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gopher321

2009-11-02 11:06:49 PM

"...and that's when Goldie took a chunk out of my ass, officer."

lantawa

2009-11-02 11:17:07 PM

That dog is in love. And so is the canine.

punchaprep

2009-11-02 11:23:40 PM

I was waiting for the red rocket

/not that I want to see one

crab66

2009-11-02 11:26:46 PM

Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

PacManDreaming

2009-11-02 11:27:34 PM

Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

feanturi

2009-11-02 11:29:26 PM

PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

Daraymann

2009-11-02 11:33:32 PM

This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

chemical_angel

2009-11-02 11:46:05 PM

crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?

Gilligann

2009-11-02 11:47:22 PM

Who's that biatch he's dancing with?

Standard Deviant

2009-11-02 11:47:22 PM

Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.

lostinspace1978

2009-11-02 11:49:37 PM

chemical_angel: crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?

and they're called chesticles, not tittles..what is this the 80s? come on

RoyBatty

2009-11-02 11:55:30 PM

So that was really wonderful, and I wish I could dance as well as that dog.

Too bad we can't hear from PETA for more lulz.

SwiftFox

2009-11-03 12:01:36 AM

What was amazing was how well it danced, not that it danced at all.

And obviously enjoyed performing.

Both ways an improvement on the average bear.

Gravyguts

2009-11-03 12:02:16 AM

was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

JRoo

2009-11-03 12:03:44 AM

Approves

RoyBatty

2009-11-03 12:07:23 AM

Gravyguts: was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

Apparently the dog is better trained than you.

PacManDreaming

2009-11-03 12:59:13 AM

feanturi: Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

Watching that guy dance around, were you?

jessicat

2009-11-03 01:02:01 AM

Hilarious and probably the best dog dancing I've ever seen. Dog was better than the man. And I didn't notice the sex of the dog either.

wingedkat

2009-11-03 01:23:15 AM

Yeah, I kinda noticed that the dog seemed to be a lady, after I saw that "he" was in a dress.

I'm impressed and a bit perplexed by that video.

Aracnix

2009-11-03 01:42:30 AM

Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance! Laughs all around and a silly way to entertain. Boo on subby for his hate-itude.

Leskay

2009-11-03 02:43:15 AM

Gravyguts: was waiting for the dog to stop mid dance and drop a deuce.

Me too.

I was v.pissed off when I realised, with about 10 seconds to go, that there would be no leg humping or steaming pile of poo, and that the dancing itself was the "humiliation."

Speedbts alt

2009-11-03 03:01:03 AM

JRoo: Approves

Came for this. Thank you.

batou

2009-11-03 04:10:00 AM

me too

Broom

2009-11-03 06:58:53 AM

Subby is a fecking moron. Boys have peeners. biatches got none.

And it takes about a billion times more than this to humiliate an animal that happily eats cat poo.

Like a Cone of Shame.

dig420

2009-11-03 08:41:57 AM

This is why you don't eat dogs.

Booter

2009-11-03 08:56:46 AM

And yet the ladies still prefer the one with the long tongue.

feanturi

2009-11-03 09:32:17 AM

PacManDreaming: feanturi: Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

Watching that guy dance around, were you?

Touche, I walked into that.

Zap_Rowsdower

2009-11-03 09:45:57 AM

Dogs. They left behind their genetic legacy as bad-ass wild hunters who could bring down a moose to give us their unconditional love, devotion, and service. They provide us companionship, loyal service, and a lifetime of devotion. In return, we do this to them.

We're sorry, dogs. So, so sorry.

Krymson Tyde

2009-11-03 10:04:54 AM

Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

Standard Deviant: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.

I'm guessing neither of you have seen this (new window)

MT Beer

2009-11-03 10:25:06 AM

I was kind of amazed at how well the dog was doing...so much so that I forgot to look for/notice hot babes. There's always replay though. As stated above, standard latina hosts.

Standard Deviant

2009-11-03 10:29:09 AM

Krymson Tyde: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

Standard Deviant: Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

So right. That was so creepy.

I'm guessing neither of you have seen this (new window)

Jesus. I remember thinking that was a little odd even in the 80s at the height of his popularity. What the hell?

tonguedepressor

2009-11-03 10:54:10 AM

That dog is gay.

images.tvrage.com

Caspertoo

2009-11-03 11:45:56 AM

I was watching it until I saw that brunette in the black miniskirt...couldn't look at anything else after that

Goldmaniac

2009-11-03 12:28:43 PM

I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

hardercase

2009-11-03 12:44:09 PM

Goldmaniac: I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

I think we have not.

Mr. Cat Poop

2009-11-03 12:44:12 PM

I bet that dude goes through a lot of peanut butter.

WFern

2009-11-03 02:31:44 PM

Speedbts alt: JRoo: Approves

Came for this. Thank you.

Same, though I was expecting Hank and Ladybird.

WFern

2009-11-03 02:32:54 PM

feanturi: PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

The dog was wearing a skirt. That alone made it obvious.

kivelo

2009-11-03 02:41:22 PM

Aracnix: Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance!

Wow, anthropomorphize much?

SkittleBrau

2009-11-03 04:45:34 PM

So who WERE the two hot babes seated in those chairs watching this "dance"?

WFern

2009-11-03 05:07:02 PM

kivelo: Aracnix: Bah! That dog was having a great time. She's grinning through the whole dance!

Wow, anthropomorphize much?

Dog communication (new window)

It's not anthropomorphizing to notice facial expressions.

Gee, I wonder what either of the above could be communicating.

MickTheBloodyPirate

2009-11-03 06:06:11 PM

crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

you say this like it's a bad thing...

feanturi

2009-11-03 08:17:32 PM

WFern: feanturi: PacManDreaming: Um...I saw nothing dangling beneath the dog, so I'm gonna go out on a limb here an guess Subby's parents never had "the talk" with him/her.

Whereas I entirely failed to notice that through the entire video. Hmmm....

The dog was wearing a skirt. That alone made it obvious.

The dog could have been raised in Scotland for all we know.

monkey314159

2009-11-03 08:50:21 PM

Daraymann: This one time I was driving through San Francisco and I saw two guys kissing. That was the gayest thing I had ever farking seen until I watched that video.

I win.

scratched

2009-11-03 08:59:49 PM

I'm pretty sure that's a yellow lab, not a golden retriever.

Lando Lincoln

2009-11-03 09:26:45 PM

Goldmaniac: I think we found the new RickRoll for 2010.

No, THIS is the new Rickroll.

Not that we need one. Rickrolls were stupid as hell.

Merry Sunshine

2009-11-03 09:38:36 PM

Airfoilsguy: Who goes through the trouble and time to teach a dog how to do that? And why??

When you find yourself beginning to question what's the point of someone doing something they clearly enjoy, it might be time to get on the Wellbutrin after all.

stereosam

2009-11-03 10:13:07 PM

chemical_angel: crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

Seriously, turn one on and wait for 30 seconds. BOOM! Massive titties.

Because it's a stupidly male dominated culture and most of the entertainment programs are ridiculously characature?

Is spelled caricature imbecile, and before opening your dumb ass mouth take a look at your hollywood cinema trash..pendejo!

GaryTheEMT

2009-11-03 10:14:41 PM

crab66: Why does every chick on any of the Spanish language channels always have massive tits?

It got you to watch, didn't it?
Universal language type of thing, pretty good to have on any foreign language station

Kilroy6644

2009-11-03 10:40:32 PM

SkittleBrau: So who WERE the two hot babes seated in those chairs watching this "dance"?

The one on the left was Sofia Vergara. Don't know who the other one was.

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