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2009-11-02 10:48:08 PM  
Yep. It's really difficult to be anything but boring when you're trying to make a living, raise kids. Sexual preference makes no difference in that regard.
 
2009-11-02 10:51:45 PM  
The fundies are the ONLY people who didn't know this already.
 
2009-11-03 12:02:20 AM  
That's not true I heard on the internet they go out as teams and try to seduce married heterosexuals into breaking their vows.
 
2009-11-03 12:26:43 AM  
they have way more sex though.
 
2009-11-03 12:55:04 AM  
MorningBreath: they have way more sex though.

You must know different gay couples than I do.
 
2009-11-03 12:55:17 AM  
I always said we should let them be as miserable as straight people.
 
2009-11-03 12:55:18 AM  
Except for the buttsex, sure.
 
2009-11-03 12:59:39 AM  
MemeSlave: Except for the buttsex, sure.

You must know different straight couples than I do.
 
2009-11-03 01:00:44 AM  
Just as many assholes in the bunch as well.
 
2009-11-03 01:01:56 AM  
i already had good reasons to not get married.
i guess i could always use another to not get gay.
 
2009-11-03 01:03:00 AM  
First they attacked the wild, hedonistic, "gay lifestyle." Now that gay rights has moved to the point of settling down like everyone else, they can't have that either. Make up your mind, people!

/oh yeah, they are just bigots looking for an excuse
 
2009-11-03 01:04:38 AM  
Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?
 
2009-11-03 01:05:47 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

it depends on what they're wearing.
 
2009-11-03 01:05:58 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?
 
2009-11-03 01:06:04 AM  
This just in: Marriage is a scam!
 
2009-11-03 01:07:04 AM  
Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?


Pre
 
2009-11-03 01:07:41 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?

Pre


Sorry one pre and one post
 
2009-11-03 01:08:35 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?

Pre


How hot are they? Also, penis size is relevant.
 
2009-11-03 01:09:41 AM  
I never want to get married. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free, and once you buy the cow, it will stop producing milk?
 
2009-11-03 01:09:48 AM  
trick question.
it's gay if you mentally measure their junk.
 
2009-11-03 01:09:51 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?

Pre

Sorry one pre and one post


Pfft, that's not gay at all. Come back when you have a real question.
 
2009-11-03 01:11:45 AM  
Personally, I'm all for gay marriage. Watching youngish lesbians get married only to find out it was a huge mistake, then having to go through getting a divorce would bring a big smile to my face.

But, then again, I'm an evil bastard, so YMMV.
 
2009-11-03 01:12:06 AM  
Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Molavian: drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Pre-op or post-op?

Pre

How hot are they? Also, penis size is relevant.


Thje post is very hot
GIS safemode off for Danielle foxx
 
2009-11-03 01:12:26 AM  
"Survey reveals that married gay couples are just as boring as their straight counterparts"

Not to closeted republicans, they're not. Think about repressing your homosexuality so hard that you marry a conservative 'woman' and join the republican party. Now think about all these gay men flaunting their gayness in front of you. If you didn't kill yourself, you'd try to stop gay marriage, too.
 
2009-11-03 01:20:10 AM  
the_wanderer: Personally, I'm all for gay marriage. Watching youngish lesbians get married only to find out it was a huge mistake, then having to go through getting a divorce would bring a big smile to my face.

But, then again, I'm an evil bastard, so YMMV.


Win.
 
2009-11-03 01:21:01 AM  
I really don't get about the problem with gays getting married according to the ones against. I see nothing wrong with gays getting married at all. The opposition seems to have this excuse where it's against federal law for gays to marry because of DOMA, considering some of these people are campaigning for the government to get off of their backs, whether it is state or federal for other purposes.

I hope the people who are dissent from gay couples should at least know how a lot of them live, because I have a feeling that they are gonna be surprised how many gays live their lives. As NORMAL people.
 
2009-11-03 01:22:44 AM  
FredaDeStilleto: Yep. It's really difficult to be anything but boring when you're trying to make a living, raise kids. Sexual preference makes no difference in that regard.

img267.imageshack.us
"Not when your sexual preference is for ADVENTURE, laddie! I bend excitement over and give it the old how's-your-father right up the thrill chute more than sixty-nine times a minute till the cock crows, and that's on my slow nights!"
 
2009-11-03 01:24:03 AM  
Utah and Wyoming are gayer than I thought.
 
2009-11-03 01:25:36 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde: Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

Depends how you are watching it:

on the internet - probably not.
through binoculars - maybe.
through a peephole - probably.
two-way mirror - 50-50.
in a mirror on the ceiling - U R gay.
 
2009-11-03 01:27:09 AM  
Noiutert:

People who spend their time hating gay people don't know much about anything, in my experience.

/straight former nightclub doorman
 
2009-11-03 01:28:27 AM  
EdgeRunner: img267.imageshack.us
"Not when your sexual preference is for ADVENTURE, laddie! I bend excitement over and give it the old how's-your-father right up the thrill chute more than sixty-nine times a minute till the cock crows, and that's on my slow nights!"


Smoke me a kipper, I'll b back for breakfast.
 
2009-11-03 01:29:36 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.comHomosexuals are regular people.

I'm shocked. SHOCKED.
 
2009-11-03 01:36:47 AM  
Gays should have equal opportunity to be miserable
 
2009-11-03 01:53:21 AM  
T-Luv: I never want to get married. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free, and once you buy the cow, it will stop producing milk?

There's been no reduction in "milk production" in my barn.

/32 years and counting
 
2009-11-03 02:01:06 AM  
jackomonde: Necrosis

First they attacked the wild, hedonistic, "gay lifestyle."

Male homosexuals as a group, particularly those not in committed relationships still have more anonymous and promiscuous sex.

Why?

Simple. Two male libidos.


Difficult to argue with that logic.
 
2009-11-03 02:18:51 AM  
ModernLuddite: Utah and Wyoming are gayer than I thought.

An excessive fixation on being manly is a sign of teh gay.

jackomonde: Simple. Two male libidos.

See also Lesbian bed death.
 
2009-11-03 02:27:01 AM  
This is why I prefer rough trade.
 
2009-11-03 02:36:20 AM  
Vote No On 1 in Maine tomorrow!!

And win or lose, if I abandon my family on Weds it's because of the undermining.

And the Kung fu lasers.
 
2009-11-03 03:26:01 AM  
jekxrb: I'm shocked. SHOCKED.

Why? Did you just watch two trannies bang each other?
 
2009-11-03 03:55:16 AM  
The good is that they trade roles:

One plays a power-bottom for a week and then switch being a compliant bottom.
 
2009-11-03 04:10:42 AM  
NOOOO!

You're letting all of the GAY SECRETS OUT!

Gay couples are not boring. They are merely "socially reserved".
Gay couples are not trite and dull in conversation. They merely love "obscure references" and "droll humor".
Gay couples are not sexually dull. They just enjoy "the repetition of the familiar".
Gay couples do not have closets full of fantasy uniforms and costumes because the sex is boring and dispassionate. They just have "a need to spice things up with roleplay" and "require unnecessary complication in mutual masturbation".
 
2009-11-03 04:11:41 AM  
Rickerkioz: I always said we should let them be as miserable as straight people.

It's the "letting them" part that shouts loudest to me.
 
2009-11-03 04:19:50 AM  
You are aware that if the Fund-a-mentalcases figure out that homosexual couples are just as dull and boring as the Evangelicals, that you've just destroyed their reason for existing.

Then all of those annoying Fund-a-mentalcase moronic perpetually-begging rage-a-holics will leave their home States and irritate every other State with their boring stupidity.

While the Fund-a-mentalcases are wrapped in their delusions of the "perverted sexually flamboyant" gays, they feel afraid to travel and refuse to venture out of their "secure boring" territories.

If they really figure out that 99.9% of the homosexual population are boring stay-at-home intellectuals or common uninteresting working class people, then the "Beggars With Bibles" will wake up, flee their Bible Ghettos of poverty plus moronity and annoy all of the working class in the productive intelligent States of America.
 
2009-11-03 04:36:45 AM  
No matter haw many times a homosexual couple farks, they can't make a baby.

tough noogies.
 
2009-11-03 04:46:22 AM  
jackomonde:
Male homosexuals as a group, particularly those not in committed relationships still have more anonymous and promiscuous sex.

Why?

Simple. Two male libidos.


There's a subculture that's openly gay that's pretty much what you've described, but they're not really the types to go out and get hitched and try to raise a kid. You're confusing groups because of a shared characteristic, kind of like accusing goth teenagers of being stuck-up, tea-drinking pricks with impeccable ettiquette because, like 18th-century british gentry, they often have a visible watch chain hanging from their pocket.

Also, the "men want sex an women don't" thing is not only incorrect, it's worn and tired. A century ago it was "all women want is sex and male is the only gender capable of even minor self-control", and that was wrong too.

Gridlock:
If they really figure out that 99.9% of the homosexual population are boring stay-at-home intellectuals or common uninteresting working class people, then the "Beggars With Bibles" will wake up, flee their Bible Ghettos of poverty plus moronity and annoy all of the working class in the productive intelligent States of America.


I don't know why they'd "figure it out", given that it's not true. A good chunk of gay folk do belong to the aforementioned promiscuous subculture. Which they've no reason to be ashamed of, you're free to be promiscuous or flamboyant or whatever around here. Though thanks a ton for facilitating the initial rapid spread of HIV through unsafe sexual practices, guys, the rest of us really appreciate that.
 
2009-11-03 05:30:46 AM  
drjekel_mrhyde:
Is it gay to watch two trannies bang each other?

You must know different trannies than I do.
 
2009-11-03 08:07:52 AM  
I was talking with a friend the other day about equality in general. We came to the conclusion that true equality does not come with tolerance, acceptance or condoning a behavior, race, gender, etc. It comes with the same general apathy you have towards anything that isn't a threat. You're not equal until society doesn't give a crap about you. Until you are not worth the energy to hate.
 
2009-11-03 08:39:51 AM  
MorningBreath: they have way more sex though.

I wish!!
 
2009-11-03 08:45:17 AM  
Well, now I feel much better. I hate to think anyone has a better sex life than I do. If once a month, by the dark of the moon, is good enough for me, it's get enough for everybody. Make it so!
 
2009-11-03 08:45:31 AM  
jekxrb: Homosexuals are regular people.

I'm shocked. SHOCKED.


NOWAI!

/vote NO on 1!
 
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