I hate these potatoes. There's a dead fly in these potatoes.

That's my highschool

/facepalm

Well school is all about learning lessons and sometimes those lessons are about life and not just books. In this case, the kid learned that it's not always a good idea to put something in your mouth just because some old guy promised you things if you did.

I wanna know who the teacher is, damnit!

Ok, went and found out that my old Algebra teacher is still teaching there and this sounds pretty much right up his alley.

exick: Well school is all about learning lessons and sometimes those lessons are about life and not just books. In this case, the kid learned that it's not always a good idea to put something in your mouth just because some old guy promised you things if you did.

Seriously, who can resist candy?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
My what a hog, to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat, to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...

She's dead of course!

Bathia_Mapes: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I always heard that with the last line of "perhaps" she'll die.

Next up: a toy Yoda if you have perfect attendance!

God sometimes I wish I was a high school teacher. Wouldn't be long till I was on Fark though either.

This kid isn't going to be enjoying school for anytime soon. The administration officials are going to give him hell for going public on this.

MoeSzyslak: Isn't this the same town as the smoke nazis from the thread the other day? What's in the water there?

Hey, fark you buddy! 3 people do not constitute the entire population. Those farktard people suing their neighbors live in my parent's community.

Holy shiat! I hope it's not my parents!!

Welcome to the real world kid. It's just like that out here, except with spiders.

I think faculty parks like right in front of the office at Oak Ridge. Not gonna be easy.

Fapinator: Dear Kid,

Sometimes people in authority treat you like crap. Doing stupid things which you would otherwise not do because the authority person promised you something only makes this worse.

Yours truly,
Most Of Humanity

Ps. The ball is now in YOUR court. Perhaps you and a dozen or so of your friends could get together and teach the teacher a lesson.