting violently killed is less of a ratings issue than a single shot of a boob.
 
Ron_Mexico_
2009-11-03 09:11:27 AM
www.channel4.com
 
apacheco
2009-11-03 09:11:38 AM
great now im hungry
 
GoldDude
2009-11-03 09:11:53 AM
bignobody: MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thanks for saving me looking for that pic.
 
numbone
2009-11-03 09:12:37 AM
Women. They get paid when they give it up. They get paid when they don't.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:13:22 AM
Mendoza has faced sexual discrimination claims before. In 1999, he was manager of a Denny's restaurant in Allentown. A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself.

Now why didn't he put this on his resume?

Denny's restaurant, Allentown 1999. Buzzed up performance of the entire wait staff by offering incentives and offering close peer on peer opportunities. Upper management relied on my close observation of employees and my hands on management of their assets. Was cited several times for my close supervision on waitresses.
 
MalloreeH
2009-11-03 09:13:23 AM
Thorak: Our society is SO farked in the head.

I fully agree with no-touchy, or with making sex a requirement for employment/promotion. But part of the complaint from the article is that her boss said she looked "hot". Oh, the horror.

It's reached a point where me saying "I hate that guy, I could kill him if he bugs me again" is less of an issue than me telling a girl "You look pretty today".

Also see movies, where ten people getting violently killed is less of a ratings issue than a single shot of a boob.

Yeah, I think there is a bit of an issue with our society as far as what's OK and what's not OK... but, this guy definitely went too far.
 
Dialectic
2009-11-03 09:13:30 AM
Mendoza has faced sexual discrimination claims before. In 1999, he was manager of a Denny's restaurant in Allentown. A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself.

This dude's a winner, NOT!
 
hodaka
2009-11-03 09:13:42 AM
Is it awkward if you want to make a porn video with your boss?
 
loki see loki do
2009-11-03 09:13:57 AM
So it's Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.

/still I'm gonna miss you.
 
apacheco
2009-11-03 09:14:07 AM
Thorak: Our society is SO farked in the head.

I fully agree with no-touchy, or with making sex a requirement for employment/promotion. But part of the complaint from the article is that her boss said she looked "hot". Oh, the horror.

It's reached a point where me saying "I hate that guy, I could kill him if he bugs me again" is less of an issue than me telling a girl "You look pretty today".

Also see movies, where ten people getting violently killed is less of a ratings issue than a single shot of a boob.

------------------------------------------

i dont know about all that
 
ObscureNameHere
2009-11-03 09:14:10 AM
DjangoStonereaver: When he's your boss:



This shouldn't be unexpected.

Who is that anyways? I see his pic in threads every so often.
 
grimatongueworm
2009-11-03 09:14:11 AM
Ok Farkers, its time to play..Name That Tune!

Come On Eilene?
 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:14:40 AM
Pocket Ninja: "All she needs is a good (expletive) up her (expletive), and I'd be good for that," Mendoza replied

This would make a halfway decent Madlib.

Purple monkey, dishwasher.
 
mikemc3
2009-11-03 09:17:08 AM
Ruby Tuesday's should learn to screen their applicants ALOT better if they missed this one..

"Mendoza has faced sexual discrimination claims before. In 1999, he was manager of a Denny's restaurant in Allentown. A hostess accused him of following her around the restaurant with a vibrating sex toy in his pocket, buzzing his genitals and singing to himself."
 
tuna fingers [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:18:04 AM
McVodkaBreath: i think i got less sexual harassment when i worked at hooters. w2g ruby tues.

How YOU doin?

BIE?
 
wee beastie
2009-11-03 09:18:15 AM
StrikitRich: Ruby Tuesdays? Was he turned on by excessive flair?

Well you missed the reference in that movie.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-11-03 09:18:44 AM
farm2.static.flickr.com

This hostess is never harassed.

/if he starts, let him finish
 
Thorak
2009-11-03 09:18:55 AM
MalloreeH: Yeah, I think there is a bit of an issue with our society as far as what's OK and what's not OK... but, this guy definitely went too far.

I can see how he was carrying on to be personally offensive, especially when he was turned down continuously; that would step it up to harassment. Also, the ones where he treats women more as sexual objects than potential sexual partners. I don't see any problem with making suggestive comments to a coworker, at least once to see if they're interested. They might be lewd, but at worst, you go "ick", he leaves you alone from there on out, and there's no issue. If they keep it up, that's harassment, regardless of whether it's sexual or not.
 
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