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(My Fox DC)   Best place to rob a guy: outside a bank after cashing his check. Worst place to rob a guy: outside a gym where, full of testosterone and carrying only a water bottle, your victim wouldn't mind doing a couple more reps on your face   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 77
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2009-11-03 10:39:34 AM
You forgot to mention "suffering a gunshot wound and still beat their asses".
 
2009-11-03 10:39:51 AM
thought victim was too tired to put up a fight?

/what, cant stay up until last call to roll some drunks like a normal crack head?
 
2009-11-03 10:41:15 AM
to be fair, the guy at the gym was an ivy leaguer driving a BMW

and clearly had a 6-figure salary
 
2009-11-03 10:41:22 AM
D135: thought victim was too tired to put up a fight?

/what, cant stay up until last call to roll some drunks like a normal crack head?


Well he needed the cash to get his first hit of the night to stay up that late. Think man!
 
2009-11-03 10:42:21 AM
Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.
 
2009-11-03 10:43:18 AM
If the victim was really on steroids the gunshot wound wouldn't have stopped him subby.
 
2009-11-03 10:43:43 AM
Digitalstrange: +1
 
2009-11-03 10:44:43 AM
BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

Lay off the 'roids
 
2009-11-03 10:45:08 AM
The perps' descriptions really narrow the suspects down!
 
2009-11-03 10:46:04 AM
BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!
 
2009-11-03 10:46:26 AM
If I were to make a heist, I'd probably rob a comic shop.

Think about it, it's a good idea.
 
2009-11-03 10:46:53 AM
first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves
 
2009-11-03 10:47:23 AM
The first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds

...and thinks he can take anyone that bothers to show up to a gym? Stay home and eat sandwiches, freak.
 
2009-11-03 10:47:37 AM
26 minutes
 
2009-11-03 10:47:53 AM
not now, chief, i'm in the farking zone.
 
2009-11-03 10:48:10 AM
badLogic: first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves

blog.wfmu.org

With the pic this time.
 
2009-11-03 10:48:55 AM
BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

That so reminded me of Mark and Tom from Little Britain USA.

"I gave it to her... I gave it to her real good...she couldn't walk when I was done with her..!"

"She , the one in the wheel chair..?"

"Yeah"
 
2009-11-03 10:48:58 AM
D135: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!


just what kind of "roid" are we talking about here?
 
2009-11-03 10:48:58 AM
D135: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!


I'll tell you in 26 minutes
 
2009-11-03 10:49:05 AM
The beatdown lasted 26 minutes.
 
2009-11-03 10:49:37 AM
Digitalstrange: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

Lay off the 'roids


Hah. No chemicals, just natural high. When you've killed a real good session at the gym then theres nothing else like it. Seriously. If some guy says run through that wall, you can do it.
I used to drink alcohol to get high, now I still drink a little but mainly I work out/run etc
 
2009-11-03 10:49:50 AM
lolmadillo: to be fair, the guy at the gym was an ivy leaguer driving a BMW

and clearly had a 6-figure salary


I hear the incident took less than 26 minutes.

/dnrtfa
 
2009-11-03 10:51:46 AM
Noooo, worst place is still the International Ninja Convention.
 
2009-11-03 10:51:48 AM
badLogic: first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds.


He is lucky the victim did not sneeze and knock him into the next county.

Approves


Obama?
 
2009-11-03 10:52:02 AM
It's been referenced before, but I'll add the picture...

cache.gawker.com
/you know I'm hot... hot enough to be 8.9 on Hot or Not
 
2009-11-03 10:52:15 AM
Did anybody mention 26 minutes yet?
 
2009-11-03 10:52:24 AM
D135: thought victim was too tired to put up a fight?

/what, cant stay up until last call to roll some drunks like a normal crack head?


Actually, I came here to say that coming out of the gym would be the absolute best time to rob me. I can usually barely manage to wear my own clothes home until I've had a shower and a protein shake.
 
2009-11-03 10:53:32 AM
CavalierEternal: Noooo, worst place is still the International Ninja Convention.

How can you rob them if you can't even see them?
Ninja parade video (new window)
 
2009-11-03 10:53:52 AM
offacue: Did anybody mention 26 minutes yet?

26 minutes ago.
 
2009-11-03 10:54:11 AM
"I will pound your face into a jelly!!!"

farm3.static.flickr.com

sure it wasn't... him?
 
2009-11-03 10:54:18 AM
CygnusDarius: If I were to make a heist, I'd probably rob a comic shop.

Think about it, it's a good idea.


No money in the till. You might get $100, but that is such a piss poor ROI. If you are going to steal you might as well go to a four year collage, better if it is an Ivy league school, get a degree in Buisness or Finance, land a job manageming other peoples money and really steal big.
 
2009-11-03 10:54:48 AM
static1.videosift.com
 
2009-11-03 10:55:02 AM
Hey it's on my farkit list(It's kind of like a bucket list only it's a list of things you do because you WANT to die soon not because you are GOING to die soon).

kick a grizzley bear in the nuts
have unprotected sex with a Haitian prostitute
throw potatoes at the Irish mafia holding up a sign that says "suck on that spudsuckers"
grab a sniper rifle and go sailing around the horn of africa
go to the gym and beat some dudes up
challenge amy winehouse to a crack smokedown
 
2009-11-03 10:57:38 AM
if anybody even looks at me funny I'm starting a fight!
laidoffinnyc.files.wordpress.com

/need more HGH and some 'tein
 
2009-11-03 10:58:34 AM
The Face Of Oblivion 2009-11-03 10:47:23 AM The first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds

...and thinks he can take anyone that bothers to show up to a gym? Stay home and eat sandwiches, freak.
===================================================

Heh. This.

/And I thought I was skinny.
 
2009-11-03 11:00:51 AM
CygnusDarius: If I were to make a heist, I'd probably rob a comic shop.

Think about it, it's a good idea.


Only if your idea of a good heist is getting away with pocket change and a copy of Spiderman #17 in "good" condition. Comic shops are not a treasure trove.
 
2009-11-03 11:01:25 AM
poppyale is heading to the gym in......
 
2009-11-03 11:07:55 AM
Dr. Flavenglaven: Only if your idea of a good heist is getting away with pocket change and a copy of Spiderman #17 in "good" condition. Comic shops are not a treasure trove.

Ok, can you think of a place they'd have lots of money, no security and you are 100% sure no one will stop you?.
 
2009-11-03 11:14:42 AM
The first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds

Wanted for questioning:

valdefierro.com
 
2009-11-03 11:16:31 AM
FTA: a black man who is clean shaven and was wearing a hat with a gray hooded sweatshirt. He has a tear-drop tattoo on his face.

Well, that narrows it down to about 5 million guys.
 
2009-11-03 11:17:23 AM
CrankMyBlueSax lol awesome!
 
2009-11-03 11:22:27 AM
PsyLord: It's been referenced before, but I'll add the picture...


/you know I'm hot... hot enough to be 8.9 on Hot or Not


where I come from, 8.9/10 is a B.
 
2009-11-03 11:26:54 AM
bungle_jr: D135: BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

roid rage example #1


/gym thread or crackhead thread, which way will it go?!

just what kind of "roid" are we talking about here?


Hem
 
2009-11-03 11:27:26 AM
ph0rk: PsyLord: It's been referenced before, but I'll add the picture...


/you know I'm hot... hot enough to be 8.9 on Hot or Not

where I come from, 8.9/10 is a B.

Depends on the grading system. Bell curve maybe?
His pic screams self absorbed douche - he is anything but hot.
 
2009-11-03 11:37:30 AM
AbbeySomeone: ph0rk: PsyLord: It's been referenced before, but I'll add the picture...


/you know I'm hot... hot enough to be 8.9 on Hot or Not

where I come from, 8.9/10 is a B.
Depends on the grading system. Bell curve maybe?
His pic screams self absorbed douche - he is anything but hot.


here's where the meme comes from:

John Fitzgerald Page is the biggest DBAG in the world!

here's a link to his website where his self absorption knows no bounds:

Here we prove that JFP is the biggest DBAG in the world. nay...universe.
 
2009-11-03 11:48:44 AM
CygnusDarius: Dr. Flavenglaven: Only if your idea of a good heist is getting away with pocket change and a copy of Spiderman #17 in "good" condition. Comic shops are not a treasure trove.

Ok, can you think of a place they'd have lots of money, no security and you are 100% sure no one will stop you?.


Nope, which is why I've never claimed to be a criminal mastermind. Also, Comic Book Guy is just as likely to have a firearm behind the counter as much as any other small business owner.

On the plus side, the extra layers of fat may keep small caliber bullets from doing major damage. So he has that going for him.
 
2009-11-03 11:48:58 AM
BesiktasBoy83: Man I'd love for some f___ idiot to attack me after the gym. Seriously I'd kick their ass then when they ran away I'd run after them and kick their ass again then probably f___ them in the ass too (to teach them a lesson). Anyway good story, glad the fools got a true lesson.

What are you doing Friday night?

j/k
 
2009-11-03 11:49:57 AM
i257.photobucket.com

what you might see at the gym.
or not
 
2009-11-03 11:50:15 AM
pureobscure: The first suspect is described as a black man who is about 6 feet tall and 130 pounds

Wanted for questioning:


DYN-O-MITE!
 
2009-11-03 12:03:46 PM
ph0rk: where I come from, 8.9/10 is a B.

Different system measures different things. School grades are meant to fail students who just randomly guess answers on tests, because you're supposed to learn stuff instead of get lucky. Growing up to look like Kevin Bacon, on the other hand, is a matter of luck rather than skill (no matter what plastic surgeons tell you... just remember how many told Michael Jackson they could make him beautiful), so anything above 8.0 should be an A.
 
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